Turtle Tracks

Enter The Shredder

Shredder: I must congratulate you. [enters to meet the turtles]

Donatello: It's the same guy we fought last night

Shredder: You passed the test with flying colors.

Raphael: Test? What test?

Shredder: Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me "The Shredder".

Raphael: A kitchen utensil?

Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.

Leonardo: Why should we want to do that?

Shredder: Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form. You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.

Raphael: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning to you?

A Thing About Mouser

Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X

[Bebop and Rocksteady[*] are fighting Krang's stone warriors]

Shredder Stop, stop! STOP!!!

[Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang's stone warriors stop firing]

Rocksteady Oh we was starting to have fun.

Shredder Shut up! You are Krang's stone warriors are you not?

General Tragg Yeah. So?

Shredder There is something I must show you.

General Tragg We gonna catch those kids.

April You got 'em! Who are they? Let's interrogate them!

Michelangelo It's okay April, they're cool.

Dask Cool? Daddio, we are frozen!

Footnote: Bebop and Rocksteady were two street punks who like the TMNT were mutated into a Wart Hog-human and a Rhino-human They serve as Comic relief as bungling henchmen to Shredder. Example: When Krang realizes that a disaster could only have been caused by "Bungling Idiots" "...Bungling Idiots? Bebop!!!! Rocksteady!!!"

Shredded & Splintered

Krang: Now, wretched reptiles, you will face... the wrath of Krang!

Michelangelo: Wasn't that the name of a movie?

Leonardo: I don't believe I saw it.

Raphael: [re: Krang] And I don't believe I'm seeing this!

Return of the Shredder

Michelangelo: Yum! Peanut butter and jelly!

Leonardo: Come on, Michelangelo! Think healthy for a change! You had peanut butter and jelly on your pizza last night!

Michelangelo: No way, dude! I had chocolate chips and caramel fudge!

Shredder: Krang! Where is my army, and my Technodrome, and all my weapons?

Krang: You failed to defeat those miserable turtles and their teacher, Splinter, with my help! Now you must destroy them on your own! I will never give you another speck of aid, until you prove worthy of it!

April: I don't believe it! It looks like World War 11! Roll tape, fellas! We've got a story that's going to knock the boss's socks off!

April: Don't sweat it, Vernon! If I had to, I'd do an interview with Bigfoot!

Irma: If you do, find out if he's married!

The Incredible Shrinking Turtles

It Came from Beneath the Sewers

The Mean Machines

Curse of the Evil Eye

The Case of the Killer Pizzas

Enter: The Fly

Invasion of the Punk Frogs

Splinter No More

New York's Shiniest

Teenagers from Dimension X

The Catwoman from Channel 6

Return of the Technodrome

Beneath These Streets

Turtles on Trial

Attack of the 50-Foot Irma

The Maltese Hamster

Sky Turtles

Shredder: [to the turtles] You wretched reptiles! You'll pay for this!

Bebop: And bring cash. We don't take plastic!.

The Old Switcheroo

Burne's Blues

Zach The Fifth Turtle

Enter the Rat King

Turtles at the Earth's Core

April's Fool / April Foolish

Attack of Big MACC

The Ninja Sword of Nowhere

20,000 Leaks Under the City

Take Me to Your Leader

Four Musketurtles

Turtles, Turtles Everywhere

Cowabunga Shredhead

Michelangelo: I crave pizza no more! I can't believe I'm saying this!

Splinter: I have a feeling this will not be easy!

Invasion of the Turtle Snatchers

Camera Bugged

Green with Jealousy

Return of the Fly

Casey Jones - Outlaw Hero

Leonardo: Casey, you wanna fight criminals? Well Shredder is the biggest criminal of all!

Raphael: Besides which, he also ripped off your costume idea!

Casey Jones: Trademark infringement? How low can ya get?

Leonardo: He was a strange guy. Reckless, dangerous and totally violent!

Raphael: Yeah, I liked him too!

Leonardo: Somehow, I've got the feeling he'll cross are paths again.

Casey Jones: Somehow, I've got a feeling he's right.

