List of ''Beavis and Butt-Head'' episodes

Beavis and Butt-Head donate blood in hopes of raking in the cash, giving a little more than they planned to. The episode is sometimes entitled "Blood Drive".

Featured videos:

• Olivia Newton-John – "Physical"
• Ramones – "I Wanna Be Sedated"
• Big Daddy Kane featuring Barry White – "All of Me"
• Judas Priest – "Painkiller"
• Concrete Blonde – "Bloodletting (The Vampire Song)"

Alt. Set

• Megadeth – "Symphony of Destruction (The Gristle Mix)"
• Sinéad O'Connor – "Nothing Compares 2 U"
• Scatterbrain – "Don't Call Me Dude"
• Jackyl – "The Lumberjack"

Alt. Set 2 This airing deleted the "Give Blood" title card and an alt. version of "Frog Baseball" was added after the Concrete Blonde video. (There was a banner across the top of the video that announced "Frog Baseball"). This alt. version featured a new title card and moved the opening tv watching scene to the end of the episode.

• David Lee Roth – "Yankee Rose"
• Kiss – "Rock and Roll All Nite"
• Guns N' Roses – "Garden of Eden"
• Technotronic featuring Ya Kid K – "Move This"
• Gwar – "The Road Behind"
• Sir Mix-a-Lot – "Baby Got Back"
• LL Cool J – "Big Ole Butt"
• Wreckx-n-Effect – "Rump Shaker"
• Sir Mix-a-Lot – "Baby Got Back" (partial)

Mr. Van Driessen gives the class the assignment to go door-to-door to collect for charity, and while collecting Beavis and Butt-head run into a scary donor: Mistress Cora Anthrax.

Featured videos:

• Suicidal Tendencies – "Send Me Your Money"
• Sir Mix-a-Lot – "Baby Got Back"
• Richard Marx – "Take This Heart"
• Life, Sex & Death – "School's for Fools"
• Madonna – "Erotica"
• Nine Inch Nails – "Head Like a Hole"

Alt. Set

• archive footage, with Scorpions – "Rock You Like a Hurricane" playing as background music

Mr. Van Driessen gives the class the assignment to petition against a fur shop opening in town. Beavis and Butt-head conclude that "petitions are stupid" but do get the signatures of "Hugh G. Rection", "Ben Dover" and "Rosie Palm" and her "5 sisters".

This episode marks the first appearance of the character Daria Morgendorffer.

Featured videos:

• Hall & Oates – "Maneater"
• Def Leppard – "Animal"
• Huey Lewis and the News – "I Want a New Drug"
• The Dead Milkmen – "Smokin' Banana Peels"
• Young MC – "Principal's Office"
• Red Hot Chili Peppers – "Show Me Your Soul"

Beavis and Butt-head visit an aquarium in hopes of plugging some dolphin holes with balloons.

Featured videos:

• Red Hot Chili Peppers – "Higher Ground"
• Slim Whitman – "I Remember You"
• RuPaul – "Supermodel (You Better Work)"
• Faith No More – "Falling to Pieces"
• AC/DC – "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (Live)"

Alt. Set

• Pat Benatar – "Love Is a Battlefield"
• Michael Jackson – "Black or White"

Daria is forced to work with Beavis and Butt-head on a class project, and she sets out to prove that the duo's stupidity can be scientifically explained.

Featured videos:

• Oingo Boingo – "Weird Science"
• The Cult – "Fire Woman"
• Danzig – "How the Gods Kill"
• INXS – "Devil Inside"
• Faith No More – "Epic"

Beavis and Butt-head acquire and use Mr. Anderson's credit card at the local pet shop.

This episode marks the first appearance of Mr. Anderson.

Featured videos:

• Loverboy – "Working for the Weekend"
• The Bangles – "Manic Monday"
• Ramones – "Pet Semetary"
• John Mellencamp – "Pop Singer"
• Soundgarden – "Rusty Cage"

Mr. Anderson waits 20 minutes at the drive-thru (Beavis and Butt-head's place of occupation) for large fries, a pie and a large coffee. They end up giving him a fried mouse and bugs.

Featured videos:

• Jeremy Jordan – "The Right Kind of Love"
• ZZ Top – "Legs"
• Biohazard – "Punishment"
• Deee-Lite – "Groove Is in the Heart"

Coach Buzzcut attempts to teach family skills to Beavis and Butt-head's class by giving boy-girl pairs sacks of sugar to "raise". Because no one else will work with them, Buzzcut has Beavis and Butt-head play a non-traditional couple – much to the sugar's detriment.

This episode marks the first appearance of Coach Buzzcut.

Featured videos:

• U2 – "One"
• Aerosmith – "Rag Doll"
• Katrina and the Waves – "Walking on Sunshine"
• Garth Brooks – "The Thunder Rolls"
• Nine Inch Nails – "Wish"

Beavis and Butt-head take an embarrassing picture of a large woman at the drive-in and she seeks revenge.

Featured videos:

• David Lee Roth – "Yankee Rose"
• L7 – "Pretend We're Dead"
• Helmet – "Unsung"
• Nelson – "(Can't Live Without Your) Love and Affection"
• Gwar – "The Road Behind"

Beavis and Butt-head attend a freak show and try to score with the Rubber Band Lady.

Featured videos:

• Aerosmith – "Livin' on the Edge"
• Michael Damian – "Rock On"
• Golden Earring – "Twilight Zone"
• The Jacksons – "Torture"
• Culture Club – "Karma Chameleon"
• Talking Heads – "Wild Wild Life"

Beavis and Butt-head tangle with the burden of the customers who actually want service.

Featured videos:

• Public Image Ltd – "Rise"
• Wang Chung – "Everybody Have Fun Tonight"
• Wham! – "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"
• The Pursuit of Happiness – "Cigarette Dangles"
• Nirvana – "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

The duo get a nasty cold, and they try to get a hold of some cough syrup in a futile attempt to get wasted.

Featured videos:

• Mötley Crüe – "Dr. Feelgood"
• Billy Idol – "Dancing with Myself"
• New Kids on the Block – "Hangin' Tough"
• Alice in Chains – "Them Bones"

Beavis and Butt-head are hired to paint the trim of Mr. Anderson's house, but severely sniffing paint thinner causes them to take a more creative – and destructive – approach.

Featured videos:

• Frankie Goes to Hollywood – "Two Tribes"
• Biz Markie – "Just a Friend"
• White Zombie – "Black Sunshine"
• Edie Brickell & New Bohemians – "What I Am"

Beavis and Butt-Head head to Mexico with their friend, Dave, in an effort to obtain illegal fireworks, but instead make a run for the bathroom after a taco stand owner gets revenge on the duo for feeding his dog hot sauce by putting even hotter sauce in their tacos.

Featured videos:

• Wall of Voodoo – "Mexican Radio"
• Pantera – "Psycho Holiday"
• Ofra Haza – "Im Nin'alu"
• Cycle Sluts from Hell – "I Wish You Were a Beer"
• Depeche Mode – "I Feel You"

During the ride back to the U.S., Dave forces Beavis and Butthead to smuggle pills by swallowing condoms full of them – but the duo forget to tie them up and the three of them are getting pulled over by border patrol while B&B are severely intoxicated.

This episode part has never been released on home video because of Beavis & Butt-head swallowing condoms full of drugs.

Featured videos:

• Gerardo Mejía – "Rico Suave"
• Ministry – "N.W.O."
• Soundgarden – "Outshined"
• AC/DC – "Highway to Hell (Live)"
• Texas Tornados – "Adios Mexico"

Beavis and Butt-head go to a drive-in theater, and blow up the bathrooms, raid the concession stand, and mock an incompetent security guard who shoots himself in the foot.

Featured videos:

• Kool Moe Dee – "Wild Wild West"
• The Power Station – "Get It On (Bang a Gong)"
• House of Pain – "Shamrocks & Shenanigans"
• The Sugarcubes – "Walkabout"
• AC/DC – "You Shook Me All Night Long"

Principal McVicker attempts a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: they can't laugh at anything they hear for a week.

Featured videos:

• Ween – "Push th' Little Daisies"
• Carmen Electra – "Everybody Get on Up"
• Butthole Surfers – "Who Was in My Room Last Night?",
• Beastie Boys – "So What'cha Want"
• Amy Grant – "Baby, Baby"
• Toni Basil – "Mickey"
• Scorpions – "Rock You Like a Hurricane",
• Reba McEntire – "Take It Back"
• Duran Duran – "Come Undone"
• Corrosion of Conformity – "Dance of the Dead"

During a boring day at Burger World, Butt-head falls asleep and dreams about being in a rock band with Beavis.

Featured videos:

• Winger – "Seventeen"
• Nudeswirl – "F-Sharp"
• Kiss – "I Love It Loud"
• Eddie Murphy – "Put Your Mouth on Me"
• A-ha – "Take On Me"
• Big Country – "In a Big Country"

Beavis and Butt-head are ordered to prune the top of Mr. Anderson's tree, but take a disastrous shortcut on their job by sawing through the trunk. The tree falls on his house and power lines, which fells utility poles onto parked cars.

Featured videos:

• Doctor and the Medics – "Spirit in the Sky"
• David Lee Roth – "Just Like Paradise"
• Kris Kross – "Warm It Up"
• Digital Underground – "The Humpty Dance"

Beavis and Butt-head go to Stewart's house to watch a pay-per-view special, but get bored with it and cause chaos inside there.

This episode was banned from MTV runs because of the scene where Beavis & Butt-head inhale stove gas and blow up Stewart's kitchen.

Featured videos:

• The Cars – "You Might Think"
• Art of Noise – "Kiss"
• Twisted Sister – "I Wanna Rock"
• Spinal Tap – "The Majesty of Rock"

Mr. Van Driessen makes Beavis and Butt-Head write haikus in class.

Featured videos:

• Debbie Gibson – "Out of the Blue"
• Black Sabbath – "Iron Man"
• Das EFX – "They Want EFX"
• Fishbone – "Fight the Youth"

Beavis and Butt-head torment post-heart surgery Billy Bob by making off with his scooter and crashing it.

Featured videos:

• Joe Cocker – "Unchain My Heart"
• Izzy Stradlin – "Shuffle It All"
• D.R.I. – "Acid Rain"
• Enuff Z'Nuff – "Fly High Michelle"
• King Missile – "Detachable Penis"

Beavis and Butt-Head try out for a mud wrestling act at the local strip club, but legal age issues rear their ugly heads once again.

Featured videos:

• Salt-N-Pepa – "Push It"
• Bobby Brown – "Humpin' Around"
• Babes in Toyland – "Bruise Violet"
• R.E.M. – "Pop Song 89"
• Butthole Surfers – "Dust Devil"

Beavis and Butt-head buy frozen yogurt, but when refused a refund, they take a messy revenge on the mall.

