Glasgow patter

The Glasgow vernacular has also established itself in Scottish literature.[7] Many authors spell some of the Scots elements phonetically, often coinciding with common spelling errors,[8] rather than using the prestigious Modern Scots conventions. The general effect of that, particularly its comic forms, is to exaggerate the unintelligibility of Glasgow speech to outsiders.[8] The resulting orthographic representation of the vernacular gives the overall impression of an anti-standard rather than a local standard.[8]

Michael Munro wrote a guide to Glasgow Patter entitled The Patter, first published in 1985. With illustrations by David Neilson, and later by the Paisley-born artist and playwright John Byrne, the book became very popular in Glasgow. It was followed by The Patter - Another Blast in 1988, with The Complete Patter, an updated compendium of the first and second books, being published in 1996.

James Kelman's 1994 novel How Late It Was, How Late is written largely in Glaswegian dialect from the point of view of Sammy Samuels, a 38-year-old ex-convict who wakes up blind after a drinking binge and a fight with police. The novel won the 1994 Booker Prize.

Jamie Stuart, a Church of Scotland elder from the High Carntyne Church, produced "A Glasgow Bible" in 1997, relating some biblical tales in the Glaswegian vernacular. More recently, in 2014 Alice's Adventures in Wonderland was translated into Glaswegian Scots by Thomas Clark as Alice's Adventirs in Wunnerlaun.

Jane Stuart-Smith contributed a chapter to the 1999 book Urban Voices entitled "Glasgow: accent and voice quality". She defined two varieties for descriptive purposes:

• Glasgow Standard English (GSE), the Glaswegian form of Scottish Standard English, spoken by most middle-class speakers
• Glasgow vernacular (GV), the dialect of many working-class speakers, which is historically based on West-Central Scots, but which shows strong influences from Irish English, its own distinctive slang and increased levelling towards GSE[9]

Differences between the two systems are mostly in lexical incidence.[10] Many working-class speakers use the SSE system when reading aloud, albeit with different qualities for the vowels.[11] The table below shows the vowels used in both variants, as given in Table 11.1 of Stuart-Smith's work.[12]

Stuart-Smith also gave the following summary of how consonants differ in the Glasgow patter from other dialects.[13]

• T-glottalization is "strongly stigmatized yet extremely common". Glottalization also occurs of k and p, albeit less frequently.
• d and t can be pronounced with dentalisation. d is sometimes omitted at the end of a word (e.g. old, stand).
• Th-fronting occurs with some younger speakers.
• x is used in words such as loch, although this is dying out amongst younger speakers.
• ʍ is used in words beginning "wh" (e.g. whine).
• There is no H-dropping except in unstressed cases of him and her.
• Yod-dropping only occurs after l or s.
• Most Glasgow speech is rhotic, but non-rhoticity can be found amongst some younger working-class speakers. The realisation of /r/ can be ɹ, ɻ or r.
• l is a dark l in almost all positions.

In the 1970s, the Glasgow-born comedian Stanley Baxter parodied the patter on his television sketch show. "Parliamo Glasgow" was a spoof programme in which Baxter played a language coach and various scenarios using Glaswegian dialogue were played out for laughs.

The 1998 film My Name is Joe is one of the few films recorded [almost] entirely in Glasgow dialect. As a result, the film had to be given subtitles when released in the US.

Popular Scottish television comedies such as Rab C. Nesbitt, Chewin' the Fat, Still Game and Limmy's Show also provide reference material, and have themselves contributed popular new expressions to the Patter.

Studies have indicated that working-class adolescents in areas such as Glasgow have begun to use certain aspects of Cockney and other Anglicisms in their speech,[14] infiltrating the traditional Glasgow patter.[15] For example, th-fronting is commonly found, and typical Scottish features such as the post-vocalic /r/ are reduced,[16] although this last feature is more likely to be a development of Central Belt Scots origin, unrelated to Anglo-English nonrhoticity.[17] Researches suggest the use of English speech characteristics is likely to be consequential on the influence of London and south east England accents which feature prominently on television.[18][19][20][21]

The linguist John C. Wells, a critic of the media reporting on Estuary English, has questioned whether Glasgow is being influenced by Cockney speech. He claimed that journalists had misrepresented the prevalence of th-fronting in Glasgow and that there is no evidence that th-fronting originated in London. He also wrote that all dialects change over time and that change does not mean that the Glasgow patter will disappear.[22]

• References to "Stuart-Smith" are to Stuart-Smith, Jane (1999). "Glasgow: accent and voice quality". In Foulkes, Paul; Docherty, Gerard (eds.). Urban Voices. Arnold. pp. 203–222. ISBN 0340706082.

• Glesca Glossary: self-published glossary (of variable quality and pertinence)
• Glasgow Dialect
• A series of articles on the Glasgow dialect on the Scots Language Centre website
• Lexicon Planet, featuring excerpts from The Patter
• The Online Scots Dictionary