Mutagen Monster

Corporate Raiders from Dimension X

Pizza by the Shred

Super Bebop & Mighty Rocksteady

Beware the Lotus

Blast from the Past

Leatherhead: Terror of the Swamp

Michelangelo's Birthday

Usagi Yojimbo

Case of the Hot Kimono

Usagi Come Home

The Making of Metalhead

Leatherhead Meets the Rat King

Turtle Terminator

Turtles: Turtles Fight with honor!

Irma: And women fight with handbags!

The Great Boldini

The Missing Map

The Gang's All Here

The Grybyx

Mister Ogg Goes to Town

Shredderville

The Turtles find themselves in a alternative universe-where they never existed....

• Shredder: Why are you mutants here?
• Donatello: To warn you to divert the cooling back to the Technodrome before it goes kablooey!!
• Shredder: I've only got two hands, look at all these repair requests! Everything is broken!
• Irma: Tell me about it, you should see my hairdryer.
• Shredder: You think being emperor of the world is easy? Ohh, it's giving me an ulcer!
• Donatello: Oh great! We wanna get back to our world where you don't rule!!
• Shredder: (jumping over desk) A world where I don't rule? (grovelling) Oh please take me with you, please!!!

[This is the only episode where Shedder has achieved two of his three goals in life: Destroy the Turtles; Rule the world and be a great writer]

• Raphael: You again?! We already sent you to the cleaners!
• Rocksteady: Yeah, well we're back again! Dirtier than ever! (Rocksteady fires off a succession of blasts from his stun laser, Donatello then uses his bo to catalpult himself towards the two punks but the weapon snaps in two and he lands at their feet)
• Leonardo: "I'll take care of them!" (he draws his swords but the blades fly of them and imbed themselves into the ceiling, Cut to Michaelangelo twirling his grappling hook above his head afterwhich the hook comes away from the rope)
• Michaelangelo: "What's going on...or coming off?" (Cut to Raphael drawing his sais, but the weapons become warped as he does so)
• Raphael: Even our weapons are falling apart in this world!
• Donatello: "What do you expect? It's Shredderville!"

[Turtles, April and Irma enter Shredder's office and suddenly its pitch black in Shredder's office and 6 pair of eyes shown moving towards camera, Wizard of Oz Reference]

• April: "It's so dark in here."
• Irma: "Yeah, so I see."

(Suddenly, Shredder's amplified voice booms out à la Wizard of Oz. (April and Irma's eyes are shown in this shot and stop moving and their eye pupils look around to find out where his voice is coming from.)

• Shredder: "What fools dare disturb the all-powerful Shredder!"

(This shot, all 6 eyes shown and one moves out of frame while camera focus on the other 5.)

• Donatello: "Let's see, there should be one (light switch) around here, somewhere."

(A Thud sound is heard and Shredder's amplified voice booming out again.)

• Shredder: "Do not touch that! I forbid it!"

(This shot 7 eyes are shown and the lights come on as the turtles, April and Irma see Shredder in a business suit behind his desk. Leonardo is up front with his hand on the light switch and look at Shredder, surprisingly.)

• Leonardo: "Shredder?!"

(Shredder hits his tape recorder)

• Shredder: "I told you not to touch that!"

(Film from the tape recorder spits out and covers all over Shredder.)

• Shredder: "Ugh, nothing works around here!"

Bye, Bye, Fly

The Big Rip Off

The Big Break In

The Big Blow Out

Shredder tries to destroy the Turtles with the hep of the Technodrome; the Turtles however fire a missile beneath the Technodrome which casuses the Technodrome to go back into Dimension X where Krang rules....

Plan 6 from Outer Space

Turtles of the Jungle

Michelangelo Toys Around

Peking Turtle

Shredder's Mom

Four Turtles and a Baby

Turtlemaniac

Rondo in New York

Planet of the Turtles

Name That Toon

Menace Maestro, Please

Super Hero for a Day

Back to the Egg

The Turtles and The Hare

Once Upon a Time Machine

Son of Return of the Fly II

Raphael Knocks 'Em Dead

Bebop and Rocksteady Conquer the Universe

Shredder:[to krang] Now to make those two super-heads suffer for defying me!