Featured videos:

• Rick James – "Superfreak"
• Scandal – "Goodbye to You"
• T'Pau – "Heart and Soul"
• White Zombie – "Thunder Kiss '65"
• Jane's Addiction – "Mountain Song"

Beavis and Butt-head go shooting skeet, but end up with something bigger than they originally thought.

This episode was banned from MTV reruns because of Butt-Head shooting down an airplane. It has never been released on home video.

Featured videos:

• The Cramps – "Bikini Girls with Machine Guns"
• Grim Reaper – "See You in Hell"
• King's X – "Black Flag"
• Nitzer Ebb – "Godhead"

Beavis and Butt-Head volunteer to wash Mr. Anderson's dog in hopes that he'll leave them money in his will.

Featured videos:

• Porno for Pyros – "Pets"
• Soundgarden – "Outshined"
• Black Box – "Everybody Everybody"
• Stray Cats – "Rock This Town"

Beavis and Butt-head hang out at Maxi-Mart in an attempt to pick up chicks and meet a biker chick who uses them to shoplift.

Featured videos:

• Gerardo Mejía – "Rico Suave"
• Bow Wow Wow – "I Want Candy"
• Gruntruck – "Crazy Love"
• Color Me Badd – "I Wanna Sex You Up"
• Terence Trent D'Arby – "She Kissed Me"

Beavis and Butt-head ponder enlisting in the US Army as "Major Woody" and "Private Parts", but end up with some bullets and an active grenade.

Featured videos:

• Quiet Riot – "Cum on Feel the Noize"
• Ministry – "NWO"
• AC/DC – "Highway to Hell"
• Life, Sex & Death – "Tank"

The two go to a comedy club where Butt-Head's stand-up comedy fails. Beavis sets fire to the comedy club after burning newspapers to juggle with.

This episode was blamed for the Ohio fire incident.

Featured videos:

• Primus – "My Name Is Mud"
• Tiffany Darwish – "I Think We're Alone Now"
• Vince Neil – "Sister of Pain"
• Belly – "Feed the Tree"

The two are hired to wash a Chevrolet Corvair in order to pay for new TV remote batteries, but decide to take it for a ride. They stop on a junction, where another car crashes into it.

Featured videos:

• 24-7 Spyz – "Stuntman"
• Bon Jovi – "In These Arms"
• Vanessa Williams – "Work to Do"

The two search their couch for interesting items to use as bait to fish out of their window onto the street while they sit on their couch. They catch a raccoon, Stuart and an elderly woman. The woman leaves. Butt-Head sees a police car outside and hands the fishing rod to Stuart. A policeman kicks the door down to find Stuart holding the fishing rod - and arrests him.

Featured videos:

• INXS – "Not Enough Time"
• Danzig – "Mother"
• Suicidal Tendencies – "Institutionalized"
• Bee Gees – "Jive Talkin'"

Under threat of possible death from a gun-toting student, the duo assume disguises and pretend to be exchange students.

Featured videos:

• Run–D.M.C. – "Down with the King"
• Megadeth – "Sweating Bullets"
• Frank Black – "Los Angeles"

The duo conceive a plot to "kidnap" clueless Stewart for ransom.

Featured videos:

• Kix – "Cool Kids"
• Kylie Minogue – "Locomotion"
• Raging Slab – "Anywhere but Here"
• White Zombie – "Welcome to Planet Motherfucker"

"Kidnapping" Stewart proves to be more than the pair bargained for.

Featured videos:

• Led Zeppelin – "Over the Hills and Far Away"
• The Shamen – "Ebeneezer Goode"
• Blondie – "Rapture"
• Beastie Boys – "Gratitude"

Beavis and Butt-head, upon discovering the concept of a nudist colony, attempt to join one. They cannot afford the membership fee, so they climb over the wall.

Featured videos:

• Stone Temple Pilots – "Plush"
• Karyn White – "The Way I Feel About You"
• Cycle Sluts From Hell – "I Wish You Were a Beer"
• Odds – "Heterosexual Man"

Upon hearing of a coming tornado, the duo decide to investigate at a trailer park and meet two trailer trash girls who want to have sex with two men before dying in the storm. The boys are blown out of the girls' trailer by the storm.

Featured videos:

• Ministry – "Just One Fix"
• Accept – "Balls to the Wall"
• Samantha Fox – "Naughty Girls (Need Love Too)"
• PJ Harvey – "50ft Queenie"

Beavis and Butt-head are hired for a job, this time by their teacher, David Van Driessen, and the duo end up destroying his entire 8-track tape collection.

Featured videos:

• Krokus – "School's Out"
• The Mission – "Like a Child Again"
• Army of Lovers – "Crucified"

The duo get a dollar and win $500 by buying a lottery ticket. They then buy a riding mower, which they use to cut a circle-A in the lawn in front of Highland High School.

Featured videos:

• ZZ Top – "Viva Las Vegas"
• MARRS – "Pump Up the Volume"
• Alien Sex Fiend – "Now I'm Feeling Zombified"
• Ugly Kid Joe – "Neighbor"

McVicker restarts a Scared Straight program and the duo find themselves having fun in prison.

Featured videos:

• Judas Priest – "Breaking the Law"
• Plasmatics – "The Damned"
• The Dead Milkmen – "Punk Rock Girl"
• AC/DC – "Highway to Hell"
• U2 – "Lemon"

Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst-eating contest. They are unaware of and unable to pay the entrance fee, so they have to work with frogs to pay it.

Featured videos:

• U2 – "Mysterious Ways"
• Circus of Power – "Heaven or Hell"
• David Lee Roth – "Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody"

Beavis and Butt-head are sent by an angry Coach Buzzcut to the local shop because they need to buy athletic supporters (or as they call them "sip otters") for gym class. The supporters are too big for them, so they are given eyepatches instead, which Daria writes about in the school paper.

Featured videos:

• Red Hot Chili Peppers – "Breaking the Girl"
• DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – "Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble"

The duo sell sperm, at the offices of Dr. Rod Johnson, and buy porn magazines with the money.

Featured videos:

• Peter Gabriel – "Sledgehammer"
• Pantera – "Mouth for War"
• Siouxsie and the Banshees – "Peek-a-Boo"
• Red Hot Chili Peppers – "Suck My Kiss"

Disgusted with their pathetic physiques, Buzzcut decides to enlist the duo in a weight training course.

Featured videos:

• Milli Vanilli – "Baby Don't Forget My Number"
• Journey – "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)"
• Onyx featuring Biohazard – "Slam"
• Eddie Money – "Shakin'"

Bill Clinton is about to visit Highland, so McVicker does his best to keep Beavis and Butt-head preoccupied. He sends the boys off-campus.

Featured videos:

• Tag Team – "Whoomp! (There It Is)"
• Daisy Chainsaw – "Love Your Money"
• Tool – "Sober"

Bill Clinton visits Highland, and encounters Beavis and Butt-head, as well as Daria, during an assembly.

Featured videos:

• Rollins Band – "Low Self Opinion"
• Suzanne Vega – "Blood Makes Noise"
• The Georgia Satellites – "Keep Your Hands to Yourself"

The duo accidentally run for student office - and receive one vote.

Featured videos:

• Yoko Ono – "My Man"
• Metallica – "One"
• The Beloved – "Sweet Harmony"

The duo take to bowling as their latest activity, While there, they steal Tom Anderson's bowling ball, put firecrackers in it and drop it from the roof of the building onto the street. Anderson is arrested for the 'bombing'.

Featured videos:

• Dread Zeppelin – "Heartbreaker"
• Skatenigs – "Chemical Imbalance"
• Skid Row – "Monkey Business"

The two try to score chicks while hitchhiking—and unwittingly join a cult.

Featured videos:

• Helloween – "Halloween"
• The Dickies – "Killer Klowns"
• The Sisters of Mercy – "Doctor Jeep"
• Electric Sun – "The Night the Master Comes"
• Prong – "Prove You Wrong"

The duo end up at the cult of a man claiming to be God.

Featured videos:

• Alice Cooper – "Welcome to My Nightmare"
• Bauhaus – "Ziggy Stardust"
• Madonna – "Fever"
• Bananarama – "Venus"

The duo arrive at a local bank, where they find that someone has left their bank card in the ATM. Beavis correctly guesses the card's pin code, and the duo pocket thousands of dollars from the person's account. The incident is captured on CCTV and ends up being shown on America's Most Hated, a spoof of America's Most Wanted. It is revealed that the bank card belongs to a professional basketball player, and the pin code guessed by Beavis was "Balls". The police are unsuccessful and draft in an armed team (shown on TV as Coppers, a spoof of Cops) to hunt the duo down and reclaim the money. They raid the house while the boys are sitting on the couch surrounded by the cash - and arrest them.

• Never released on any home video.

Featured videos:

• Vanilla Ice – "Ice, Ice Baby"
• Alice in Chains – "Man in the Box"
• Grace Jones – "Demolition Man"
• The Trash Can Sinatras – "Hay Fever"

After being locked up for egging Tom Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head face trial. However, they have no defence, except from Butthead, who relies on his viewing of the Pupils' Court as a way of defence. Beavis and Butt-head are convicted and sentenced to 500 hours of community service, during which they are meant to help other kids; instead they egg his house again with the kids they are meant to be keeping out of trouble.

Featured videos:

• The Cult – "Lil' Devil"
• George Michael – "Killer/Papa Was a Rollin' Stone"
• Edie Brickell & New Bohemians – "What I Am"

The two attempt to join Todd's gang, and are made to ride together in the trunk of his car as an initiation test; afterwards he rejects them. The episode's name also refers to the crush that the pair have on Todd in this episode.

Featured videos:

• Rick James – "Superfreak"
• Scandal – "Goodbye to You"
• T'Pau – "Heart and Soul"
• Biz Markie – "Just a Friend"
• Joan Jett – "Do You Wanna Touch Me"
• Depeche Mode – "I Feel You"

Beavis and Butt-head go to Stewart's house, where they pick up an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mother. They go outside and use it as a frisbee.

Featured videos:

• Dolly Parton – "More Where That Came From"
• King Missile – "Martin Scorsese"
• Quicksand – "Dine Alone"
• Chris Isaak – "Wicked Game"

Van Driessen takes the duo and Stewart on a canoe trip. At their camp, Beavis and Butt-Head use poison ivy as toilet paper and a bear attacks Van Driessen.

• Never released on any home video.

Featured videos:

• Frank Zappa – "You Are What You Is"
• The Europeans – "The Animal Song"
• Motörhead – "No Voices in the Sky"
• The Replacements – "Bastards of Young"

The duo ace a placement test by filling out the multiple choice answers at random and are moved up to a gifted class. A student there accidentally damages his brain and is demoted to Beavis and Butt-Head's old class.

