Sonic the Hedgehog is a 2020 American fantasy adventure film based on the video game franchise published by Sega. The film is distributed by Paramount Pictures. It also stars James Marsden, Jim Carrey and Ben Schwartz as the voice of Sonic. In the movie, Sonic teams up with a Green Hills sheriff to find his lost rings and escape Robotnik.

Directed by Jeff Fowler. Produced by Neal H. Moritz, Toby Ascher, Toru Nakahara and Takeshi Ito. Written by Pat Casey and Josh Miller.

Sonic the Hedgehog/ The Blue Devil

• Gotta go fast!
• I'm sure no-one noticed that giant blue explosion, right?
• Uh… meow?
• [confronting three thugs] Pop quiz, hotshot: you just picked a fight with a poorly-disguised hedgehog who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do? What do you do?
• Good times. [farts]
• Hey, everyone, welcome back to my livestream. Today, we're destroying robots. Step one... [smacks a disk onto Robotnik's machine]
• [Tom tries to throw Robotnik's sticky bomb away] It's going, it's going...[sees it's on Tom's hand] It's still there.
• Where am I, what year is it, is The Rock president?
• [facing down Robotnik] This is my power, and I'm not using it to run away anymore. I am using it to protect my friends!
• [last decision before defeating Robotnik] Guess what, Eggman? I'm not leaving Earth. You are!

Dr. Eggman / Robotnik

• [As his vehicles/robots show to have smaller ones in each] Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going?
• [when Sonic's continuing to destroy his robots] OHHH!! GIVE ME A BIG, FAT, BREAK!
• [to Tom, finding one of Sonic's quills] Look at that. I was right. Note the lack of surprise. Shall we try this again? I'm going to give you 5 seconds to tell me where it is.
• No. Don’t be bothered. You just sit there and be “u”... ‘seless.
• That was an illegal left, by the way!
• What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!
• [Surprised at Sonic pushing Tom and Maddie off the top of the Transamerica Pyramid] I was not expecting that. [shrugs] But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count.
• The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons!
• [Following Sonic up the Great Pyramid] You're not allowed up there! It's one of the Seven Wonders!
• [On the "mushroom planet"] Here's the sitch: Uninhabited planet, no resources, no supplies, no apparent way home. A lesser man would die here.[looks at Sonic's quill in his hand] I'll be home by Christmas!
• ROCK-CONNAISANCE! [laughs manically] Come on, cheer up!

Stone

• [to Bennington] The Doctor thinks you're basic.

Tom Wachowski / The Donut Lord

• S.F.P.D! Background check pending!
• Okay, pal. I want answers. Who are you, what are you?
• His name's Sonic, this was his home...and he was my friend.

Maddie Wachowski/ The Pretzel Lady

• [about Sonic] It talks.
• Blue alien hedgehogs are people too.

Others

• Longclaw: Never stop running.
• Tails: [arriving on Earth, looking at a scanner] If these readings are accurate, he's here. I found him! I just hope I'm not too late.
• Wade [on radio]: Tom, we need you down on Main Street. There's been a violent gang shootout. [laughing] Just kidding. A duck stole a bagel… but they do need it back.
• Carl: [to Sonic the "Blue Devil" Hedgehog] I know you're out there, and I know you're real!

Dialogue

Tom: Okay, pal. I want answers. Who are you, what are you?

Sonic: I'm a hedgehog. I feel like that's obvious.

Dr. Robotnik: Are you in charge here?

Major Bennington: Yes, I am.

Robotnik: Nope!

Bennington: My–

Robotnik: Wrong!

Bennington: Name–

Robotnik: I'm in charge!

Bennington: [getting frustrated at Robotnik's interruptions] Is Major–

Robotnik: Me!

Bennington: Ben–

Robotnik: [whispers] I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. This says I'm the top banana, in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. [makes zipping noise] In a sequentially-ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?

Agent Stone: The doctor thinks you're basic.

Robotnik: I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. [glances back] Is he still looking at me funny?

Stone: Yes, he is.

Robotnik: Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.

Stone: If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll take a closer look at–

Bennington: I'm not deaf.

Robotnik: And tell him his men report to me now. Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.

Bennington: Excuse me? Listen, pal. I don't know if you realize–

Robotnik: I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?