[The Turtles defeat Rocksteady and Bebop and The shredder emerges out of the portal]

Shredder: You insolent idiots! How dare you taking over the world without my permission! [grabs them both and carry them to the portal]

Raphael Meets His Match

Slash – The Evil Turtle from Dimension X

Leonardo Lightens Up

Were-Rats from Channel 6

Funny, They Shrunk Michelangelo

The Big Zipp Attack

Donatello Makes Time

Farewell, Lotus Blossom!

Rebel Without a Fin

Rhino-Man

Michelangelo Meets Bugman

[After watching April in the news about Bugman beating Electrozapper]

Michelangelo: You know dudes. I think April has gone a little buggy. [The other turtles lift their pillows and begin hitting him] Ow! Hey, come on! I was just kidding guys! Ah, ah stop!

Poor Little Rich Turtle

What's Michelangelo Good For?

The Dimension X Story

Donatello's Degree

The Big Cufflink Caper!

Leonardo Versus Tempestra

Splinter Vanishes

Raphael Drives 'em Wild

Beyond the Donatello Nebula

Big Bug Blunder

The Foot Soldiers Are Revolting

Shredder: [to the Alpha One AI-Foot soldier robot which is about to kick Shredder and Krang out of the Technodrome sending them adrift through outer space inside an escape pod] Wait! Wait! We can negotiate. We'll give you New Jersey.

Unidentified Flying Leonardo

Tower of Power

Rust Never Sleeps

A Real Snow Job

Venice on the Half-Shell

Artless

Ring of Fire

[inside the Technodrome]

Krang: Shredder, I'm sending you to Lisbon in Portugal. Here it is on the map.

Shredder: Put that away, I know where Lisbon is.

Krang: It's not for you, this is the educational portion of the show.

The Irish Jig Is Up

Shredder's New Sword

The Lost Queen of Atlantis

Turtles on the Orient Express

April Gets in Dutch

Northern Lights Out

Elementary, My Dear Turtle

My Brother, the Bad Guy

Michelangelo Meets Mondo Gecko

Enter: Mutagen Man

Donatello's Badd Time

Michelangelo Meets Bugman Again

Muckman Messes Up

Napoleon Bonafrog: Colossus of the Swamps

Raphael Versus The Volcano

Landlord of the Flies

Donatello's Duplicate

The Ice Creature Cometh

Leonardo Cuts Loose

Pirate Radio

Raphael, Turtle of a Thousand Faces

Leonardo, the Renaissance Turtle

Zach and the Alien Invaders

Welcome Back Polarisoids

Michalangelo, the Sacred Turtle

Planet of the Turtleoids

Rock Around the Block

Krangenstein Lives!

Super Irma

Adventures in Turtle-Sitting

Sword of Yurikawa

Return of the Turtleoid

Shreeka's Revenge

Too Hot to Handle

Nightmare in the Lair

Phantom of the Sewers

Donatello Trashes Slash

Leonardo is Missing

Snakes Alive!

Polly Wanna Pizza

Mr. Nice Guy

Sleuth on the Loose

Night of the Dark Turtle

The Starchild

The Legend of Koji

Convicts from Dimension X

White Belt, Black Heart

Night of the Rogues

Splinter: You have anyway of reaching Casey Jones?

April: Yeah, I've got his phone number but-

Master Splinter: Call him at once.

Casey Jones: All I want to know is when do I get to break something?

Casey Jones: I can see that I'm going to have to get tough with you.

Attack of the Neutrinos

Escape from the Planet of the Turtleoids

Revenge of the Fly

Atlantis Awakes

Dirk Savage: Mutant Hunter!

Invasion of the Krangazoids

Combat Land

Shredder Triumphant!

Get Shredder!

Wrath of the Rat King

State of Shock

Cry H.A.V.O.C.!

H.A.V.O.C. in the Streets!

Enter: Krakus

Cyber-Turtles

Turtle Trek

The Unknown Ninja

Dregg of the Earth

The Wrath of Medusa

The New Mutation

The Showdown

Split-Second

Carter, the Enforcer

Doomquest

The Return of Dregg

The Beginning of the End

The Power of Three

A Turtle in Time

Turtles to the Second Power

Mobster from Dimension X

The Day the Earth Disappeared

Divide and Conquer

Dialogue

[At the 2003 Turtles' lair.]