Featured videos:

• Infectious Grooves – "Three Headed Mind Pollution"
• Ethyl Meatplow – "Devil's Johnson"
• Rockwell – "Somebody's Watching Me"

The duo befriend a foreign exchange student from Japan. They make him as dumb as they are, which greatly disappoints his parents when he returns to Japan.

Featured videos:

• Madness – "One Step Beyond"
• Jordy – "Dur dur d'être bébé!"
• Cypress Hill – "Insane in the Brain"
• Art of Noise – "Close (To the Edit)"

Extended episode. A Christmas-themed episode, featuring all music videos.

Featured videos:

• Hall & Oates – "Jingle Bell Rock"
• Leon Redbone with Dr. John – "Frosty the Snowman"
• Bing Crosby with David Bowie – "The Little Drummer Boy"
• Band Aid – "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
• Tony Bennett – "White Christmas"
• Elmo and Patsy – "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
• Billy Squier – "Christmas Is the Time to Say I Love You"
• Hoodoo Gurus – "The Little Drummer Boy"
• The California Raisins – "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
• Run–D.M.C. – "Xmas in Hollis"
• Bad News – "Cashing in on Christmas"
• David Johansen – "Zat You Santa Claus?"
• Max Headroom – "Merry Christmas Santa Claus"
• Ramones – "Merry Christmas (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight)"

Left in charge of Burger World after closing, Beavis and Butt-head throw burgers across the restaurant. A health inspector arrives, and is disgusted by the state of it. The boys give him fried worms which they cooked. After he leaves, the manager arrives. He is disgusted by the mess, and also eats some of the fried worms.

Featured videos:

• Björk – "Human Behavior"
• Peter Gabriel – "Kiss That Frog"

Extended episode. The two are confronted by an escaped killer and end up with tattoos.

Featured videos

• PJ Harvey – "Man-Size"
• The Flaming Lips – "She Don't Use Jelly"
• Type O Negative – "Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)"
• Love and Rockets – "No New Tale to Tell"
• Billy Joel – "Uptown Girl"
• Clutch – "A Shogun Named Marcus"
• Tori Amos – "Crucify"
• Candlebox – "Change"

Clark Cobb's latest community venture recruits Beavis and Butt-Head, who graffiti the names of rock bands on various pieces of artwork. The boys claim it is a tribute to the people who died in the Vietnam War.

Featured videos

• Bell Biv DeVoe – "Gangsta"
• Death – "The Philosopher"
• Vixen – "Edge of a Broken Heart"

Beavis and Butt-head attempt cow tipping. Butt-Head pushes the cow onto Beavis - trapping him under it. A crazy farmer decides to kill the cow with a chainsaw.

Featured videos

• Men Without Hats – "The Safety Dance"
• Fu-Schnickens with Shaquille O'Neal – "What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock)"
• Violent Femmes – "Nightmares"

Beavis and Butt-head forget how to urinate, and it is up to Coach Buzzcut to reteach them. He fails, so they are sent to a nurse who solves their problem.

Featured videos

• Michael Bolton – "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You"
• The Reverend Horton Heat – "Wiggle Stick"
• The Rolling Stones – "Emotional Rescue"
• Slayer – "Seasons in the Abyss"

Beavis is bitten by a potentially rabid dog and treated by a mean-spirited doctor.

Featured videos

• Missing Persons – "Words"
• Faith No More – "Easy"
• Public Image Ltd – "The Body"
• Biohazard and Onyx – "Judgment Night"

Beavis and Butt-head see the school psychiatrist. She questions them and they are subsequently committed.

Featured videos

• The Smashing Pumpkins – "Today"
• Salt-n-Pepa – "Shoop"
• Gwar – "Jack the World"

The duo visit to a bank to try to withdraw money, despite not having accounts. The police turn up to arrest the bank officer for embezzlement when he is talking to the boys. The banker goes to the roof of the building, and is followed by the police. After talking to the boys, he decides to give himself up.

Featured videos

• Ozzy Osbourne – "Shot in the Dark"
• Lou Reed – "No Money Down"
• Crowbar – "All I Had (I Gave)"

Beavis and Butt-head go to a gym that is offering free trial memberships. Butt-Head repeatedly propels Beavis into a wall using the treadmill.

Featured videos:

• Midi, Maxi & Efti – "Bad Bad Boys"
• Overkill – "Hello From The Gutter"
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult – "Blue Buddha"
• Lenny Kravitz – "Is There Any Love In Your Heart"

When Beavis and Butt-head are sent to the nurse's office by Mr. Buzzcut to fix their poor hygiene, they find that the young, attractive nurse is out to seduce them. They enjoy receiving a massage from her. They go back to the nurse's office, and are disappointed that the nurse is an ugly, fat, middle-aged woman and that the 'nurse' they saw before was actually a teaching assistant.

Featured videos

• Frank Sinatra with Bono – "I've Got You Under My Skin"
• Doug E. Fresh – "I-ight (Alright)"
• Melvins – "Hooch"

The duo call a phone sex number and later try to set up their own service.

Featured videos:

• Eve's Plum – "Blue"
• Barry White – "Put Me In Your Mix"
• Low Pop Suicide – "Kiss Your Lips"

Swimming lessons by Buzzcut are put into jeopardy by the duo's ineptitude.

Featured videos:

• Curve – "Missing Link"
• Carnival Art – "Mr. Blue Veins"
• R.E.M. – "Nightswimming"

Highland is stricken by a blackout and Beavis and Butt-head try to find a working TV.

Featured videos

• Radiohead – "Creep"
• Morrissey – "November Spawned a Monster"

Butt-head is inspired by David Letterman and gets a shot at hosting his own talk show on the high school's TV channel.

Featured videos

• Grim Reaper – "See You In Hell"
• Donny Osmond – "Sacred Emotion"
• Greta – "Fathom"

Beavis runs into a wall, thinking that he can charge through it. He knocks himself out and dreams that he meets St. Peter, who is none too pleased with Beavis's actions while living on Earth. St. Peter refuses him entry to heaven, and Beavis is sent to hell. Butt-Head wakes Beavis by throwing a bucket of water over him.

Featured videos

• Gary Numan – "Cars"
• Frank Black – "Los Angeles"
• Tom Waits – "I Don't Wanna Grow Up"

Mr. Anderson hires Beavis and Butt-head to help him build an in-ground swimming pool. Anderson's plans go awry when he cannot find the tiles he needs and is left behind in the store after it closes as his car is towed away. Meanwhile, the boys put many gallons of water, six bags of cement, a bulldozer, a shed and themselves into the hole where they are meant to be building the pool - trapping themselves in there.

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• Sagat – "Why Is It? (Funk Dat)"
• Ēbn-Ōzn – "AEIOU Sometimes Y"
• Anthrax – "Hy Pro Glo"

The duo visit a 'psychic'. She uses cold reading techniques to deduce that they are high school students who are not A students. She tells Butt-Head that he will become important, rich and famous - and that he will get beautiful women, a mansion, servant and a yacht. Beavis looks into her crystal ball and sees visions of a major war.

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• Metallica – "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
• Nina Hagen – "Herrmann hieß er"
• Donald Fagen and Walter Becker – "Snowbound"

The duo go to a dress shop in a shopping mall, to "check out chicks". They are told to leave the store, then they walk into an artificial lake in the mall when it is dry in order to take coins that people have thrown into it when making wishes. The janitor turns on the water, so they climb onto the lake's island. They are there for three days, thinking they are trapped on the island - until the janitor tells them that they can walk through the shallow water. The boys walk out of the lake, then take a mannequin with a dress on it home with them.

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• Whale – "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe"
• The Cure – "The Caterpillar"
• Beck – "Pay No Mind (Snoozer)"

The two take an figure drawing class that features a female nude who wins their attention. When she leaves and a male nude takes her place, they are horrified and leave.

Featured videos

• Nine Inch Nails – "March of the Pigs"
• Dick Dale – "Nitro"
• Superchunk – "Package Thief"

Beavis and Butt-Head go to a movie theater. Outside, they are scammed by two girls, who tell them they will be their dates if the boys give them their tickets and that the girls will let them in through the exit doors. Hours later, the girls come out with two men - and the boys realise that the girls conned them. They then try to sneak in through the exit, where a member of staff stops them and kicks Butt-Head to the ground.

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• Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting – "All for Love"
• Primus – "DMV"
• Morbid Angel – "God of Emptiness"
• Green Apple Quick Step – "Dirty Water Ocean"

Beavis and Butt-head go on a school trip to an art museum, where the duo vandalize two paintings.

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• Nirvana – "Heart-Shaped Box"
• Candyland – "Bitter Moon"
• Matthew Sweet – "Superdeformed"

Beavis and Butt-head appear on "The Gus Baker Show" and ruin both the show and Gus' grassroots presidential campaign in the process. The show is pulled off the air after the duo use coarse slang and Beavis moons the audience.

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• Jawbox – "Savory"
• The Clash – "Should I Stay or Should I Go"
• Herb Alpert – "North on South St."

A guest teacher Mr. Manners attempts to teach Van Driessen's class, including the show's title characters, manners. Beavis and Butt-Head makes it difficult for him due to their crude nature. This leads to Mr. Manners grabbing the duo and a physical fight between him and Van Driessen. Later, the boys use manners while in the bathroom.

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• Green Day – "Longview"
• Prong – "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck"
• Styx – "Too Much Time on My Hands"

The duo go to a construction site, where Butt-head climbs into a pipe and gets stuck inside. Beavis unsuccessfully tries to free him. A security guard finds them, contacts the media, and a crew rescue Butt-Head. Beavis stays behind after everyone leaves. He climbs into the same pipe that Butt-Head was stuck in and gets stuck there himself.

• En Vogue with Salt-n-Pepa – "Whatta Man"
• Mark O'Connor – "The Devil Came Back to Georgia"
• Pantera – "I'm Broken"

Beavis and Butt-Head's class are shown a State Highway Patrol film by Buzzcut in which two youths, Vinnie and Frankie, drive recklessly and crash into a truck. Beavis and Butt-Head take driving lessons with Mr. Buzzcut, during which Butt-Head drives the car into a truck.
Note: The characters in the driver education film are early sketches of Beavis and Butt-head.

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• Shonen Knife – "Tomato Head"
• Alice Cooper – "Lost in America"
• Johnny Cash – "Delia's Gone"

The duo look for a missing kid in order to receive reward money. While walking in a shallow river, a golf ball hits Beavis. They realise they are at a golf course, where they steal golf balls that Tom Anderson is using - then sell them back to him.

