Open Season is a 2006 American computer-animated comedy-drama film about Boog, a domesticated 900lb. Grizzly bear, finds himself stranded in the woods 3 days before Open Season. Forced to rely on Elliot, a fast-talking mule deer, the two form an unlikely friendship and must quickly rally other forest animals if they are to form a rag-tag army against the hunters.
- Directed by Roger Allers, Jill Culton and Anthony Stacchi. Written by Steve Bencich and Ron J. Friedman.
One Fur All & All Fur One.(taglines)
Elliot
- [Singing to the tune of "The Teddy Bear's Picnic"] Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree/He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee/One day, the elf could take no more/So he went and banged on the rude dwarf's door/And what do you know, they suddenly both were married.
- [About the coffee he found in a dumpster] Yuck. Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!
- [Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.
- [bounces on a bed] So soft. What is that? [bounces off]
- Coming this fall.
- Oh, got it. Coming not this fall.
- Then you say it.
Boog
- [Eating animal crackers while in the backseat of Gordy's truck and after singing his own version of "Teddy Bear's Picnic"] If you go out into the woods today there's gonna... be some fries. Yeah. And the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. But that's messed up.
- [Stumbles into his garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up! [does a tired growl]
- The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.
- When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!
- Not this fall, baby. The fall after this fall.
- I'm not working with this guy.
Dialogue
- McSquizzy: [When Boog goes over to his tree and hits him with an acorn] Oy! You late for Sunday school? This is McSquizzy's turf! Nobody messes with McSquizzy! 'Cause that's me!
- Boog: What?
- McSquizzy: Touch a needle on this tree, and I'll give ya such a doin'!
- Boog: Yeah, you and what army?
- [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
- Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
- Boog: Oh, that army.
- Gordy: You know, the longer you wait, the harder it's gonna be for him to adapt.
- Beth: Oh, I'm sure he'll... At least I think he'll--
- Gordy: And the harder it's gonna be for you to let him go.
- Elliot: [Standing with his butt in the air, his antler stuck to the ground] Hey, Boog! Look, no hands! Though I think I'm getting a sunburn.
- Boog: All right, where's home?
- Elliot: Or maybe it's a moonburn. Check it out.
- [Boog slaps Elliot on the butt]
- Elliot: Ow!
- Elliot: Boogster, what's the delio?
- Maria: Watch your mouth, or you gonna get yourself in a LOT of trouble, girlfriend.
- Rosie: You're just jealous 'cause you ain't got a MAN!
- Boog: I don't know, some kind of chick fight. Elliot, wha' I do?
- Elliot: Well, that's easy, you gonna mark your territory. Show them who's boss!
- Boog: (nods) All right, ladies, I'm laying down the law! (Maria and Rosie stare)
- Elliot: Well, unless, of course, they're skunks.
- Boog: (They bellow gas at him and runs to the river and washs him with some water, then drys himself with some rabbits) The woods is no place for a bear!
- Elliot: I'm a little light-headed.
- [His remaining antler cracks off]
- [Boog is fighting with Elliot behind the curtains during his show; Boog's holding Elliot by his antler up to the wall]
- Boog: You got me in enough trouble!
- Elliot: Hey. I, you saved my life. That means that you're responsible for me.
- Boog: What? Stop messing up my life!
- Elliot: You needed to get out, you should thank me. [Crosses arms]
- Boog: Thank you?!
- Elliot: [Now happy and smiling] You're welcome, buddy!
- Boog: [Drops Elliot] Grrr! Stop callin' me that! Now get out!
- Reilly: [About Boog] Hey, guys. Check it out. The largest carinvore in North America. The grizzly bear.
- Elliot: And he's a good dancer. We're gonna be in a show.I'm Starsky and he's Hutch!
- Boog: Boog is sorry. [Begins to cry]
- Gordy: Beth, you're not his mother.
- Beth: I'm not mothering him.I just want to make waffles!
[Boog taps on his garage window and waves at Beth]
- Beth: Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!
[Boog then vomits on the window]
[Beth sighs]
Beth: One more summer.
- Shaw: [Referring to Mr. Weenie] Don't trust him. Pets are double agents. The moment you turn your back, he'll shiv ya.
