List of ''The Tracey Ullman Show'' episodes

The Makeover– A woman gets a makeover before meeting her boyfriend who's been in prison.
The Office– Dr. N!Godatu wears her slippers to the office.
Variety Act– Juggler Daniel Rosen performs.
High Hopes– A young couple's dreams as dashed by Dreambuster.
The Audition– A young woman auditions for a role.
Take Care– Tracey decides on "Go home!"

Derek– It's the second week of the format change and one viewer has written in saying he's enjoyed it.
Kay on Vacation– Kay goes on vacation.
Bart Jumps– Homer tries to get Bart to jump into his arms without much success.
The Session– Dr. Gibson has a heart attack in his office and Brenda is forced to take action.
Close to You– A lounge singer doesn't want to be close to "Steve."
Houses– Looking for a house in California and dealing with realtors.

Opening– Tracey's in the makeup chair talking about getting to be a trapeze artist in tonight's show.
Trapeze– Two Russian trapeze artists, also family, have a falling (literally) out over a man.
Babysitting Maggie– Bart and Lisa are supposed to be taking care of baby sister Maggie who gets into all sorts of mischief without their knowledge.
Smalls' Talk– A talk radio psychologist decides to take only callers with insignificant problems.
Last Chance Commercial– Forgotten Hollywood star, Sandra Decker gets a television commercial.
Closing– Tracey talks about last week's wedding and the difference between American and British weddings.

Opening– Tracey wonders why the producers keep casting her as sexy femme fatales.
Meg and Tina in August– Meg is tired of Tina ditching her for guys when they go out together.
The Dream– Dr. N!godatu's strange dream.
Pre-school– The Downeys try to get Max enrolled in preschool.
Kiki Howard-Smith Sings– Kiki sings about golf and shoots a music video.
Closing– The show is running a little late so Tracey won't have time to tell the audience her celebrity Jacuzzi story.

Song performed: "War" (altered to "Golf")

Opening– In tonight's show, Tracey reveals she's playing a woman who's trying to make a comeback – she's not, people love her, "Don't you?"
Ariel's Comeback– A tortured singer finds happiness.
The Pacifier– Bart and Lisa try taking Maggie's pacifier from her.
Dance Challenge– A dancer goes on without her underwear.
Sir– A man who's been serving a snobby woman lunch since she was a child announces it's his last day.
Closing– An elaborate "Good night."

Opening– Tracey talks about tonight's first sketch and why she's letting Julie Kavner play the role, even though she does a good Julie Kavner impersonation herself.
Breakfast– Portrait of a love lost marriage over breakfast.
Burp Contest– Bart, Lisa, and Maggie hold a burping contest despite Marge's objections.
Crisis on Elm Drive– Sara and Greg are forced to take care of Max when the nanny needs the weekend off.
Meg & Tina Get Pizza– Tina dances with a guy in a parking lot.
Closing– Tracey's gone and gotten a car phone.

Opening– Tracey talks about playing Kay in tonight's episode.
Kay's Happy Hour– Kay, fed up of her co-workers' harassment, quits her job.
Scanner– Dr. N!godatu uses her new machine that allows her to see patients' thoughts as they are thinking them.
Click– A father finds it difficult to take his eyes off the boob tube.
What I Did for Love– A mother and daughter audition together.
Closing– Tracey continues her Lucky, the killer cat story.

Opening– Guest star, Steve Martin has been duped into thinking he can sleep with Tracey.
Meg's Lucky Night– Meg announces she's in love.
Making Faces– Marge warns Bart and Lisa that if they keep making ugly faces they'll freeze that way.
Skin the Duck– A dancer is given a bizarre dance routine to perform at an audition.
Closing– Tracey talks about attending the Prince's Trust concert.

Opening– Tracey helps us learn the words to the show's theme song.
Kay's Old Love– Kay meets an old flame who asks to run away with him.
The Funeral– The Simpsons attend a funeral.
Drugs and Guns– A suicidal pharmacist is held up after having already taken an overdose.
Closing– Tracey attempts to introduce Julie Kavner.

Opening– Tracey is sharing her dressing room with a werewolf.
Francesca's First Job– Francesca gets her first job and learns the harsh realities about the real world.
Maggie's Brain– What's Maggie thinking?
The Little Neurotic From Down Under– Kiki Howard-Smith sees Dr. Gibson to combat her fear of flying.
City of Strangers– A woman tries to get a bunch of strangers to sing at a New York City bus stop.
Closing– Tracey is thrilled that Mabel isn't tone-deaf like her father.

