Eight Crazy Nights (2002) is an animated musical comedy movie about the magic of the holidays starring Adam Sandler.
It's naughty. It's nice. It's animated. (taglines)
Davey Stone
- Smell ya later, poopsicle.
- (to Whitey, after his trailer has been destroyed) I should stick you on a twig and roast you!
- (Davey comes over to see a disgusting sight: Whitey’s butt cheeks are covered with white, furry hair as Whitey puts a jock strap on) Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I’m gonna (burping) BAAARF!
- JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!!
- (opening a flask) Your honor, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. (he takes a drink of whiskey, and then jumps very quickly, and not very far) {the people viewing just shake their heads} I’d hit a three-pointer, except I’d have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
- Foul on this kid, for eating everything in sight. Jelly-jugs, the next time you come onto my court, you better wear a bra, okay?
Whitey Duval
- Technical foul! Technical foul!
- What other options do you got, Rockefeller?!
- (in a seizure at the end of the film) This is the happiest seizure of my life.
Dialogue
- Mr. Chang: 4 scorpion bowls in 5 minutes? That's got to be a restaurant record.
- Davey: Well, right now, I'm gonna go for another restaurant record: Longest burp.
- [Davey does a loud, long burp as everybody stares at him]
- Mr. Chang: [sarcastically] Congratulations! Now, please excuse me while I go take shower.
- Narrator: It ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Kind of makes you feel all tingly inside, doesn't it?
- Whitey: You're not welcome in my house.
- Davey: Good! Your house sucks!
- Eleanor: [thinks Davey is holding their house up] Mister, if you're gonna kill us, will you take off your wet shoes? You're soaking the carpet.
Taglines
- It's naughty. It's nice. It's animated.
- The Ultimate Battle Between Naughty And Nice.
Cast
- Adam Sandler - Davey Stone/Whitey Duvall/Eleanore Duvall
- Jackie Titone (Alison Krauss, singing) - Jennifer Friedman
- Austin Scout - Benjamin Friedman
- Allen Covert - Old lady / Bus driver / Mayor's wife
- Rob Schneider - Narrator / Mr. Chang
- Kevin Nealon - Mayor Dewey
- Norm Crosby - Judge
- Jon Lovitz - Tom Baltezor
- Richard Page (singing) - Davey's dad
- Ann Wilson (singing) - Davey's mom
Store logos
- Dylan and Cole Sprouse - KB Toys soldiers
- Tyra Banks - Victoria's Secret gown
- Blake Clark - Radio Shack walkie-talkie
- Peter Dante - Foot Locker guy
- Ellen Albertini Dow - See's Candies box
- Kevin Farley - Panda Express panda
- Lari Friedman - The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf Cup
- Tom Kenny - The Sharper Image chair
- Carl Weathers - GNC bottle
External links
- Official site
- Eight Crazy Nights quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Eight Crazy Nights at Rotten Tomatoes
- Transcript of movie (DOC)
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