- Bobbie: Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
- McSquizzy: Get off my trees, ya buck-toothed sporran!FREEDOOOOM!!
- Boog: [After waking up in the forest face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty.
- Elliot: You know, I've been thinkin', we should have a secret handshake, and, like, nicknames and stuff. Like, I can call you "Boogster," and you can call me "The Incredible Mr. E." You like that? I just made it up. You know, this is gonna be awesome. It's just you and me. Hey, who's the lady in the shorts? I want to try some of her famous waffles!
- Bobbie: Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob? You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil the beauty of this moment... with idle chatter. Some people can just jibber-jabber till the cows come home. What does that mean, Bob? "Till the cows come home." Where have the cows been?
- McSquizzy: Mess not with the Furry Tail Clan, protectors of the weak, crusaders of the righteous, guardians of the pine!
- Reilly: Yo, O'Toole!
- O'Toole: Yeah, boss?
- Reilly: I want you to cantilever that cedar on a bias by the north side.
- O'Toole: Huh?
- Reilly: Put a twig in the hole.
- O'Toole: Oh.
- Reilly: Rookie.
- Elliot: Ian's right, I'm a loser.
- Boog: No, you're not a loser.
- Elliot: Yes, I am!
- Boog: No, you're not!
- Elliot: Yes!
- Boog: No!
- Elliot: Trust me, you know the day I met you, Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
- Boog: Ahhh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear. But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
- Elliot: That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
- Boog: I ride a unicycle for crackers.
- Elliot: I have a glass eye.
- Boog: I can't snap.
- Elliot: I thought log was a color.
- Boog: I can't see my feet!
- Elliot: I killed a man (with this thumb)!
- [both laugh]
- Elliot: [Stuck in the ground] Okay, righty tighty.
- [He turns right]
- Elliot: Leeefffttty loosey.
- [He turns left]
- [Explaining the woods to Boog]
- Elliot: Okay, Forest 101: These tall stick things are called trees. The big rocks are called mountains and the little rocks are their babies.
- Shaw: If I don't stop 'em, IT'LL BE A TOTAL REVERSAL... of the "natural order". They laugh at old Shaw, but you'll see, the truth...will be revealed.
- [Repeated line]
- Buddy: Buddy!
- Shaw: How far does this conspiracy go?! How many animals are in on it?! God bless America! I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned!
- Ian: "Boog?" What's that short for? "Booger?"
- [Ian and the herd laugh]
- Beaver #1: Hey, what you got?
- Beaver #2: Wood. What you got?
- Beaver #1: Wood. You want to trade?
- McSquizzy: Is this a private fight or can anybody join? 'Cause McSquizzy wants in!
- [The Furry Tail Clan appear]
- The Furry Tail Clan: Oy!
- Boog: Good, 'cause we're gonna need your nuts!
- Elliot: And your acorns too!
- McSquizzy: Aww! Mr. Happy didn't go off!
- Boog: [finding out that he is in the forest, he scream echoes throughout the woods]
- Boog: Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!
- [Elliot comes out of the bag]
- Elliot: Would you keep it down? I'm tryin' to sleep here. [yawns in Boog's face; Boog shakes angrily]
- Boog: You!
- [Boog takes the bag off of him and walks over to a cliff]
- Elliot: No I didn't do it!
- Boog: [holding Elliot over the cliff] Take a good look here, Elliot. What is it, Elliot. Something's missing, Elliot. What is it, Elliot, What is it?
- Elliot: Wait, don't tell me. I...
- Boog: TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!!!
- Elliot: Oh, I was just going to say that.
- Boog: My garage is missing, breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing, and it's ALL. YOUR. FAULT!!!
- Elliot: What are you gonna do? [Boog lets go of Elliot's antler; he falls, but Boog quickly grabs Elliot] WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Boog holds Elliot up; Elliot realizes he wasn't falling] Heheh! You're funny! I thought, "Maybe," but then I was like, "Uh-huh!", and then...
- [Boog throws Elliot over his shoulder]
- Shaw: [after seeing Elliot walking around on two legs and drinking some coffee he found in a nearby dumpster] You?!? It walks... like a MAN!!!!