Opening– Tracey shows off the rest of her dressing room.
The Affair– The Downeys stay up all night dealing with Greg's office affair.
Football– Bart tries to catch a football.
When in Rome– A man in the witness relocation tries to fit in.
Weather or Not– A USO show for one.
Closing– Tracey discusses trying to get away with Allan.

Opening– Tracey performs a magic trick.
The Gardener on the Floor– A woman tries to sell her play.
House of Cards– Bart tries to build one.
Calendar Girl– A model seeks inspiration during a photo shoot.
Decoration Day– An indecisive woman decides to paint her kitchen black.
Closing– Tracey talks about how her husband used to travel before they had Mabel.

Opening– Tracey introduces Dan, Sam, and Joe – "her boys."
Max's Birthday Party– Sara and Greg hire uncooperative Fuzzy Bear for Max's birthday party.
Space Patrol– Lisa and Maggie battle the evil Bartron.
Two Too Good People– A realtor and potential buyer fall in love.
Beverly Hills Proc– Ginny and Lawrence work out the details of their divorce settlement in the presence of their attorneys (and Lawrence's new squeeze).
Closing– Tracey reveals how someone who works on the lot and watches the show told her that they can't understand a word she's saying.

Opening– Tracey introduces her dogs.
Romantic Mommy– Francesca's mother comes for a visit.
Bart's Haircut– Bart is forced to get a haircut.
K-AIR– Rock DJ Summer Storm tries to wake up her listeners.
Closing– Tracey's mum is embarrassed that she hasn't been in the newspapers back home in England.

Opening– Tracey introduces this week's guest star, Cheech Marin.
Meg's Shower– Meg and Tina fight at Meg's bridal shower.
World War III– Homer runs drills for World War III.
Foreign Exchange– A convenience store owner works up the nerve to ask out a delivery woman.
Closing– Tracey reveals what she was doing during a recent earthquake in Los Angeles.

Song performed: "Misty"

Opening– Tracey shows off a new feature in her dressing room.
Kay's Adventure– Kay wins a trip to Atlantic City.
The Perfect Crime– Bart tries to steal cookies.
Variety Act– Tom Noddy, bubble artist.
Customs– A Scottish rock singer tries to get through customs as fast as possible.
Closing– Tracey brings out her dogs.

Opening– Tracey can't find her dressing room.
Rock Bottom– Summer Storm tries to clean up her act.
Scary Stories– Bart tells Lisa and Maggie scary stories.
The Cyronic Man– A woman learns that her husband has frozen himself.
Closing– Tracey talks about looking for Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd on the Fox lot.

Opening– Tracey opens the show sitting in the audience.
Kay's Last Stand– Kay is horrified to learn that her mother's medical policy has been cancelled.
Grandpa and the Kids– The Simpsons children are forced to spend time with Grandpa Simpson.
Auto Erotica– Brenda comes up with a new way to meet men – have them arrested.
Waiting– A woman waits for a washing machine repairman.
Closing– Tracey talks about Mabel's Mickey Mouse alarm clock waking her during the night.

Opening– Tracey's gifts from viewers.
On Her Toes– A ballerina gets her big break.
Gone Fishin' – Bart and Homer go fishing.
Tina and the Professor– Tina receives a lesson in ecstasy on a blind date.
The High and the Not So Mighty– The USO troupe decide to give one final performance before their plane crashes.
Closing– Tracey introduces the crew?

Opening– Tracey introduces the man behind the show's theme song, George Clinton.
Valet– A woman asks a valet attendant to spend the night with her.
Skateboarding– Bart skateboards.
Gold Diggers of 1988– A May December wedding reception.
Closing– Tracey talks about her holiday in Hawaii and the language.

Song performed: "He's a Rebel"

Opening– Tracey introduces the Matt responsible for the show's cartoons, Matt Groening.
Chained Melodies– Marty and Angel Tish perform for prison inmates.
The Pagans– The Simpsons children don't want to go to church – they're Pagans.
The Test– Sara and Greg prepare Max (and themselves) for the possibility of a new brother or sister.
Closing– Tracey talks about doing charity work.

