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Master Shake, Frylock, my little homie Meatwad

Lotus on the beats, yeah we heavy in the streets

Squad got the whole planet in the palm of our hands

It's time for the Aqua TV-

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, (also known by various alternative titles), (2001–15) is an animated television series from the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim programming block. The show follows the exploits of three anthropomorphic fast food items: Master Shake, the milkshake; Frylock, the carton of French fries; and Meatwad, the aptly named wad of meat.

Muscles

[Shake picks up Meatwad on a treadmill and throws him through a wall]

Master Shake: He said stop running on his TREADMILL! [Breathes heavily]

Frylock: Damn. Uh...Shake?

Master Shake: The words you're looking for are "Thank" and "You". Put 'em together and they make a nice sound.

Frylock: You okay out there, Meatwad?

Meatwad: No, man! He threw me through a damn wall! OOOH, He broke your treadmill.

Master Shake: So I did, Do something about it.

Frylock: No... No...

Master Shake: Yeah that's what I thought.

Shake's Muscles: Carl! Get your fat ass out here with my muscle juice!

The Dudies

Carl: Go on into the kitchenette. Nuke me up a pepperoni cheddar hot sleeve.

Master Shake: Then I can be cool like-like you?

Carl: ...We'll take this one hot sleeve at a time.

Master Shake: Frylock said it's cool to have responsibilities.

Carl: No. You know what I say to that? You crush responsibilities like Angus Young at Donnington! 1, 2! 1,2! Follow my Lead!

Master Shake: I'm stomping mad!

Carl: YOU ARE IN CONTROLL!

Master Shake: Yeah! I'm really feeling it, Carl!

Carl: Yeah, that's right. Even though you rent, you own the place.

Master Shake: Boom-chika-boom-boom!

Carl: No, you say "Sweet Nectar"! Remember the fundamentals!

Merlo Sauvignon Blanco

Merlo: Suck Him Dry!

(Merlo, Shake, and Meatwad Leaves for Golf)

Frylock: Wait a minute, You're not The Mind Mosquito Are You?

Mind Mosquito: Yeah it's me Bitch!

Banana Planet

Carl: Awfully quiet over there... at the maniac ranch. Maybe they got monoxide poisoning. You know, maybe I should check. Make sure it happened. Ah, I'm talking to myself again. (signs fall by pool) Stay clear of "rocket blast"? What the hell does that mean? Meh, I'm sure it's nothing. (pool lifting) Why's my pool... why's my pool moving?! I JUST SKIMMED ALL THE PUBES OUT OF HERE!

Frylock: We have lift off, y'all! Yeah!

Meatwad: Touchdown (Carl screaming)

Frylock: You did put those signs up like I asked you to.

Master Shake: Yeah, I leaned them up. So, yes.

Frylock: What do you mean leaned them up?

Master Shake: You know, I leaned them.

Frylock: I thought I heard a scream.

Meatwad: It was like a big ol' scream.

Master Shake: In space, no I mean no one can hear you scream.

Frylock: Yeah, no one can hear you scream. Yeah, I know. This rocket is super illegal, man!

Working Stiffs

Meatwad: Yep I can buy all the cable TV I want

Carl: What, you outta your mind? You pay money? For cable? *laughs*

[Master Shake, Meatwad, and Carl turn to the camera]

Master Shake, Meatwad, Carl: You're stupid

Skins

[The Aqua Teens have witnessed a skinless creature appear after Shake plays a pair of bongos]

Frylock: What the hell was that thing?!

Master Shake: The rhythm created it, from probably my magic playing. Like in the um, uh the Matrixes when eh, uh you see the numbers everywhere...Well I'm actually The One.

[Frylock has shot a hole in Carl's pool]

Carl: Hey! Dumbass Patrol! How 'bout you stick your palm-palm finger in this friggin' hole? 'Cause I'm in the middle of my water aerobics [pops open a beer].

Freda

Master Shake: I was just down at the pond feedin' the ducks...baking soda and vinegar. 'Cause I heard that could, you know, potentially blow 'em up.

Master Shake: Hey bimbo!

Freda: Oh, me?

Master Shake: Yeah! I'm talkin' to you, whore! What do you think you're doin' on my turf?

Freda: Oh, I'm just trying to explode ducks with baking soda and vinegar. [She releases a duck that explodes in mid-air] It appears we have a lot in common

Master Shake: You're a woman. Women want me. I'm what we have in common. Do you wanna hear my demo, little lady?

Freda: I would love nothing more

Storage Zeebles

Man: Uh, this looks a little sad for our wedding.

Carl: You're referring to the squirrel carcass, We'll run a broom through here. The real magic is what's happening in here. Paradise.

Man: This looks a little different than the pamphlet you had us look at.

Carl: Yeah, I mean, we had to clear out the forest to make room for the DJ and the dance floor. Look, it's your wedding. You're gonna be so trashed that you ain't gonna remember a thing.

King Zarfonious: Carl, There's the guy! The difficult, alcoholic giant! How are you, buddy?

Carl: Get lost, I'm with clients here.

King Zarfonious: They're gone.

Carl: Guys, think about it! Someone's booking up real fast!

Piranha Germs

Master Shake: [comes home all beat up] I've scored some serious sky miles!

Frylock: Man, you look terrible, Shake!

Spacecadeuce

Ignignokt: Attention Emory and Oglethorpe

Err: Bow to us!

Ignignokt: While you were hypersleeping we conquered your race of Plutonians and now you are our slaves

Emory & Oglethorpe: What?

Err: Bow to our knees!

Emory: Ah man

Ignignokt: Yes, and as your new rulers and kings we have a new mission for you

Oglethorpe: Oh no

Err: Shush! We do the talking! [chugs a beer] And the drinking!

External links

• Aqua Teen Hunger Force quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• Aqua Teen Hunger Force at TV.com