Oh, God! You Devil

You made a deal with the devil, how dumb could you be? ~ God

Oh, God! You Devil (1984) is a comedy film and the third and final installment in the Oh, God! series. George Burns received a Saturn Award nomination for Best Actor for his performance.

Written by Andrew Bergman, based on the novel of the same title by Avery Corman, directed by Paul Bogart.

He meets his match in one hot comedy. (taglines)

Harry O. Tophet

I love to scare the hell out of people. ~ Harry O. Tophet

Sign this and the whole world is yours. ~ Harry O. Tophet

I love to scare the hell out of people.
That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that I weave so well
Those icy fingers up and down your spine
The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine
- "That Old Black Magic"
Sorry, pal, he asked for me. That's the rules. He asked for me; he's mine. And none of your tricks, either.
It's the little things I enjoy.
I keep my name out of the papers. I'm more effective that way.
A deal is a deal. It's finished.
Sign this, Bobby, and they'll stop laughing. Sign this and the whole world is yours.
People think, because I'm the devil, I'm insensitive. That's not true.
Listen, if I didn't exist, God would've had to make me up. I make him look good.
Would I lie?

I'd sell my soul to the devil to make it in this business, just for the chance.
I've just never seen wine with an expiration date before.
Where am I? Who am I? If I'm not me anymore, why do I still think I'm me? That's the part I can't understand.

Pretty nice, huh? I made it myself. ~ God

Gary Frantz: Should I speak louder?

Harry O. Tophet: Not unless you can't hear what you're saying.

Gary Frantz: Wait a minute. Who are you? [Tophet turns around, lights a cigar using his thumb] My God!

Harry O. Tophet: Guess again.

You want anything, I'm at 666. ~ Harry O. Tophet

Gary Frantz: But I thought this was a trial period; that's what you said.

Harry O. Tophet: I lied. [begins exiting] You want anything, I'm at 666.

Gary Frantz: The rainbow disappeared.

God: I'm trying to save on energy.

Harry O. Tophet: You know, I don't have to do this. Shelton came to me; I didn't go to him. Rules are rules. You're out of it.

God: But you lied to him. You told him it was for trial period. Is that according to the rules?

Harry O. Tophet: Technicalities!

God: You don't have clear title to this boy.

Harry O. Tophet: Neither do you.

God: Looks like we're in a grey area here, doesn't it?

I put the fear of me in you. ~ God

Harry O. Tophet: You bluffed. You had nothing. Why did I fold!?

God: I put the fear of me in you.

Oh, God! series

Oh, God! · Oh, God! Book II · Oh, God! You Devil

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