2003 Donatello: I don't understand it. The tracking system was closing in and then suddenly, poof, static. It's like the Technodrome disappeared.

2003 Leonardo: Any idea what we should do next?

[The 80s Turtles raise their hands freely as if they are in a classroom.]

Donatello: I know, I know!

2003 Leonardo: [crosses his arms] Other than going out for a slice?

[The '87 Turtles put their hands down and look at each other awkwardly.]

Raphael:

'03: Ugh! I told you you can't brainstorm with these goofballs! They ain't got no brains

'87: Hey! We resemble that remark.

Turtles: [laughing]

Michelangelo: Good one, Dude!

[2003 Leo and Raph look at them and each other and then face palm in annoyance.]

[The Technodrome has now settled in another tunnel. Inside, the Shredder has found no results for Krang in the 2003 universe]

The Shredder: Hmm. Nothing comes up for Krang in this dimension.

Krang: What?!

Shredder: Shredder, on the other hand... [footage of the Utrom Shredder appears on screen] There he is. And he is magnificent. [footage shows Utrom Shredder crossing his arms, the next footage shows him punching 2003 Raphael and Michelangelo to the ground] What strength! What power! [the last footage shows Utrom Shredder firing a powerful blast at the 2003 turtles from the Sword of Tengu] Oh, how I've longed for an ally such as this. So, unlike the sniveling idiots that I've been forced to suffer.

'Krang: [deadpan] I'm right here. [yells] I CAN HEAR YOU!!! [croaks]

'Shredder: Now to find him. [uses the computer to search for his 2003 counterpart and searches the United States, Earth, the solar system and the galaxy, but finds nothing, until... the computer scans an ice asteroid called Mor Gal Tal where the Utrom Shredder is banished] Hmm. Strange, he's off world. No matter [types in the keyboard] I will program the matter to beam him to us directly. [the computer lights up and the matter transporter zaps a chunk of ice and a beam forms behind them] This is a turning point, Krang. The world will tremble before the combined power of Mighty Shredder and his... Huh?! [gasps at the true form of the Utrom Shredder: Ch'rell who is in a frozen slumber] Pink slug? [taps the ice lightly] Ooooh! I wanted a super sinister ally.

Krang: [walks up to him] Oh I don't know. He looks alright to me. [croaks]

[sometime later, 80s Shredder and Krang have gotten Ch'rell out of the ice and onto a machine]

'Shredder: [typing on the computer] Could that puny creature actually be this dimension's Shredder?

Krang: [croaks]

Shredder: Quiet.

Computer: Commencing cyro-regeneration.

[the machine turns on, zapping Ch'rell]

Krang and the Shredder: Aaah!

[the two Technodrome commanders watch as the computer overheats and explodes. '87 Shredder turns around to turn it off]

Shredder: No! [hits the button repeatedly]

Krang: FOOL! YOU OVERCOOKED HIM DIDN'T YOU?! [walks over to Ch'rell]'

Shredder: I did everything exactly right. [rushes over to the lifeless alien] It should have worked. It should be alive.

Krang: YOU BOTCHED IT! YOU BOTCHED IT!!

[Shredder growls in anger, chases after Krang and tackles him to ground to strangle him, breaking his glass helmet]

Krang: Oh!

Shredder: You forget who you talk to you whimpering- Oh![Krang hits him with his tentacle]...Worm! [Krang hits him again] Aah! I AM THE SHREDDER!!!

[Ch'rell suddenly awakens upon hearing that statement]

Krang: I know who you are. [hits 1987 Shredder again] Let go! [hits him again]

Ch'rell/2003 Shredder: What fools are these? So weary of life.

['87 Shredder and Krang stop fighting and turn around]

Krang and the Shredder: Wha?

Ch'rell: That they take the name of the Shredder. [speeds over to them from the table he was on and appears in front of them in a flash] My name in vain!