Bennington: Benning–

Robotnik: [loudly] Nobody cares! [mockingly sad] Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares, you know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. Nobody cares how proud your Mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level. Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert - she dies in the end, but she leaves a big creepy egg-sac.

Robotnik: Maybe someday, you'll achieve your goals, get yourself a CostCo car or adopt a Labrador, but the reality is, I surpassed EVERYTHING YOU ARE EVER GOING TO DO! Before I was a toddler! I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting up formula!

Tom Wachowski: I was breastfed, actually.

Robotnik: Nice, rub that in my orphan face.

[After Sonic disables Robotnik's vehicle]

Sonic: Sonic 1, big tank 0! I'm sorry, did we get that on camera?

Tom: How are you not dead?

Sonic: I have no idea! Do you see me dancing?

Tom: Yes, I saw you dance.

Sonic: Is that all you got?

Robotnik: No, but thank you for asking. [A smaller vehicle deploys from the initial destroyed vehicle]

[Robotnik screams at Stone's sudden appearance]

Stone: I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk.

Robotnik: What do I look like, an imbecile? Of course, I want a latte. I LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE THEM!

Sonic: [runs west, and after a couple of seconds, comes back, wet, with seaweeds on him, and a fish on his head] So, as I crashed into the cold dark water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A; I have no idea where I'm going. B; saltwater stings. C; I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am! Why? Because you shot me!

Tom: I know.

Sonic: YOU SHOT ME!

Tom: I heard you the first time, you don't have to... pile it on. Good grief.

Sonic: I'm wet, I'm cold, there's a fish on my head, and clearly, I'm not going to be able to do this on my own!

Tom: [looks at Sonic, the fish slowly sliding off his head] Alright, get in the truck.

Sonic: Really? [shakes the water and seaweed off of him, causing his fur to poof up] You're gonna help me?

Tom: I guess it is a little bit of my fault that all of this is happening to you.

Sonic: Not a little bit, entirely. It is entirely your fault.

Tom: Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming?

Sonic: Yes. [shakes his body again, straightening his fur, goes back in Tom's truck] Road trip! Wahoo!

Tom: [sighs] What am I doing?

Maddie: [regarding Sonic] It talks.

Tom: Almost constantly.

Robotnik: [facing Sonic, Tom and Maddie with his hovercraft and drones at the Transamerica Pyramid] Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski. Are you enjoying the clam chowder?

Tom: It's the government whack-job who keeps trying to kill us - UNSUCCESSFULLY! Nice of you to swing by on your way to Comic-Con.

Maddie: Yeah, what are you wearing?

Robotnik: It's a flight suit! Designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag!

Tom: Yeah, and yet you still are one.

Robotnik: Ooh, good one! You are catching fire, Thomas! Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you brought a lover. Does she have a name, or should we just call her "collateral damage"?

Tom: Hey, watch your mouth unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier! [to Maddie] I punched him in the face.

Sonic: Oh, you punched him right in the face, man, it was awesome!

Robotnik: The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons!

Sonic: Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mister Eggman! But let's face it: you'll never catch me!

Robotnik: Confidence! A fool's substitute for intelligence.

[Robotnik's drones power up, their weapons pointed at Sonic, Tom, and Maddie]

Sonic: That's not good.

Tom: Uhh, Sonic? I know you've got the super-speed and everything, but Maddie and I?

Sonic: Totally defenseless, probably going to get blown up?

Maddie: Pretty much, yeah.

Sonic: Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.

[Speeds behind Tom and Maddie...and shoves them off the building. Robotnik looks over the side in surprise, then back to Sonic]

Robotnik: I was not expecting that...but I was expecting to not expect something, so it doesn't count.

Sonic: [pursued into Paris by Robotnik] Coming through!

Mime artist: Sacre bleu! [ducks under Robotnik's hovercraft]

Robotnik: Excusez-moi, monsieur!

[Robotnik has apparently killed Sonic, Tom and Maddie looking at his lifeless body]

Robotnik: I don't mean to be indelicate here, but somebody should get some ice, keep the body fresh. He's just a silly little alien. He didn't belong here!

Tom: That "little alien" knew more about being human than you ever will. His name was Sonic, this was his home...and he was my friend.

[Sonic, at hearing those words, suddenly revives in a flash of blue electricity.]

Tom: [To Sonic, referring to Robotnik] He's all yours.

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