Opening– It's payday!
Storm at Sea– Summer Storm DJs a pirate radio station.
The Closet– Bart locks himself in the closet.
A Little Stream of Consciousness from Down Under– Kiki can't concentrate on making a putt.
The Pits– A woman tries to get a floor trader's attention.
Closing– Mabel thinks Tracey is everyone.

Opening– Tracey's story is cut short for time.
Changing Lanes– An accomplished woman dying of a disease decides to change course and live with her sister in the suburbs.
The Aquarium– The Simpsons spend the day at the aquarium.
Treasure– Greed takes the lives of a ship full of treasure hunters.
Wings of Love– A woman needs a plane ticket in a hurry.
Closing– Tracey talks about the doctored poster Fox erected of her on the Fox studio lot.

Opening– How to get to the Fox network in parts of the country with a weak UHF signal.
Francesca Alone– Francesca invites a boy over with her folks out of town.
Family Portrait– Homer tries to take the perfect family portrait.
People At Work– A woman working construction is worried the job has cost her her femininity.
Closing– Tracey shows off her Golden Globe Awards dress.

Opening– Tracey the spy?
Ginny Redux– Ginny's first date since her divorce.
Bart's Hiccups– Lisa and Maggie try to cure Bart of his hiccups.
Fear– Dr. Gibson tries to help a patient with an abundance of fears.
Real Lance– A Boston hotel with phenomenal service.
Closing– Tracey talks about how Americans think because she's English she must know the royal family personally.

Song performed: "The Castle of Dromore"

Opening– Watching the show the BBC way.
Kay: R.E.S.P.E.C.T.– Kay discovers that her co-worker has been stealing from the office.
The Money Jar– The Simpsons kids promise not to touch the money jar.
Late Night Checkout– Confusing late night customers.
Closing– Tracey's getting Liv Ullmann's mail.

Opening– Tracey takes her physical examination.
The Sleepover– Francesca has a sleepover.
The Art Museum– The Simpson family visits an art museum.
Dr. Gibson's Mentor– Dr. Gibson's mentor admits to being a fraud.
Closing– Tracey brings out script supervisor, Doris Grau.

Opening– Everyone has a suggestion for the show, even Steven Spielberg.
Dinner Time– A tough crowd at a dinner theater.
Zoo Story– The Simpsons visit the zoo.
Cinema Verite– A reporter attempts to blow the lid off a woman's plight.
The Medley– A teen-death medley.
Closing– Mabel's cry for attention.

9 Minutes and 52 Seconds Over Tokyo– Marty Tish is reunited with the son he never knew he had.
Shut Up Simpsons– The Simpsons attempt to get along after bickering.
Out Dinner at Troy's– Sara and Greg are thrown out of a trendy restaurant.
Closing– Tracey brings out Joey Miyashima aka Marty Jr.

Tell and Kiss– Sandra Decker publishes a scandalous tell-all.
The Shell Game– Bart plays hide the cookie.
The Big Wheel– A woman takes a spin at winning $20 million dollars.
Closing– Tracey asks this week's special guest Cesar Romero what it's like working in front of a live audience.

To Masseur With Love– Kay gets a massage.
The Bart Simpson Show– When Homer decides "Itchy and Scratchy" is too violent to watch, Bart decides to put on his own show for Lisa and Maggie.
Conjugal Visit– Prison pen pals meet for the first time and have their first conjugal visit.
Closing– Tracey apologizes to her neighbors for her dogs' barking and talks about her dog trainer, Billy.

Santa Baby– Tina has some fun with the post office's Santa Claus.
Simpson Xmas– Bart recites "The Night Before Christmas."
New Year's Eve– Three desperate women decide to do whatever it takes to get dates for New Year's Eve.
Closing– Tracey wishes everyone a "Happy" Christmas, along with the cast and crew.

Opening– Kay is forced to babysit Mr. Le Roy's daughter.
The Krusty the Clown Show– Bart exposes Krusty the Clown.
Check, Please– A man is forced to pick up the check.
Closing– Juliet Sorci tells Tracey it's okay for her to tell people that she discovered her.

Francesca's Task– Francesca waits until the last minute to finish her term paper.
Bart the Hero– Bart captures the notorious Candy Store Bandit.
The Nuclear Family– The matriarch and head of a mom and pop nuclear weapons manufacturer is forced into retirement by her son.
Closing– Tracey asks Doris Grau what it was like being in the "Nuclear Family" sketch.