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• Primal Scream – "Rocks"
• Sonic Youth – "Bull in the Heather"
• KMFDM – "A Drug Against War"

Beavis and Butt-Head go to the optometrist and dentist, respectively. After they anger their doctors, Butt-Head's mouth is wired shut and Beavis is given glasses that make his eyesight worse.

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• DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – "I Wanna Rock"
• Kate Bush – "Love and Anger"

Beavis and Butt-head are forced to go on a TV talk show for teenage delinquents as punishment for vandalizing a display for an unveiling ceremony. They come very close to finally scoring when two girls invite them to make out with them. However, they take too long to join the girls and two other boys get to the girls before them. Beavis becomes angry at missing out on scoring, and a member of the show's staff jumps on him. The duo have to remove asbestos from the cafeteria as a worse punishment.

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• Cheap Trick – "Woke Up with a Monster"
• Meshell Ndegeocello – "If That's Your Boyfriend (He Wasn't Last Night)"
• George Thorogood and the Destroyers – "Bad to the Bone"

Beavis and Butt-head volunteer to run a teen crisis line, during which they take a call from a girl whose boyfriend is pressuring her for sex. The duo advise her to put out to someone at school tomorrow who is polite. The boys decide to be polite to every girl they see, so that they will score with her. The caller recognizes them in the school cafeteria, and her boyfriend throws the duo against the wall.

• Danzig – "Mother '93"
• James – "Say Something"
• Mutha's Day Out – "Locked"

The duo attempt to buy pork rinds from a vending machine outside a convenience store. A mechanical failure causes the product not to be released, so they go into the store, but the man in there says that they do not have anything to do with the machine. They decide to get more money, believing that if they put the same amount of money in, two bags of pork finds will be released. Butt-Head begs for money from an old woman, who gives him a dollar. He buys nachos and goes home where he eats them while sitting on the couch and watching television. He has forgotten about Beavis - who is still waiting outside the store for him.

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• Sweaty Nipples – "Demon Juice"
• Elton John and RuPaul – "Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
• Seaweed – "Kid Candy"
• Mötley Crüe – "Hooligan's Holiday"

A graduate student in Film and Anthropology visits the school to make a documentary film about problem teenagers. He makes Beavis and Butt-Head the focus of his film.

Featured videos

• Ramones – "Substitute"
• Blur – "Chemical World"
• Morphine – "Thursday"

Beavis and Butt-head become guest radio DJs on a rock music station but run afoul of the host when the duo say that a band suck, that he is old and Butt-Head falsely announces on air that the tenth caller to the show will win a free tattoo on his butt.

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• Sonic Youth – "Dirty Boots"
• Soundgarden – "Spoonman"
• Greta – "Is It What You Wanted"

The duo go to Stewart's house. They do not like the Burritos that his mother gives them. Beavis then frantically eats a huge amount of food that he finds in the cupboard. The duo go to school, where Beavis turns into a hyper-intense, hyperactive Hispanic called "Cornholio" who walks around the school repeatedly saying that he needs TP for his bunghole. Originally titled: "Breakfast Burritos".

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• Sausage – "Riddles Are Abound Tonight"
• Danger Danger – "Naughty Naughty"
• Devo – "Whip It"

The Burger World manager makes the two take a polygraph test after their cash register comes up short. Butt-Head loses consciousness due to holding his breath. Beavis claims that he murdered 16 hippies in 1969.

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• Maggie Estep – "Hey Baby"
• Rollins Band – "Liar"
• Helium – "XXX"

Due to their stupidity, Beavis and Butt-Head are progressively demoted from their original class down to kindergarten, where they wreak havoc. The principal there gets rid of them by promoting them back to their original class, by falsely claiming that they are the brightest students that they've ever had.

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• Soundgarden – "Black Hole Sun"
• Violent Femmes – "Breakin' Up"
• The Dylans – "Grudge"

The duo try to find things to do when there is nothing they want to watch on TV.

Featured videos

• Rick Derringer – "Real American"
• The Fabulous Thunderbirds – "Wrap It Up"
• Sam Harris – "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
• Napalm Death – "Plague Rages"

Beavis and Butt-Head want beards so that chicks will find them manly and cool. They cut hair from their heads, and super-glue it to their faces. They hit on girls at the mall, who reject them.

Featured videos

• Ratt – "I Want a Woman"
• Stakka Bo – "Here We Go (Stakka Bo song)"
• Sugartooth – "Sold My Fortune"

While the duo are watching TV, Butt-Head begins to choke on a piece of chicken. They phone 9-1-1; the woman on the phone advises Beavis to perform the Heimlich maneuver on Butt-Head. Beavis does not know what it is, so he goes to Burger World to try to find a sign which gives instructions to it - while Butt-Head collapses onto the floor. Beavis brings back an irrelevant sign from Burger World. Beavis inadvertently saves Butt-Head's life when he treads on him, expelling the chicken from Butt-Head's trachea. Beavis picks up the piece of chicken, and chokes on it.

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• The Didjits – "Judge the Hot Fudge"
• Lita Ford with Ozzy Osbourne – "Close My Eyes Forever"
• De La Soul – "Ego Trippin' (Part Two)"

While Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting on their couch, Todd kicks the door in. He uses the house as a hideout, telling the duo that he does not want anyone to know where he is. Three young men knock at the door looking for Todd. The duo falsely claim to be in his gang, and are beaten up by the trio. Two policemen knock on the door looking for Todd. They claim he is not there, then threaten to kick the police. They arrest the duo, who are put in a cell with the trio from earlier, who beat them up again.

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• Crowbar – "Existence Is Punishment"
• Brian Setzer – "Rebelene"
• Pia Zadora – "Rock It Out"

The duo start jobs as telemarketers at a call center. Beavis phones a sex chat line from work, after which the duo are fired.

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• Stone Temple Pilots – "Vasoline"
• Archers of Loaf – "Web In Front"
• Stacey Q – "Two of Hearts"
• Infectious Grooves – "Violent and Funky"

For a 10-mile charity walkathon, the duo unwittingly pledge $10 each per mile to Daria. She pledges them a nickel between them per mile. After they finish, they are asked for the $100 that they owe. They do not have it, so are told to 'walk it off' at a rate of 5c per mile.

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• Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper – "Elvis Is Everywhere"
• The Grays – "Very Best Years"
• Tori Amos – "God"
• Godspeed – "Houston St."

Notes:100th segments of the series.

The duo get off the school bus part-way through their journey to school, after Butt-Head falsely claims to the driver that they have an emergency. They walk into a real estate office and are wrongly assumed to be temps. Butt-Head photocopies his buttocks and Beavis types in a manic and random way. The two actual temps arrive, and Beavis and Butt-Head tell them to take a seat. The computer that Beavis is using overheats and he throws water over it. Beavis and Butt-Head are told to come back to work tomorrow.

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• David Byrne – "Angels"
• Coverdale and Page – "Pride and Joy"
• Iggy Pop – "Butt Town"
• LaTour – "People Are Still Having Sex"

Beavis finds cameras in bag in a bush. He and Butt-Head take several close-up pictures of themselves, before Beavis repeatedly smashes one of them into the ground. Butt-Head finds a card in the bag which gives the name and address of the photographer who is the owner. They go to his studio to receive a reward. The photographs that the duo took are exhibited.

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• R.E.M. – "Shiny Happy People"
• Rick Dees – "Get Nekked"
• Dandelion – "Under My Skin"
• Entombed – "Wolverine Blues"

Beavis and Butt-Head go to the zoo. They find the guide boring, so they go to the snake house. They spark a panic that a snake has escaped. The lights go out and they wake up with their hands around each other's penises, each wrongly having believed that they were holding a thin snake.

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• Alice in Chains – "I Stay Away"
• Pride and Glory – "Losin' Your Mind"
• The B.C. 52s – "(Meet) The Flintstones"

The duo do a day's work experience as security guards at the mall. They are led by the mall's security guard, who wants to do a full cavity search on a young woman.

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• Slaughter – "Real Love"
• The Meices – "Daddy's Gone to LA"
• Tool – "Prison Sex"
• Pavement – "Cut Your Hair"

The duo watch a television advertisement for breast enlargement. They decide to go to a plastic surgeon to have their penises enlarged. When they are there, a misunderstanding means that they have their noses enlarged instead.

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• Pantera – "This Love"
• Prince – "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World"
• Rush – "Stick It Out"
• Sheena Easton – "Sugar Walls"

The duo go to a rock concert. Outside, they meet two girls who are like female versions of them, but the girls reject them for not having tickets. They meet a scalper, but cannot afford the tickets. They stand in line for the portable toilet, but because it is very long, they urinate behind a dumpster, for which they are reprimanded by a security guard. When they finally reach the toilet, Beavis goes in it and Butt-Head tips it onto its side.

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• Life of Agony – "This Time"
• Iron Maiden – "From Here to Eternity"
• David Cassidy – "Lyin' to Myself"
• Godley & Creme – "Cry"

The duo decide to dig for oil in their yard, but instead break a sewerage pipe, causing blackwater to gush out of the pipe onto them and the garden. Wrongly assuming it to be oil, they fill their trash can with human waste and try to sell it to Mr. Anderson. He tells them to get the barrel of crap the hell out of here; he slams his front door, tipping the waste onto his front path. Two workmen from the waste department arrive in a van and tell Beavis and Butt-Head that they have fixed the leak, before driving off.

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• Dog Eat Dog – "No Fronts"
• The Bubblemen – "The Bubblemen Are Coming"
• Girlschool – "Play Dirty"
• Babes in Toyland – "Ripe"

While the duo are at Burger World, Beavis' genitals itch a lot, so he scratches them, then cooks a burger. This causes a food poisoning outbreak, which hospitalises 15 of the restaurant's customers. The restaurant is closed down and the duo are fired. When it re-opens, they are re-hired; a notice mandates that employees must wash their hands before handling meat.

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• that dog. – "Old Timer"
• Revolting Cocks – "Crackin' Up"
• MC 900 Ft. Jesus – "If I Only Had A Brain"

The duo enter Stewart's house by opening a window and climbing in. They find the house empty, and watch TV. Two burglars break the door down and claim to be moving men. The burglars steal some things and deliberately break some other things, before leaving in a van. Beavis and Butt-Head deliberately cause a great deal of damage to the house and its contents. Stewart and his parents arrive home, horrified at some of their possessions having been stolen and many other things badly damaged.

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• Gwar – "Saddam a Go-Go"
• Bobby McFerrin – "Don't Worry, Be Happy"
• Dinosaur Jr. – "Feel the Pain"

The duo go to a hair salon in order to have haircuts so that they can get physically close to an attractive hairdresser's breasts. They are unaware that she is Todd's girlfriend. She washes their hair, then Todd arrives. He gives Beavis and Butt-Head very bad haircuts, cutting off the vast majority of their hair.