[Krang and '87 Shredder look at each other confused. They turn back to Ch'rell who snarls in anger and violently headbutts them into a monitor, breaking it. The two lay on the ground as Ch'rell stands up on the machine he was on. '87 Shredder and Krang look at each other in surprise as the Utrom growls at them, further enraged]

[The Turtles have arrived outside of the Technodrome]

Raphael:

1987: Hey, they rolled out the welcome mat.

2003: Then how come I ain't feelin' welcome?

[The 1987 Turtles laugh]

2003 Leonardo: You don't understand. The Utrom Shredder isn't like your Shredder. He's vicious.

2003 Donatello: Lethal.

2003 Michaelangelo: Competent!

2003 Raphael: We go in, there's no saying we come out.

[The 1988 Turtles look at each other]

Leonardo:

1987: Let's do this! [puts in one hand followed by the other 7 turtles]

2003: Today, we are more than allies. We're brothers.

Turtles:

1987: GO, GREEN MACHINE!

2003: IT'S NINJA TIME!

1987: TURTLE POWER!

2003 Raphael: Grr! Annoying power. [pushes the 1988 turtles]

Turtles: Hey!

2003 Raphael: Move it, half shell!

Michaelangelo: Quit shovin'!

[The two Turtle teams stop on a rooftop on a building]

2003 Raphael: Alright, time for some answers. Who the shell are you guys?!

Donatello: I was about to ask you the same question.

2003 Raphael: [points at finger] Don't get cute.

Michelangelo: We can't help it, we were born that way. [winks innocently as 2003 Raphael glares at him]

2003 Leonardo: Look, we just risked our shells rescuing you from Hun and the Purple Dragons, so I think we're entitled to some answers.

Raphael: He's right.

Michelangelo: They've earned it.

Donatello:

2003 Raphael: So? Spill!

Leonardo:

87: You bet… right after lunch. [he and the other 80's turtles run off]

03: What? No!

[the 1987 Turtles jump off the rooftop. The 2003 Turtles look down and watch as they jump down a street, scaring a couple of pedestrians along the way]

2003 Donatello: Uh, what are they doing?

2003 Raphael: That's it. THEY'RE TOAST! [gets ready to go after them, but 2003 Donatello stops him]

2003 Donatello: We can't go running around in broad daylight!

2003 Raphael: Doesn't seem to be stoppin' them.

[the '87 turtles walk past some humans who just stare at them]

Michelangelo: Hey there.

Woman: "[gasps]"

Michelangelo: How's it goin'?

Raphael: Hello.

Leonardo: Hi.

2003 Donatello: If they get spotted by the wrong...

2003 Leonardo: Come on, time to call in reinforcements.

[2003 Turtles walk away. The '80s Turtles have arrived at a Pizza Parlor]

Leonardo: I'm starving.

Donatello: I want Tuna Fish on mine.

Raphael: I could eat a whole pie myself. [The '80s Turtles run inside the Parlor, laughing happily]

Customers: [turn around and gasp]

Turtles: [sighing happily]

[the customers in line, run away from them, screaming]

Michelangelo: Score! No line. [to Pizza Chef] We'll take 4 large pizzas with Sauerkraut, Tuna Fish, Pretzels and Jellybeans.

[the Chef just stares at them and runs away screaming, throwing a pizza into the air. '87 Michelangelo jumps onto the counter and catches it]

Michelangelo: Maybe they're out of Jellybeans?

[police cars pull up outside. The '87 Turtles continue eating pizza, just as they notice two cops outside the window pointing at them]

Leonardo: Uh oh, the boys in blue. Let's slip out the back.

[the '80s turtles flee the table. They head to the back door, carrying 6 pizza boxes. As soon as they get outside, they are caught in a net]

Raphael: Hey, hey!

Donatello: Let us outta here!

Raphael: Come on!

Leonardo: What's goin' on?!

Raphael: Let us go!

[the '80s Turtles are thrown onto a glass pathway connecting two skyscrapers and break free]

Raphael: hey! What's the big idea?

Leonardo: You totally picked the wrong...

Turtles: Huh?

[2003 Splinter stares at them]

Leonardo: Master Splinter?

2003 Splinter: You.. know me?

Donatello: Well, yeah, but...

Raphael: [touches '03 Splinter's face] Did you get a perm job or somethin'? You look uh... different.