Special Skills– An executive trainee test.
Bart's Little Fantasy– Bart imagines a planet where the children are the parents and the parents are the children.
Flesh and Desire– David catches William eating meat.
Heaven– Two astronauts take their relationship to new international space heights.
Closing– Tracey brings out Janeen Rae Heller who played the saw in the "Special Skills" sketch.

Francesca: A Physical Education– Francesca takes a stand in gym class.
Scary Movie– Bart, Lisa and Maggie see a scary move.
Someone to Watch Over Me– Kay is forced to see a psychiatrist.
Closing– Tracey says goodbye to this week's guest star Betty Thomas.

Songs performed: "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love, and Understanding," "Someone to Watch Over Me"

The Subway– Stuck on a subway car.
Home Hypnotism– Homer and Marge hypnotize the Simpson kids into being good.
I Do, I Will– Newlywed couple, Gary and Joanie decide to comprise.
Closing– Tracey performs one last song with Rose and Alfie.

Songs performed: "Sit Down, You're Rockin' the Boat," "Do Right Woman, Do Right Man"

Rock On the Block– A rock star auctions off his most prized possessions.
Shoplifting– Bart is caught shoplifting.
The Height of Friendship– Window cleaners fight over an affair.
The Orange Badge of Courage– The Downeys play war games.
Closing– Tracey and Tim perform "I Do the Rock" together.

Songs performed: "Lonely at the Top," "I Do the Rock"

Goodbye, Butchie– Summer's beloved pooch, Butchie dies.
Echo Canyon– The Simpsons visit a canyon.
The Handout– A group decides to give a homeless man some money after giving him the third degree.
Teamies– A trio of race walkers discover that they're going to be competing against one another.
Closing– Tracey announces that next week's guest stars will be from America's Most Wanted.

Occupied– Kiki attempts to join the Mile high club after being dumped by her husband.
Bathtime– Bart is forced to take a bath.
Mr. Right– A couple is introduced to their friend's new beau who's a real dummy.
Closing– Tracey brings out the actor she had in the palm of her hand – Dan Castellaneta!

Stress Management– The Downeys take a stress management class.
Bart's Nightmare– Bart has a nightmare after eating too many cookies.
Rudy Visits Omi– A man visits his grandmother.
Brick House– A prudish woman goes shopping for some sexy underwear.
Closing– Tracey shows off her prosthetic chest.

Maid Service– Maid, Maria discovers how her boss really feels about her.
Family Family– The Simpsons try family therapy.
Code of Silence– A woman runs into her old boyfriend who's now a Queen's Guard.
Clowns D'Amore– Two professional clowns are uncomfortable not wearing their makeup and costumes.
Closing– Tracey announces Sam McMurray's new baby daughter.

The Wave Girls– An aging cheerleader wants to continue with the squad.
Maggie in Peril: Chapter One– Maggie goes after her ball and ends up in danger.
The Cure– Dr. Gibson announces to his patient that she's cured.
D.U.I.– A extremely complicated sobriety test.
Closing– Tracey brings out the show's choreographer, Paula Abdul.

All About Tammy Lee– A troubled country-western star D.D.'s career is taken over by her much younger, very ambitious assistant Tammy Lee.
Maggie in Peril: The Thrilling Conclusion– Maggie returns home safely, along with her ball, with the Simpson family none the wiser.
Closing– The real violinist(s) come out.

Psychiatric Hour– Who's the shrink and who's the patient?
TV Simpsons– Bart's kite gets caught in the Simpsons' television antenna.
Summer Goes Shopping– Summer Storm accidentally shoplifts a bag of dog food.
Who Now, Brown Cow?– A cow dancing duo have creative differences.
Closing– Tracey brings out guest star Andrea Martin.

...And God Created Tillman– Ginny meets ex-husband, Lawrence's new girlfriend, Meg (Isabella Rosellini).
A Rare Talent– A woman who can fly auditions for Peter Pan.
Closing– Tracey reveals how she was able to fly.

Song performed: "Never Never Land"

My Date With Il Duce– On the eve of her wedding, a woman's grandmother recounts her affair with Benito Mussolini.
The Wrong Message– A woman leaves an embarrassing message on a man's answering machine.
The Thrill is Gone– Brenda is dumped on a bungee jump.
Closing– Tracey and Isabelli Rosellini compare green cards.