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• Skrew – "Picasso Trigger"
• Comateens – "The Late Mistake"
• Cannibal Corpse – "Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead"
• Rollins Band – "Disconnect"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch a TV report on a parties, so they attempt to throw a party as a way to get chicks. However, no girls turn up. Stewart and his two nerdy friends from a youth group arrive and talk amongst themselves about MacGyver and Knight Rider. Todd and a member of his gang arrive and throw all the boys out, in order to have their own party there. Todd's party cause a lot of damage to the house.

This episode aired during Super Bowl XXIX's halftime show on ABC.

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• Robert Palmer – "Simply Irresistible"
• The Jesus Lizard – "Glamorous"
• The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – "Detroit Rock City"
• Marilyn Manson – "Get Your Gunn"

During physical education, the duo are sitting on the sports field. A javelin impales Beavis' right hand to the ground. They try to avoid showering with the rest of the class, but Buzzcut demands that they do. They are undressing when McVicker sets the fire alarm off. Instead of showering, they are embarrassingly forced by Buzzcut to exit the school in just their underwear. All the other students are already outside, fully clothed. They, as well as Buzzcut and McVicker, laugh at Beavis and Butt-Head.

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• Beastie Boys – "Sabotage"
• U2 – "Numb"
• Yes – "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
• R.E.M. – "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"

The duo watch a television advertisement encouraging people to adopt a dog from a shelter. They decide to, so they go to a dog shelter. They select the most violent, out-of-control dog. On their way home, Beavis throws a stick for the dog. The dog runs past the stick and does not return.

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• Moist – "Push"
• Grim Reaper – "Rock You to Hell"
• Nitzer Ebb – "Fun to Be Had"
• Phish – "Down with Disease"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch an episode of a television documentary called Great American Minds, which is about Benjamin Franklin. They see Franklin fly a kite with a key attached to it during a storm, so they do likewise. Their kite soon becomes stuck in a tree. The tree is struck by lightning, and falls on them. It is then struck again. The duo are admitted to the emergency department of a hospital. A representative of a media watchdog visits them in hospital, where she asks Butt-Head what he was watching on TV. She is interviewed on TV, where she says that the duo were watching rock music videos, and implies that was what encouraged them to fly the kite in a storm.

Featured videos

• Blur – "Parklife"
• Biohazard – "Tales From The Hard Side"
• Pizzicato Five – "Twiggy Twiggy"

Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep on the couch while The Today Show is on. The duo dream that they are on various TV shows.

Featured videos

• Tesla – "Call It What You Want"
• Cheech & Chong – "I'm Not Home Right Now"
• Supersuckers – "Creepy Jackalope Eye"
• Björk – "Big Time Sensuality"

"Mr. Manners" returns to Highland High. He hands the students 100 candy bars each to sell door-to-door for $2 each. Buzzcut tells the class that they are competing against other classes. Beavis and Butt-Head together sell one each to Mr. Anderson for half-price. The duo then sell the rest to each other and eat them. Mr. Candy is angry with the duo for only having $2 in exchange for all their candy bars, and grabs them. Buzzcut comes in and the two men physically fight.

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• Coolio featuring J-Ro and Billy Boy – "I Remember"
• Shudder to Think – "Hit Liquor"
• Varga – "Greed"

When Van Driessen challenges his class to make animated films. One student creates a scene of a flower growing, blooming, then dying - which she is very pleased with. Beavis and Butt-Head draw 500 drawings of dead people, which create a scene in which two characters resembling themselves are repeatedly stabbed with tridents. One character is grabbed by a dog and the other has a plane crash into him. Van Driessen is pleased with both short films.

Featured videos

• Danzig – "Cantspeak"
• Julee Cruise – "Rockin' Back Inside My Heart"
• David Lee Roth – "She's My Machine"

Tom Anderson employs the duo to do some work in his garden, which they are doing badly. He thinks that he can win money from them by having them join a poker game which he going to play with two other men. Beavis and Butt-Head do not know how to play the game, yet they win by luck alone. Anderson gives them plastic chips in exchange for the money that they won, which the duo think is a good deal.

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• Exodus – "Thorn in My Side"
• The Reverend Horton Heat – "Psychobilly Freakout"
• Mercyful Fate – "The Bell Witch"
• Poison – "I Want Action"

Van Driessen tells his class to each write an essay on the woman whom they admire most, for Women's History Month. Cassandra chooses k.d. lang. Beavis and Butt-Head initially both choose Beavis' mother. Van Driessen rejects that their weak efforts, so the duo go to the school library. The librarian recommends books about various women - as they try to look up her skirt while she is on a stepladder. They tell Van Driessen that she is the woman whom they admire most. He is disappointed with the again, and makes them return books to the library's shelves. While there, they put books in the wrong places, then look up the skirt of the same librarian.

Featured videos

• 7 Year Bitch – "Hip Like Junk"
• Grim Reaper – "Fear No Evil"
• 2 Unlimited – "Get Ready For This"

Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting in a field, when a light aircraft crashes nearby. They go to the nearby road and stop a car, whose driver calls the police and an ambulance. The pilot is airlifted to hospital, where he makes a full recovery. The story is re-enacted in Rescue 911.

Featured videos

• Deus – "Suds & Soda"
• The Cramps – "Ultra Twist!"
• Slayer – "Serenity in Murder"

The duo watch I Dream of Jeannie, then rummage through a dumpster. Beavis finds a bottle containing a dead mouse, expecting it will grant him wishes. He brings it to school, where the classroom is evacuated because of its smell. Due to none of his wishes being answered, and the smell it, Beavis leaves the bottle in the school cafeteria.

Featured videos

• Snoop Dogg – "Gin and Juice"
• Julie Brown – "Girl Fight Tonight!"
• Nudeswirl – "Buffalo"

Beavis fears that he is pregnant, due to having some of the symptoms and not realising that males cannot be impregnated. He uses a pregnancy test, and believes that it turning yellow when he urinates on it indicates a positive result. After defecating, he realises that he is not pregnant.

Featured videos

• Helmet – "Wilma's Rainbow"
• Yanni – "Reflections of Passion"
• Dinosaur Jr. – "I Don't Think So"

The duo attend a local church wedding, uninvited, in the belief that the attendees get to make out with the bride. Butt-Head objects to the wedding on the grounds that the groom is a dork. The duo try to kiss the bride, and are ejected by the ushers. Outside the church, Butt-Head says that being married would suck, due to spending your life with the same person.

Featured videos

• Prince – "When 2 R In Love"
• The Go-Go's – "The Whole World Lost Its Head"
• Weezer – "Buddy Holly"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch a horror film featuring screaming, the duo scream in the street, then knock on Tom Anderson's door and scream at him when he answers. When they scream at a policeman in the street, he grabs them and screams at them. The duo go home and phone Stewart and scream at him. They then phone the police and scream at them.

Featured videos

• Quicksand – "Delusional"
• Soul Coughing – "Down to This"
• Van Halen – "Can't Stop Lovin' You"

Beavis and Butt-Head encounter a beggar in the street, and attempt to become beggars themselves. A policeman move the duo along and they beg with the beggar. They are much more successful as a trio. After a passer-by wrongly assumes that they are his sons, he pretends that they are.

Featured videos

• Letters to Cleo – "Here & Now"
• Cheech & Chong – "Get Out of My Room"
• Pop Will Eat Itself – "Ich Bin Ein Auslander"

The duo ar eat a landfill site, where Beavis picks up a rotting animal carcass. He wants them to keep it as a pet, but Butt-Head points out that he cannot do so because it is dead. Butt-Head thinks it a good idea to attempt to sell the animal for its clothing. The shops they attempt to sell it to refuse to buy it. They fail in their attempt to pick up two girls while Beavis has the carcass on his head.

Featured videos

• Hazel – "Comet"
• Gary Young – "Plantman"
• Carcass – "Heartwork"

The manager at Burger World tells Beavis and Butt-Head that customers have complained about their fries. He looks at the fryer, which is badly polluted and contains a grasshopper and a Band-Aid. He orders the duo to change the oil. They buy motor oil from an automobile repair shop on credit - and use that as the replacement oil.

Featured videos

• Live – "I Alone"
• Ween – "I Can't Put My Finger On It"
• Rancid- "Nihilism"

The duo visit a beatnik poetry night at a café. Butt-Head's poetry is not popular, and his performance is cut short. After drinking cappuccinos, Beavis' alter ego Cornholio resurfaces and he takes to the stage with manic ramblings which are well-received.

Featured videos

• Deconstruction – "L.A. Song"
• The Stranglers – "Skin Deep"
• Jon Spencer Blues Explosion – "Dang"

Beavis and Butt-Head are walking through the woods, when they encounter a men's group headed by Mr. Van Driessen. They are a four men who are on a monthly drum-banging se They invite the duo to join them, which they do. Beavis bangs the drum while manically expressing his frustration at being always rejected by girls. The group at first respond well to him, but when Beavis says that he wants to bulldoze the school, Van Driessen's three followers leave, which Van Driessen is disappointed with. At school the next day, Van Driessen asks Butt-Head asks where Beavis is. Beavis is still in the woods, talking and banging the drum.

Featured videos

• Jill Sobule – "I Kissed a Girl"
• Pavement – "Rattled by the Rush"
• Sugar Ray – "Mean Machine"

The duo go to Maxi-Mart, where the store owner complains to them that they come there every Friday night, stand there for six hours, scare off his customers and only ever buy a soda. He goes into the back room to get dimes for the cash register. Butt-Head decides to serve two girls who are at the counter. From the back room, the owner sees Butt-Head at the register, and phones the police, telling that he is being robbed and assumes that they are armed. The police arrive outside and a standoff ensues. The police ask Butt-Head what his demands are, and he asks for food. The owner tells Beavis and Butt-Head that he has a gun and will use it on them if they come there again, then pushes them outside. The police search them for weapons and do not find any. The duo tell them about the owner's threat. The police enter, arrest the owner and beat him.

Featured videos

• Janet Jackson featuring MC Lyte – "You Want This"
• Wax – "California"

The duo find a truck tire at a filling station. They push it up a steep hill, Beavis climbs in it, and Butt-Head pushes it down with Beavis in it. It crosses a busy highway, causing Todd to spill beer on his jeans while driving and other cars to crash into each other. It then crosses a field, where it flattens Van Driessen and his camera. It bounces on a car which is on bricks, dislodging it and crushing the person under the car. The tire then hits a lever next to railroad tracks, causing a train to derail. The tire is stopped due to colliding with the back of a minivan in a parking lot. Beavis then climbs out of it. He is joined by Butt-Head, then confronted by Todd, who beats Beavis up.

