Spy is a 2015 American action spy comedy film starring Melissa McCarthy as a desk-bound C.I.A. analyst named Susan Cooper who transforms into a field agent attempting to foil the black market sale of a suitcase nuke. It was theatrically released on 5 June 2015 and nominated for two Golden Globe Awards.

Written and directed by Paul Feig.
She's finally getting some action. (taglines)

Susan Cooper

  • No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am; it's just I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction.
  • I just…I still, y'know, hear my mom's voice: "Well-behaved women often make history."
  • Could this hotel be any more murdery?
  • Maybe I should be married to one of the dolls just to make it extra sad. "Ten cats"—wh—why do I have "ten cats"? Is that even legal… Just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man.
  • I'm Penny, like the penny.
  • Once, I asked someone for a Tylenol, and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but…

Rick Ford

  • I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit.
  • And I know there's a fucking Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me.
  • Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age.
  • You—times infinity.
  • Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring.

Rayna Boyanov

  • It was all a dream. Just kidding—a man's throat dissolved.
  • Looks like you ate a box of crayons.
  • Tell me: are your hemorrhoids particularly large, or just tenacious?

Others

  • Bradley Fine: [to Tihomir] Well, then, in that case, I'd say you better start—[sneezes, shooting Tihomir in the head] Oh, fuck!
  • Aldo: I don't have a gun. I am just aroused from looking at you.

Dialogue

Bradley Fine: I could kiss you!
Susan Cooper: Oh. [chuckles] Well, I would accept that with an open mouth.
Bradley Fine: Did you wipe your eye after you cleared out the cat box?
Susan Cooper: I don't have cats.
Bradley Fine: Why did I think that?
Susan Cooper: I don't know.
Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company.
Rick Ford: What're you gonna do: bring one of your cats as a sidekick?
Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats.
Patrick: And, may I say, it is very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country.
Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back.
Patrick: Let's see.
Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this fuckin' arm.
Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible, I mean, medically…
Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama.
Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate.
Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car, I was on fire.
Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.
Susan Cooper: It probably happens all the time.
Woman: It's never happened before.
Susan Cooper: Oh, my God! Somebody just put something in her drink.
Nancy B. Artingstall: What is it? is it poison?
Susan Cooper: I don't think it's a fibre supplement.
Susan Cooper: I will have the Sapori e Delizie.
Waiter: Right. That is the name of the restaurant.
Susan Cooper: You may never be as wise as an owl, but you'll always be a hoot to me.
Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid fucking retarded toast. You're delightful.

Taglines

  • One of the guys. One of the spies.
  • She's finally getting some action.

Cast

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