Turtle Tracks

Enter The Shredder

Shredder: I must congratulate you. [enters to meet the turtles]

Donatello: It's the same guy we fought last night

Shredder: You passed the test with flying colors.

Raphael: Test? What test?

Shredder: Your hairy little friend knows me as Oroku Saki, but you may call me "The Shredder".

Raphael: A kitchen utensil?

Shredder: You would be wise to lose your flippant ways if you wish to join the honorable Foot Clan.

Leonardo: Why should we want to do that?

Shredder: Because it was I who made you what you are today. If not for me, Hamato Yoshi would never have left Japan. I followed him to this country, where I gained my advanced technology, including my rare experimental mutagen. It was I who caused you to mutate into your humanoid form. You owe everything to me! Don't deny your destiny. Join me.

Raphael: Does the phrase "go suck a lemon" hold any meaning to you?

A Thing About Rats

Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X

[Bebop and Rocksteady[*] are fighting Krang's stone warriors]

Shredder Stop, stop! STOP!!!

[Bebop, Rocksteady and Krang's stone warriors stop firing]

Rocksteady Oh we was starting to have fun.

Shredder Shut up! You are Krang's stone warriors are you not?

General Tragg Yeah. So?

Shredder There is something I must show you.

General Tragg We gonna catch those kids.

April You got 'em! Who are they? Let's interrogate them!

Michelangelo It's okay April, they're cool.

Dask Cool? Daddio, we are frozen!

Footnote: Bebop and Rocksteady were two street punks who like the TMNT were mutated into a Wart Hog-human and a Rhino-human They serve as Comic relief as bungling henchmen to Shredder. Example: When Krang realizes that a disaster could only have been caused by "Bungling Idiots" "...Bungling Idiots? Bebop!!!! Rocksteady!!!"

Shredded & Splintered

Krang: Now, wretched reptiles, you will face... the wrath of Krang!

Michelangelo: Wasn't that the name of a movie?

Leonardo: I don't believe I saw it.

Raphael: [re: Krang] And I don't believe I'm seeing this!