Featured videos

• Dink – "Green Mind"
• Blues Traveler – "Run-Around"
• Compulsion – "Delivery"

McVicker tries an unorthodox approach to discipline Beavis and Butt-Head, sending them to a sensitivity encounter group therapy session. The leader tells them that he will get them in touch with his feelings. He gives Beavis a bat and pillow and tells him to pretend the pillow is Butt-Head and let his anger flow. Beavis repeatedly beats the pillow, breaking it open while screaming die! The duo go back to McVicar's office, where they tell him they are going to express their feelings. The duo then use McVicar's plant as a toilet.

Featured videos

• The Rolling Stones – "Love Is Strong"
• The Black Crowes – "High Head Blues"
• Faith No More – "Digging the Grave"

On her last day teaching them, a feminist teaching assistant expresses her anger at how sexist Beavis and Butt-Head's class is. She invites the female students to go to a local meeting of a feminist group, where they will discuss their plans to picket the movie theater because it shows films featuring actresses who have breast augmentation. The duo decide to go to the meeting, thinking that they can score with some of the attendees. The group are hostile to them, and beat them up.

Featured videos

• Madonna – "Secret"
• Catherine Wheel – "Waydown"
• The Jesus and Mary Chain – "Come On"

A phone call is made to the school by a man claiming that a bomb was placed in the school cafeteria the previous night. All of Highland High's staff and students are told by McVicker over the school's public address system to evacuate the school. Beavis and Butt-Head stay at school and go to the cafeteria to search for the bomb. Beavis finds a cooking timer, and wrongly assumes that it is a bomb. He and Beavis fight over it, until a man from the bomb squad tells them what it is. No bomb is found.

Featured videos

• Sick of It All – "Step Down"
• Sir Mix-a-Lot – "Ride"
• Monster Magnet – "Negasonic Teenage Warhead"

The duo watch a television advertisement in which an attorney, Joe Adler, encourages people to claim compensation for their injuries. In an attempt to win compensation for a staged injury, Butt-Head obstructs the road by sitting in the road on his bicycle while Beavis is a passenger on the school bus. The bus driver brakes suddenly; the bus crashes into Butt-Head and causes Beavis to be thrown to the front of the bus. The duo go to Adler's office to ask him to get them compensation. Adler tells the duo that they are going to sue the school system, the city, the state and the driver. The police arrest Adler for 257 counts of fraud. One officer grabs and interrogates the duo.

Featured videos

• Radiohead – "Fake Plastic Trees"
• Jerry Lee Lewis – "Goosebumps"
• Korn – "Blind"

Two attractive girls whose car has a flat tire ask the duo to change the wheel for the one in their trunk, saying that they will take them for a ride. Daria is walking past and helps them do so. The boys think that they will score with the girls, but they drive off without them. The duo encounter the same girls and car further up the road, their engine having overheated. The girls again ask them to fix the car, using the same ruse.

Featured videos

• PJ Harvey – "Down by the Water"
• Elastica – "Connection"
• Goo Goo Dolls – "Only One"

During detention with Buzzcut, he orders the duo to join Mr. Graham and his group "Positive-Acting Teens". PAT take the duo to do community service together, picking up litter by the side of the road. The duo throw a hubcap to each other across the road. It hits a passing truck and rebounds against Mr. Graham's head. Butt-Head steals his wallet.

Featured videos

• Cinderella – "Somebody Save Me"
• Fatima Mansions – "The Loyaliser"
• Jennifer Trynin – "Happier"

The duo are watching Baywatch, when the show is interrupted by a news bulletin about a fratricide in a nearby apartment. They walk to the scene of the murder, past a police officer and through the police tape. In the room where the murder occurred, Butt-Head repeatedly calls him "buttknocker", and they fight. The police enter the room and arrest Beavis. At the police station, Butt-Head refuses to fill in a form about Beavis threatening to kill him, which would be needed to press charges. The police therefore release Beavis.

Featured videos

• Hole – "Violet"
• John Fogerty – "Old Man Down the Road"
• The Goops – "Booze Cabana"

The duo are at a gas station, where Beavis blows air from the air hose up an attractive young woman's dress and is disappointed that it did not lead to him having sex with her. Butt-Head buys Spanish fly from the station's restroom and they try to use it to score with girls in the school cafeteria. Beavis distracts a girl while Butt-Head puts Spanish fly in her taco. She does not notice, but loses her appetite and throws the taco in the garbage can. The duo try the same trick with a milk carton which is next to another girl. They are disappointed when she tells them that it is not hers. It belongs to a tall muscular boy, Tommy, who drinks it. When Tommy gets an erection while wrestling Beavis in the school gym, Beavis kicks him in the groin and leaves the gym.

Featured videos

• Green Day – "Basket Case"
• Chris Isaak – "Somebody's Crying"
• Helium – "Pat's Trick"

Beavis and Butt-Head's class are taught about sexual harassment by Van Driessen. The duo claim that a female classmate, Kimberley, is sexually harassing them by giving them erections. They hire Joe Adler to sue her. He tries to also sue her parents, Van Driessen and the school system, for sexual harassment. The judge stops the case and throws it out for being ridiculous.

Featured videos

• Tom Petty – "It's Good to Be King"
• The Prodigy – "Poison"
• Morphine – "Honey White"

Mr. Van Driessen leads the duo on a field trip in a school bus. Van Driessen moves them to the front of the bus after they moon against the window. When the driver brakes suddenly while on a winding mountain road, Van Driessen is thrown through the windshield and down a steep cliff. He is airlifted on a stretcher by helicopter.

Featured videos

• The Flaming Lips – "Turn It On"
• The Rake's Progress – "I'll Talk My Way Out of This One"
• Ween – "Freedom of '76"

Beavis and Butt-Head make counterfeit money using a photocopier. They try to use it to pay for food in Maxi Mart. The man behind the counter can see that it is fake, so he rips it up and ejects the duo.

Featured videos

• Our Lady Peace – "Starseed"
• Michael Bolton – "Everybody's Crazy"
• Beastie Boys – "Pass the Mic"

Tom Anderson rents a steamroller, which he leaves running while unattended. Beavis and Butt-Head take a destructive ride on it along a street and into school.

Featured videos

• Björk – "Army of Me"
• Skee-Lo – "I Wish"
• Wilco – "Box Full of Letters"

Extended episode; Halloween Special: The duo attempt trick-or-treating. They are unsuccessful due to being too old and not wearing costumes. They knock on Tom Anderson's front door, then sneak in when he is distracted by taking a phone call. Beavis devours his bowl of candy, then turns into Cornholio. Todd puts Butt-Head in the trunk of his car; Todd lets him out in a field and drives off. Beavis walks into a field and encounters a farmer who hangs Beavis on a hook attached to the inside of his barn. Beavis awakens on the hook. The farmer and Butt-Head open the barn doors and approach him. They each pick up a chainsaw, turn it on and move closer to him.

Featured videos:

• Alice Cooper – "Teenage Frankenstein"
• Paul Broucek – "Hollywood Halloween"
• King Diamond – "The Family Ghost"

Van Driessen sets the class a weekend assignment to solve something that is a mystery to them. Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to learn why they get erections in the morning, but do not work out the cause.

Featured videos:

• Juliana Hatfield – "What a Life"
• Railroad Jerk – "Rollerkoaster"
• Silverchair – "Tomorrow"

Van Driessen's class have to each give an oral report about a historical American figure to the rest of the class. Daria presents a conspiracy theory of the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Beavis does his oral report about a meal he and Butt-Head ate last week at Burger World, which Van Driessen says is the worst he has heard. Butt-Head does his report on the time that he kicked Beavis in the nads, which Van Driessen is very disappointed with. He gives them each a D-.

Featured videos:

• Grant Lee Buffalo – "Mockingbirds"
• Dr. Dre – "Keep Their Heads Ringing"
• Blind Melon – "Galaxie"

The duo watch a television news report about female police officers posing as street prostitutes in Highland. They fail to understand the report and approach an undercover cop, who leads the duo to her motel room which is being used to trap prospective clients, as her two colleagues listen and record the conversation from another room in the building. She becomes frustrated at the duo's use of vague slang, and a colleague of hers walks in and stops the interaction due to her entrapping them.

Featured videos:

• Rednex – "Cotton Eye Joe"
• Tom Jones – "If I Only Knew"
• The The – "I Saw the Light"

The duo see Mr. Van Driessen on a date with a young woman at a cafe. They follow the couple to his house and watch them through his window. The duo are disappointed when he pulls down the shade, so they ring his doorbell and tell him that they want to watch them doing it. The duo push their way into the house. Van Driessen drives her back to her place in his van.

Featured videos:

• Coolio – "Gangsta's Paradise"
• Foo Fighters – "I'll Stick Around"
• Filter – "Hey Man, Nice Shot"

The duo go to a supermarket, where they see a blood pressure testing machine, and assume that it is a ride. Beavis puts his right arm in it and it clamps itself so tightly that he cannot remove it. Butt-Head fails in his attempts to free him. A pharmacist frees Beavis, then gives him a bottle of medication for his hypertension. When Beavis tries to open the bottle, he accidentally kicks it into a storm drain.

Featured videos:

• Toadies – "Possum Kingdom"
• Ned's Atomic Dustbin – "All I Ask of Myself Is That I Hold Together"
• Die Cheerleader – "Pigskin Parade"

Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to babysit a neighbor's two young children. They are useless at the job, and go to sleep in the children's beds. When the mother returns, she is horrified and ejects the duo without paying them.

Featured videos:

• Annie Lennox – "No More I Love You's"
• Vanilla Ice – "I Love You"
• Tripping Daisy – "I Got a Girl"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch an episode of talk show Hiraldo, in which the topic is dating services. The duo go to a video dating service, where they are greeted by an attractive woman to whom Beavis gives his name as Hiraldo. She is attracted to Beavis, but he fails to recognise that. The duo receive calls from women on the phone and at the door, but they fail to understand that they are members of the dating service, and reject them.

Featured videos:

• The Stone Roses – "Love Spreads"
• Corrosion of Conformity – "Clean My Wounds"
• Eleven – "Reach Out"

Stewart's mother knocks on the door while the duo are watching TV to tell them that she does not know where he is. The duo help Stewart's parents find him. The duo open their closet to get their flashlight. There they find Stewart, whom they had shut in there hours earlier and forgotten about.

Featured videos:

• Poison – "Unskinny Bop"
• Circle Jerks – "I Wanna Destroy You"
• Tricky – "Black Steel"

Todd and a member of his gang grab and threaten the duo outside Maxi-Mart, after which they attempt to form their own gang. Stewart asks Beavis and Butt-Head to join their gang. They tell him that he has to break a milk crate in order to be admitted. While doing so at the back of the store, the owner catches him and drags him through the store to the front. The owner grabs Butt-Head and hits him, as Todd arrives and does the same to Beavis.