Donatello: Come to think of it, everything's been looking a little different lately.

Leonardo: Yeah. Ever since that big explosion, New York just hasn't been the same.

2003 Donatello: Explosion?

Raphael: Yeah, during our uh, battle with Shredder.

2003 Leo: The Shredder?

2003 Splinter: Perhaps it would best if you started from the beginning.

Leonardo: Well... [a flashback begins, starting with the Technodrome terrorizing the 1987 TMNT universe] We were mixing it up inside the Shredder's ultimate weapon - The Technodrome. [Inside the Technodrome, the '87 Shredder is holding the same vials of Mutagen from before] Trying to keep him from getting his claws onto some vials of Mutagen. [The '87 Turtles run up to him] We were looking for a way to end the fight once and for all.

'Shredder: [gets hit by 1987 Donatello's Bo-staff] Ooh!

Leonardo: When Don had a rockin' idea. [The '80s Turtles throw '80s Shredder into the air and catch the Mutagen vials] Use the Technodrome's own trans-dimensional portal to send it back from whence it came. ['87 Donatello smashes his fist into the control panel and starts tying two cable together] Don started working his Techno magic, but... [an army of Foot Soldiers enter the room and start shooting lasers. 80s Donatello leaps away from the lasers which hit the control panel, causing it a light blue glow. The '87 Turtles gasp and the glow begins to grow bigger, engulfing everything in white. End of flashback] The next thing we knew, we were back in the city.

Raphael: And we got back to doing we do best – taking down scuzz-buckets

2003 Leonardo: Hun and the Purple Dragons.

Donatello: But maybe we're not in Kansas anymore. Not our Kansas anyway.

Michelangelo: Dude, are you saying...?

Donatello: I'm saying, the Technodrome's trans-dimensional portal might have zapped us all to a different world.

2003 Leonardo: This Shredder of yours, he's here too?

[the '80s Turtles shrug sheepishly]

2003 Splinter: Our path is clear - together we must find this Technodrome. It may be the only way to get these 4 home. [he and the '03 Turtles gasp in surprise to find 2003 Michelangelo playing around with their '87 counterparts]

Michelangelo: Noogie!

2003 Raphael: The sooner, the better!

[The Turtles are at the Purple Dragons' lair picking up some equipment when they confront a mutated Hun.]

Hun: [fighting 1987 Michelangelo] Now I look in the mirror and all I see is you! [punches '87 Michelangelo away]

1987 Michelangelo: Oh!

Hun: And I hate you even more!

Donatello:

2003: Hun, you don't understand. [Hun smacks '87 Donatello away]

1987: Aah!

2003: The Shredder, he– [his 80's counterpart hits him, throwing the bag in the air]

Hun: [picks up the purple bag] Forget the Shredder. YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

Raphael: [to the camera/viewer(s); breaking the 4th wall] Some people just can't handle change.

Hun: [looks at the camera in confusion and picks up '87 Raphael and violently shakes him] WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?! WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? THERE'S NO ONE THERE!

2003 Raphael: You idiot.

Hun: Aah!

2003 Raphael: There ain't gonna be anybody anywhere soon. Look!

2003 Utrom Shredder: How go the repairs, Karai?

Karai: Very well, father. The technology of Dimension X is ridiculous. [a foot robot removes an old computer monitor while another places a flat screen in its place.] But once revived with Utrom science it will prove... devastating.

2003 Shredder: Yes, the two merged well together. This new body is proof of that.

Karai: And more proof: their robotic foot soldiers. Clumsy, weak, almost... [a foot robot rips one's head off] Cartoonish. [the foot robot then tosses the head away into a pile of discarded Foot Soldier parts.] But now... [a new and upgraded Foot Soldier fires lasers] with the proper modifications, [an old Foot Soldier tries to attack the new one, but the new one kicks his head off.] lethal. [Karai and Utrom Shredder enter a room with a large container of Mutagen and several soldiers are lined up to mutated.] Our human troops have also been upgraded. By analyzing the Mutagen that infected Hun, we have successfully engineered out own mutant army.