- [Elliot screams in terror, as he began to flee]
- Elliot: [after seeing Boog's bowl with his name on it] Oh! I get it! You're like a pet! [chuckles]
- Boog: I ain't nobody's pet!
- Elliot: [holding Boog's bowl] Right.
- Ian: Herd! Circle formation!
- [The herd instead make an oval shape]
- Ian: You pinheads, that's on oval! More... circle-y!
- [The herd make a circle shape]
- Gordy: FREEZE!
- Boog: [as Gordy is about to arrest him] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [fainted]
- Boog: [helium voice] Hello, Idiot.
- Elliot: [helium voice] That's Elliot.
- [both laugh]
- [as the wilds encounter Mr. Weenie]
- Buddy: It's a pet!
- Reilly: He's gonna blow our cover!
[Weenie stops growling as Elliot gives him a smile; Mr. Weenie sighs]
- Mr. Weenie: I've been living a lie! [rips off his shirt] Please... take me vith you!
- Elliot: Wow.
- Boog: All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!
- Shaw: [enters his cabin and looks in his fridge] Somebody's been eatin' my candy! [sees his overturned chair] Somebody's been sitting in my chair! [goes to his toilet] Somebody forgot to flush!
- Elliot: [when Boog asks where the toilets are in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
- Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
- Elliot: Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
- [Boog reluctantly goes over to the bush]
- Elliot: Show us your "grrr" face, nature boy!
- Beth: You're in big trouble, mister!
- Boog: [to Beth] Sheesh!
- [Boog passes out]
- Boog: OW!!!
- [Beth takes something off of Boog and gasps]
- Beth: You know what sugar does to you, Boog! [closes Gordy's truck's back door] Straight to bed, now!
- [Boog gets up and runs over to his garage, as he slams the garage door loudly]
- Beth: UGH?! I’m so sorry. It’s my fault.
- Elliot: I call them Woo-Hoos. Like in, "Woo-hoo!"
- Gordy: Shaw, hunting season doesn't start for 3 days. What are you doing with that buck on your hood?
- Shaw: What? It ain't my fault! He ran right in front of my truck!
- Gordy: Where? On interstate?
- [the scene cuts to a flashback where Shaw drives right in front of the deer who is eating grass and runs him over; the scene then cuts back to the present day]
- Shaw: [chuckles] Sorta.
- Beth: [after seeing that Shaw has killed Elliot] Shaw! That guy really chaps my khakis. You wait here, Boog.
- [Beth goes off to confront Shaw while Boog waits in the truck]
- McSquizzy: That was just a warning, all right? Try it again, I'll be kicking your furry brown bahookie! [slaps his butt]
- [After Boog accidentally destroys the beaver dam, looks around at the animals, realizing what he's completely done.]
- Reilly: [to Boog] You! You did this!
- [All the forest animals angrily mutters and blames Boog]
- Animals: Yeah, that's right!
- Boog: What? What did I do?
- Reilly: You dragged us down to the hunting grounds!
- Maria: Yeah! Where are we gonna hide?!
- Serge: We're sitting ducks out here!
- Buddy: And it's open season!
- Elliot: Alright, alright! That's enough! Guys, it's not his fault.
- Boog: Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
- Elliot: My fault?
- Boog: Yeah. lf it weren't for you l'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.
- Elliot: l... No. OK. Okay, maybe- l thought if you hung out with me then maybe you would like me.
- Boog: Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
- Elliot: I'm sorry, Boog, we...we're still partners, right?
- Boog: You know what, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
- Buddy: What about us?
- Animals: Yeah! What about us?
- Boog: Us? There's no us. You're not my problem. (to Elliot) And you? We're done.
- Elliot: Wait, Boog, I...
- Boog: DONE. (Boog storms off as the rain and storms begin, leaving the sadness animals.)
Taglines
- One Fur All & All Fur One.
- The Season Is Changing.
- Boyz 'N The Wood.
- The Odd Are About To Get Even.
- From Mild To Wild.
Cast
See also
External links
- Open Season quotes at the Internet Movie Database
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