Featured videos:

• CIV – "Can't Wait One More Minute"
• The Murmurs – "You Suck"
• Lordz of Brooklyn – "Saturday Night Fever"

Van Driessen challenges his class to grow plants, so Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to grow some corn in order to make nachos. The duo become impatient with the plant's slow growth, and repeatedly stamp on it.

Featured videos:

• Jellyfish – "The King is Half Undressed"
• Bivouac – "Cynic"
• Supergrass – "Caught by the Fuzz"

Beavis and Butt-Head receive a new phone book. They make a man named Harry Sachz (pronounced "hairy sacks") very angry by repeatedly prank calling him. They unwittingly lead him to Stewart's house, where Harry breaks their front door in, walks in and grabs Stewart. He lets him go, then grabs Mr. Stevenson. Harry holds Mr. Stevenson upside down, puts his head in the toilet and flushes it. He then inserts the Stevensons' phone into Mr. Stevenson's rectum. An ambulance takes Mr. Stevenson away. The duo prank call Harry again.

Featured videos:

• The Bucketheads – "The Bomb"
• Bon Jovi – "Something for the Pain"
• Del Amitri – "Roll to Me"

Burger World is very busy, so Beavis is called in to work. Butt-Head later arrives and attempts to ruin his day by being a difficult customer.

Featured videos:

• Chris Knox – "Half Man, Half Mole"
• Scatman John – "Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop)"
• Chick – "Malibu"

A friend of Tom Anderson's phones him to ask him to man his bar for an hour while he takes his wife to the hospital. Beavis and Butt-Head take are hired by Anderson to operate his yard sale, paying them in the form of a motorized hedge trimmer and 10% of the takings. Anderson is horrified when he walks into his house to see that the duo have sold virtually everything in his house for a small fraction of their value.

Featured videos:

• Juliana Hatfield – "Universal Heart-Beat"
• G. Love & Special Sauce – "Cold Beverage"
• Shaggy – "Boombastic"

Beavis and Butt-Head attend a P.T.A. meeting that results in a brawl between McVicker and several of the parents.

Featured videos:

• Slash's Snakepit – "Beggars and Hangers-on"
• Pink Floyd – "High Hopes"
• Ted Nugent – "Heads Will Roll"

Van Driessen sits on his desk in the lotus position. He falls to the floor and is injured. His temporary replacement, Jim, is easy-going and inspires most of the class to improve their academic performance – except for Beavis and Butt-Head. The duo repeatedly slam a locker door in the hall, causing cracks in the wall it shares with the classroom. When Van Driessen returns, the cracks worsen, and the blackboard shatters - falling on him.

Featured videos:

• Extreme – "Hole Hearted"
• Jamie Walters – "Hold On"
• Chavez – "Break Up Your Band"

Beavis and Butt-Head are hired to shop by a constipated and injured Tom Anderson. After doing the shopping, they take the it home and forget to return to his house.

Featured videos:

• Paula Abdul – "Crazy Cool"
• Milla Jovovich – "The Gentlemen Who Fell"
• Built to Spill – "In the Morning"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch a television commercial for non-alcoholic beer. They buy some from Maxi-Mart, failing to understand what the drink is. They sit outside and drink it, expecting to get drunk. They are approached by a police officer who gives them a sobriety test, which they fail. He then sees that the beer is non-alcoholic, realizes they are stupid rather than drunk, and drives off.

Featured videos:

• Hum – "Stars"
• M.I.R.V. – "Shave My Face Off"
• Mike Watt – "Piss Bottle Man"
• Six Finger Satellite – "Parlour Games"

The duo are outside, fighting over the remote control, when they are invited to join a football game. The duo have no idea how to play, and Butt-Head is quickly injured. Beavis kicks two players, then takes the ball and runs with it way beyond the playing field.

This episode aired on MTV during Super Bowl XXXI's halftime show on Fox.

Featured videos:

• PJ Harvey – "Down by the Water"

Beavis turns into Cornholio due to drinking a large amount of Burger World's new caffeine-laden drink "Volt Cola" (a parody of Jolt Cola). A man from the immigration department arrives and mistakes him for an illegal immigrant and Beavis is deported to Mexico.

Featured videos:

• Blues Traveler – "Run-Around"

During a lesson by Van Driessen about evolution, Beavis and Butt-Head dream of being cavemen. In the dream, they hit each other with clubs.

Featured videos:

• Snoop Dogg – "Gin and Juice"

Beavis and Butt-Head have trouble getting Ding Dong Ditch down correctly.

Featured videos:

• Hole – "Violet"

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Mrs. Dickey's girls-only sex education class. They are initially told to leave, but Van Driessen convinces her to let them stay. The class watch a short film about a 16-year-old girl, Cathy, who is impregnated by her boyfriend. The duo are disgusted at seeing Cathy give birth - and leave the room.

Featured videos:

• Rednex – "Cotton Eye Joe"

In this very special episode, Beavis and Butt-Head are walking along the street when an injured baby bird falls in front of them. Mr. Stevenson takes them to a vet, who tells the duo that it cannot survive. At home, Beavis takes some live worms out of his pants pocket, chews them and feeds them to the bird. Butt-Head launches it into the air; it flies for a few seconds, then falls to the ground.

Featured videos:

• Toadies – "Possum Kingdom"

Buzzcut introduces an alcoholic to the class to convince them to stay sober. Beavis and Butt-Head go to the Rolling Hills Treatment Center, the clinic that he spends a lot of time at. There, the duo attend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. The duo think they can get beer there. They suggest getting a drink, and the group's members go to a bar. They get drunk - except for the duo, who are refused service by the barman due to being underage.

Featured videos:

• Helium – "Pat's Trick"

Beavis and Butt-Head visit a new lingerie store in the mall. After standing outside the store for hours, they enter. They feel up the merchandise in the belief that doing so is like feeling up the customers who will be wearing the items.

Featured videos:

• Madonna – "Secret"

Beavis and Butt-Head are scratching their heads in class. Buzzcut tells them that they have head lice, and sends them to the school nurse, who finds them in their hair. Instead of following the nurse's advice, the duo break open a bug zapper and touch the element in order to kill the lice - electrocuting themselves in the process. Beavis also has pubic lice, so he puts his genitals into the zapper, electrocuting himself again.

Featured videos:

• Beastie Boys – "Sabotage"

Beavis and Butt-Head talk Stewart into helping them look up pornography on the school computer. A librarian sees the three looking at porn and the three are sent to McVicker, who gives them each detention for the rest of the year and bans them from using the computer.

Featured videos:

• The Prodigy – "Poison"

Butt-Head punches Beavis, causing him a severe nosebleed. Butt-Head makes several useless attempts to help him, before plugging Beavis' nose with a tampon in each nostril.

Featured videos:

• Lordz of Brooklyn – "Saturday Night Fever"

Beavis and Butt-Head are working at Burger World, when a man who says he has a gun tries to rob it. A police officer walks in and congratulates the duo on making a citizen's arrest. The duo then think that they can then tell people what to do.

Featured videos:

• Tool – "Prison Sex"

After being beaten up outside school by an older student who is wearing a skull earring in his left ear, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to get their ears pierced. They want to have them pierced at Pencer Gifts, but are refused piercings by the girl behind the counter due to not having their parents' permission. They pierce their right ears themselves at home. They go back to Pencer Gifts later the same day, but decide not to have earrings after the same member of staff informs them that a ring in the right ear only indicates homosexuality.

Featured videos:

• MC 900 Ft. Jesus – "If I Only Had a Brain"

Beavis and Butt-Head have a great day when they find out school is closed because it is a public holiday. They then find porn magazines in a dumpster, see crashes between two cars and a truck and see two dogs having sex. The duo are paid $21 by a strange man to not mention evidence of a murder he has recently committed. The duo buy nachos and a soda at Maxi-Mart, outside which Todd drives past and takes the rest of their money, then crashes into another car and repeatedly punches the driver.

Featured videos:

• Elastica – "Connection"

The duo watch a TV news report about baseball players on strike, so they refuse to work during their shift at Burger World. A journalist speaks to them outside, then Beavis and Butt-Head's manager ends their strike after an hour when he calls them in and makes them clean the tables.

Featured videos:

• Coolio – "Gangsta's Paradise"

While watching TV, Beavis decides to mimic Butt-Head. He continues to do so as they walk down the street and punch each other, then are each hit by vehicles while walking into the road. They see Todd kissing his girlfriend in his car while it is parked in front of Maxi Mart and tell him that Beavis wants his chick. The duo are beaten up by Todd, who then drives away.

Featured videos:

• Del Amitri – "Roll to Me"

After the TV goes out due to a damaged wire outside the house, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep on the couch. A plane crashes into their school, police chase a fugitive and shoot him; Stuart causes an explosion in his house using his chemistry set and the ambulance picking him up crashes into the P.A.T. van. Repairmen fix the wire and the duo wake up and see a news report about the events.

Featured videos:

• Tom Jones – "If I Only Knew"

After seeing an infomercial by muscular workout guru Peter Small, Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to get fit. However, they find it difficult and soon give up. The duo see a news report stating that Peter collapsed while filming another infomercial and died of heart failure.

Featured videos:

• Scatman John – "Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)"

Beavis and Butt-Head miss the school bus home and get lost trying to walk home via what Butt-Head says will be a shortcut. They walk to the other side of town before being given a lift back to Highland High in the back of a pickup truck. The next day, they stay on the bus until the end of the route and Butt-Head claims to know a shortcut.

Featured videos:

• Rollins Band – "Disconnect"

After seeing a magazine advertisement, Butt-Head phones a company that provides Russian mail-order brides. A Russian woman, Katya, who is already in Texas and has recently left the man whom the company set her up with, is sent to Butt-Head. She is disappointed with him and he is disappointed that she will not allow him to touch her. Katya gets into Todd's car, where she has sex with him.

Featured videos:

• The Murmurs – "You Suck"

Burger World attempts to launch a delivery service, but Beavis and Butt-Head make their first delivery to the wrong address. The manager ends the delivery service on its first night.

Featured videos:

• The Rolling Stones – "Love Is Strong"

The duo use a table saw in wood shop at school to cut the teacher's possessions in two, and Beavis uses it to cut his right index finger off. After it is reattached, he breaks it off again by using it to pick his nose.

Featured videos:

• Sugartooth – "Sold My Fortune"

When the Stevensons have a new satellite dish installed, the duo attempt to watch several violent programs with Stuart. His mother prevents them from doing so and insists that they only watch children's television series.