[a foot robot squirts mutagen onto one of the troop's arm, which makes him groan in agony until he grows teeth and turns into a mutant beast.]

Shredder:

2003: Soon, I will bring THIS WORLD IT'S KNEES!! And then...

1987: [chases after some foot robots who are taking his command chair away] Wait! Stop! Come back here with my command chair! That's an order!!

Utrom: And then perhaps the world of my.. worthless counterpart. [he and Karai walk through the surveillance room.] Infinite possibilities have been open to me. Thanks to this... Technodrome. [enters the room with the Trans-Dimensional Portal] I shall rule a multiverse, Karai.

Mirage Michelangelo: So, you're supposed to be us... from other worlds...? I don't see it.

Mirage Donatello: What's with the multi-colored headbands?

Mirage Raphael: Hmph, sellouts.

2003 Raphael: Uh... [grabs '88 Leonardo by the shell] Well, check out the initialized belt buckles on these yahoos.

Turtles: Hey!

2003 Raphael: How lame can a turtle get, am I right? [his Mirage counterpart grabs and shoves him forward] Hey, ow!

Turtles: [laugh]

Raphael: Geez, what a hardcase! [sees the '87 Turtles smile at him] What?

Turtles: Nothing.

[The giant-sized Utrom Shredder just got clipped by his own destructor beam]

'Donatello: Looks like we just found something he's vulnerable to!

[The Mirage Turtles jump off the 2003 Utrom Shredder]

Mirage Raphael: Yeah, turtles!

'2003 Donatello: The Technodrome!

Krang: Hmm... Go figure.

Mirage Donatello: I'm gonna miss those wannabes.

Mirage Michelangelo: Yeah, I kinda dug the initials on the belt buckles.

Mirage Raphael: Hmph, you would. I could go for a slice, though.

Mirage Leonardo: There's that place on Bleecker. [The Mirage Turtles jump off the building and run] We are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. We strike hard and fade away into the night. [Scene ends with the Turtles in their signature jumping pose, which becomes a promotional poster of the original comics]

Peter Laird: I think this first issue is coming along rather well, don't you, Kev?

Kevin Eastman: Yeah, sure do, Pete. Hey, let's get back to this after lunch, huh?

Peter: Hmmm, sounds good. Pizza?

Kevin: Yeah, pizza.

Pete: Oh, I hope this thing sells.

Kev: Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. [chuckles]

[As Kevin and Peter leave for lunch, the camera pans to the cover of the comics' first issue.]

Trans-Dimensional Turtles

2012 Raphael: Can't we just destroy the pieces we already have? I mean, what are the Triceratons gonna do with one stupid piece!?

2012 Donatello: Well, what if they find a way to replicate the technology, Raph?

2012 Fugitoid: Donatello is right. The machine must be destroyed! every last piece of it.

2012 Raph: The world is flat, I can't even see my own butt! Donnie, explanation!?

2012 Donnie: We're possibly in some kind of... alternate dimension.

Leonardo:

1987: Turtle Power!

2012: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up with the Turtle Power for a second. You don’t give orders to my team, okay? I’m the order guy! This guy!

2012 Splinter: Back so soon? You just left to patrol the city.

2012 Turtles: Sensei, sensei!

'12 Splinter: Is everything all right?

2012 Leonardo: Definitely, Master Splinter. It's just so amazing to see you.

Wanted: Bebop & Rocksteady

2012 Leo: I don't get it. Master Splinter. I've been meditating for weeks and I don't feel any enlightenment or higher plane or anything. I didn't think peace could be so... dull.

Donatello:

1987: Shredder and Krang have a technodrome in this dimension, it could be catastrophic!

2012: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Bebop and Rocksteady got tough.

Michelangelo: We gotta do something, dudes.

2012 April: Guys, we been trying to reach you– What the heck?!

2012 Casey: Did I get hit the face too many times?

'12 April: Remember, Casey? The Turtles told us about these guys. They come from another dimension.

Raphael: April, Casey Jones?

Donatello: Wow. They're, like kids.

Raphael: You sure you're not a reporter? You're wearing a jumpsuit.

'12 April: Why, do reporters wear jumpsuits?

All 8 Turtles: Let's move!