Song performed: "Since I Fell for You"

Da Me La Mano– The truth about Richie comes out over a manicure.
Needle in a Haystack– A woman goes on a date with a doctor who is obsessed with Elvis Presley.
Closing– Tracey brings out guest star Martin Short.

The Final Polka– A man rethinks an arranged marriage.
Sermon on the Mound– A strange conference on the pitcher's mound.
My Baby– Three overdue women go into labor at the same time.
Closing– Tracey talks to guest star Marilu Henner about playing a pregnant woman in the show's "My Baby" sketch.

Songs performed: "Do You Love Me," "Be My Baby"

The Co-Op– David and William are worried that their application to rent an apartment won't be approved because they're a gay couple.
The Man Who Got Away– A successful entrepreneur interviews Dr. Gibson before agreeing to become his patient.
Parallel Existence (My Better Whole)– A woman is visited by her more outgoing and successful self from a parallel universe.
Closing– Tracey doesn't want to be in the show's bumpers.

Two Time Loser– Gulliver Dark sues his manager.
The Gate– A woman visits Steven Spielberg.
Closing– Guest star Steven Spielberg reveals the reason he did the show.

Song performed: "The Man That Got Away," "It's a Small World"

The Crisis– Joanie dyes her hair without consulting Gary.
The Baltimore Stoops– A woman can't accept her father's new girlfriend.
Closing– Tracey and guest star Michael Tucker record two alternate endings to go out depending on the result of the upcoming Emmy Awards (both are nominated).

By Stuff Possessed– A woman joins Shopaholics Anonymous.
The Holland Tunnel of Love– A man brings his girlfriend home to meet his Italian-American parents.
Closing– Tracey jams with Carole King, Billy Preston, and Clarence Clemons.

Songs performed: "Saved," "I Feel the Earth Move," "Will It Go Round In Circles"

Power Play– A child actress demands better material.
Break Up– The Downeys break up.
Something Cool– A woman enters a bar and orders something cool.

Kay's Gift– Kay gets upset when her boss, Mr. Le Roy doesn't appreciate his Christmas gift.
Merry Catnip– Cat lady, Ann B. Cooper spends Christmas alone with her cats.
Simpson Xmas– Bart recites "The Night Before Christmas."
Two Lost Souls– A woman wakes up to find that she's married to her boss's son.
Closing– Tracey, along with the children of the cast and crew of The Tracey Ullman Show, sing a Christmas carol.

Songs performed: "Silent Night," "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," "Jingle Bells"

Ginny's Second Chance– Ginny dates a plastic surgeon.
Maria and the Mister– Maria comforts the master of the house.
Closing– Kelsey sings.

Songs performed: "Evergreen," "Eternal Flame"

I'm Dating a Corporate Lawyer– Sara reveals how she met Greg.
Ginny Nocturne– Ginny bares her soul to the pool man.
Dawg Day Afternoon– A Dawg Pound fan is given an ultimatum.
Closing– Tracey shows off her 1970s panty line.

Due Diligence– An old director has to get an actress to agree to do his picture.
You Call That a Dress?– A woman is visited by her dead father.
Closing– Tracey brings out her old headmaster, Mr. Ron Harding.

The Word– Francesca demands a newspaper retraction.
The Fee– Dr. Gibson increases her fee – Brenda isn't happy.
The Sell– A woman is determined to sell her television show.
Closing– Tracey asks guest star about his next movie.

Creative Differences– Sandra Decker auditions for a role alongside her nemeses.
Jinx Haber Revisited– Jinx reveals that she can fly to her date.
Tea– Two tea tasters fall in love.
Closing– Tracey asks guest star Glenn Close about her audition song.

Song performed: "Isn't It Romantic?"

Ginny Eats Escrow– Ginny tries selling a house to Lawrence and Meg and witnesses their first fight.
I Hate Paris– William becomes depressed when David decides to go on a business trip to Paris without him.
Closing– Tracey brings out guest star Isabella Rossellini and reveals that she sent her to a spa.

Song performed: "Stand by Your Man"

Under the Bounding Main– Marty and Angel Tish at sea, along with nemesis, Gulliver Dark.
Arms Control– Rosaria shoots an intruder.
Closing– Dan Castellaneta talks about doing a production of The King and I at age 12.