Featured videos:

• R.E.M. – "Shiny Happy People"

While the duo are standing on a highway's central reservation, Beavis sees an unopened can of root beer at the edge of the highway. He crosses it to pick up the can, causing several vehicles to crash. They shake the can many times, then tie it to Beavis' bicycle. He rides with it with Butt-Head riding alongside, until the can becomes caught in Butt-Head's front wheel, causing them to crash to the ground outside Maxi-Mart. Todd runs over their bikes, then puts the duo and the can in the trunk of his car. Todd and his accomplice hold the duo upside down and shake them, then Todd drives off with his acquaintance. Butt-Head opens the can - which fizzes slightly - then Beavis drinks from it.

Featured videos:

• Shaggy – "Boombastic"

After watching a rock star on being interviewed on television, the duo attempt to start a band. He says that he started by playing in someone's garage, so the duo try to play in Van Driessen's garage. Beavis plays Van Driessen's guitar, then smashes it into pieces. The duo go to a venue that needs a band, claiming that they are a band called Metallica. The duo argue and go home. The audience are angry at Metallica not arriving.

Featured videos:

• Soundgarden – "Black Hole Sun"

Beavis and Butt-Head watch a TV ad for Leibowitz Impotence Clinic. They wrongly believe that being impotent means being unable to get sex, and go there thinking that they will receive advice about how to score. Dr Leibowitz is puzzled because the duo are easily aroused. The nurse refuses to examine them because they have erections. Leibowitz prescribes them saltpeter.

Featured videos:

• Megadeth – "Symphony of Destruction (The Gristle Mix)"

The duo watch a self-help guru on TV advertise his appearance at a bookshop that night. Beavis goes there, meets him and is inspired to be more assertive.

Featured videos:

• Richard Marx – "Take This Heart"
• Wilson Phillips – "Release Me"

Butt-Head is in a shopping cart being pushed through a parking lot by Beavis. A car backs into Butt-Head and the driver bribes him $10 to not tell anyone about the accident. The duo reason that they can make more money the same way, so Butt-Head pushes Beavis in the cart behind another car. However, the driver backs into him, then drives off. Beavis pushes Butt-Head in the cart behind a van, which reverses into Beavis and drives off. The duo sit in the cart behind Tom Anderson's motorhome. He backs into it and it attaches to the cart. The cart is flung off as they go around a bend and the cart crashes into a tree.

Featured videos:

• Stone Temple Pilots – "Vasoline"

The duo watch a TV ad inviting ideas for new inventions. Butt-Head bends a wire hanger and they unsuccessfully try to sell it door-to-door as a new invention, the Buttscratcher 2000.

Featured videos:

• Tori Amos – "God"

The duo are annoyed by a fly in the lounge, so they try to kill it using a hammer, spade, hedge trimmer and baseball bat, causing a great deal of damage to the wall, toilet and couch. Butt-Head brings a full can of garbage into the room and tips it over to attract the fly to it so that they can kill it with fly spray. Butt-Head sprays so much that they are both knocked out. When they regain consciousness, Beavis throws the spray can, breaking the window. A swarm of flies enters through the hole.

Featured videos:

• Beastie Boys – "Pass the Mic"

Todd beats up the duo outside Maxi-Mart. He drives off to a party; the duo follow him on their bikes. They wait outside the house for six hours until a drunken Todd comes outside and talks nonsense while sitting with them on the house's front steps. All three fall asleep there. When Todd wakes, he threatens them, then drives off.

Featured videos:

• Weezer – "Buddy Holly"

The duo find out from their manager at Burger World about the existence of workers' compensation, In an attempt to become eligible to claim, Butt-Head hits Beavis several times. When their boss tells them that does not make them eligible, Butt-Head tries to injure Beavis in ways that appear to be accidental and work-related. They fail, but unintentionally cause their boss to have an accident in the kitchen.

Featured videos'

• Foo Fighters – "I'll Stick Around"

McVicker is admitted to a mental hospital after being driven insane by the duo vandalizing the teachers' lounge. Van Driessen, Beavis and Butt-Head visit him together, during which time McVicker tries to strangle Beavis.

Featured videos:

• Dr. Dre – "Keep Their Heads Ringin"

Van Driessen attempts to help his class gain self-esteem by holding a mock graduation, but Beavis and Butt-Head think that it is real. After the 'ceremony', the duo walk out of class and go to Maxi-Mart, where they sit outside and eat nachos from their mortar boards.

Featured videos:

• Janet Jackson – "You Want This"

The two visit a career counselor and consider different career paths. For Butt-Head: porn video store owner and TV commercial spokesman promoting beer. For Beavis: wrecking ball operator (Beavis imagines himself wrecking the school with Principal McVicker trying to stop him) and military commanding officer.

Featured videos:

• Hum – "Stars"
• Sir Mix-a-Lot – "Ride"

A Leave It to Beaver parody in which Beavis portrays The Beaver (as "The Beavis"), Butt-Head is a crude Ward, Mrs. Stevenson is an oblivious June, and Todd is a sociopathic Eddie. On his way to school, Beavis reluctantly gets into Eddie's car and is pressured by Eddie to buy him cigarettes. Beavis is unable to, due to being underage. Eddie beats him up and takes him home.

Featured videos:

• Korn – "Blind"

The duo walk into hospital. Beavis' rear end is severely burned to partial cremation, which he is treated for. Butt-Head goes into the supply closet where he puts on clothes, then masquerades as a doctor.

Featured videos:

• Vanilla Ice – "I Love You"

Extended episode, presented by Kurt Loder. The boys celebrate the season of giving with live action guest stars.

Featured videos:

• Adam Sandler – "The Thanksgiving Song"
• Marilyn Manson – "Long Hard Road Out of Hell"
• Fiona Apple – "Criminal"

After seeing Twilight, Beavis and Butt-Head set out to get bitten by a vampire so they can get girls, but instead are bitten and infected by a homeless man with a myriad of bloodborne diseases.^[3]

Featured videos:

• MGMT – "Kids"
• a clip from Jersey Shore
• Skrillex – "First of the Year (Equinox)"

While eating a chili dog, Beavis sniffs an onion and begins to tear up, but Butt-Head mistakes it for crying and mocks Beavis relentlessly.^[4]

Featured videos:

• a clip from True Life
• LMFAO featuring Natalia Kills – "Champagne Showers"

After watching an old movie, Beavis and Butt-Head ask a man for his daughter's "hand".^[5]

Featured videos:

• a clip from 16 and Pregnant
• a clip from True Life

Beavis and Butt-Head get jobs working at a computer tech support center, a position for which they are woefully under-qualified.^[6]

Featured videos:

• Katy Perry – "Firework"

Beavis screws an action figure into his hand and has to go the hospital. At the hospital, a cult sees him as the second coming of the Messiah after he transforms into his alter ego, The Great Cornholio.^[7] This is an extended episode.

Featured videos:

• a clip from Jersey Shore
• T-Baby – "It's So Cold in the D"
• Cage the Elephant – "In One Ear"
• two clips from Teen Mom

The boys go on a field trip to a military base and wind up in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on an Afghan mission, thinking that it is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with planes.^[5] This is an extended episode.

Featured videos:

• deadmau5 featuring Rob Swire – "Ghosts 'n' Stuff"
• MGMT – "It's Working"
• two clips from Jersey Shore
• Benny Benassi – "Satisfaction"

In a parody of Super Size Me, the duo makes a documentary about teenage obesity, eating fast food for 30 days straight.^[5][8]

Featured videos:

• a clip from Teen Cribs
• a clip from Jersey Shore

At Burger World, Butt-Head realizes that he gets paid even when he goes to the bathroom, so he and Beavis go in the restroom, and they do not come out, causing a long line of customers waiting to be served.^[5]

Featured videos:

• Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros – "Kisses Over Babylon"

Beavis and Butt-Head discover that they have a rat in the house, and befriend it after catching it, taking it with them to Burger World.^[9]

Featured videos:

• Oh Land – "White Nights"
• Battles featuring Gary Numan – "My Machines"

After hearing a TV report about a shoreline oil spill, Beavis and Butt-Head visit the site, where they try to win the affection of hot volunteers, mistaking them for the "chicks" (which are actually young oil-drenched birds) they were told about before volunteering.^[10]

Featured videos:

• a clip from Cuff'd
• a clip from Jersey Shore

When Highland residents are forced to evacuate after a toxic gas leak, Beavis and Butt-Head believe that they are the last survivors on Earth.^[11]

Featured videos:

• Plain White T's – "1, 2, 3, 4"

The boys consider religion after learning that students who believe in creationism can skip the evolution section of biology class.^[11]

Featured videos:

• a review segment featuring a clip from The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
• a clip from True Life

After Coach Buzzcut sends the duo to the copy room, Beavis tries to copy his butt on the new copy machine, but breaks the glass and gets stuck inside the machine.^[12]

Featured videos:

• a clip from True Life about foot fetishes
• Benny Benassi featuring Gary Go – "Cinema"

Two porn actresses confuse twitchy compadres Beavis and Butt-Head for drug dealers.^[13]

Featured videos:

• a clip from Jersey Shore
• a clip from Spike's The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights

Beavis and Butt-Head shanghai a used car salesman on a joyride that leaves the car in pieces.^[14]

Featured videos:

• a clip from True Life
• a clip from Jersey Shore

Beavis and Butt-Head become ace bounty hunters after a chance meeting with someone they believe to be a reality TV star in a hardware store.^[14]

Featured videos:

• Yolanda Be Cool and DCUP – "We No Speak Americano"
• Avi Buffalo – "What's In It For?"

Beavis and Butt-Head try to erase Mr. Van Driessen's existence after falling asleep on a bus ride to a colonial village reenactment, waking up believing that they have traveled back in time to the year 1832.^[3]

Featured videos:

• a clip from 16 and Pregnant
• Porcelain Black featuring Lil Wayne – "This Is What Rock n' Roll Looks Like"

Inspired by beautiful women getting massages at the mall, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to open up their own makeshift massage shop.

Featured video:

• a clip from Jersey Shore

Concerned with the boys' impact on the school's public funding, Principal McVicker organizes intensive tutoring in order to help Beavis and Butt-Head prepare for the state standardized test.

Featured videos:

• a clip from Jersey Shore
• 30H!3 – "Touchin' on My"

Beavis and Butt-Head witness a brutal beating involving Todd, and while testifying in court, fail to protect him.

Featured videos:

• a clip from 16 and Pregnant
• a clip from True Life

The duo mistake an abortion clinic for a whorehouse, and try to score with the many women there.

Featured videos:

• Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars – "Billionaire"
• Jake Walden – "For Someone"

Beavis and Butt-Head get trapped in an elevator with an attractive woman and do all they can to escape.^[15]

Featured videos:

• a clip from Jersey Shore
• Earl Greyhound – "Shotgun"