How to Steal a Million

Prominent Paris art collector Charles Bonnet forges and sells famous artists' paintings. His disapproving daughter, Nicole, constantly fears that he will be caught. Late one night at their mansion, Nicole encounters a burglar, Simon Dermott, holding her father's forged "Van Gogh". She threatens him with an antique gun that accidentally fires, slightly wounding his arm. Wanting to avoid an investigation that would uncover her father's fake masterpieces, Nicole does not contact the police, and instead takes the charming Simon to his posh hotel, driving him in his expensive sports car.

For an important exhibition there, Charles is loaning to the Kléber-Lafayette Museum his renowned "Cellini" Venus statuette that was actually sculpted by his father. Charles has never sold it because scientific testing would reveal that the "million dollar" artwork is fake, and his entire collection would then be suspected. Charles signs the museum's standard insurance policy, unaware that it also includes his consent to just such a forensic examination. But withdrawing the Venus from the exhibition would also raise suspicions. Nicole, desperate to protect her father, seeks out Simon and asks him to steal the Venus before the examination. Unknown to Nicole, Simon is actually an expert consultant and investigator hired by major art galleries to enhance security and detect forgeries. He was investigating Charles Bonnet's art collection when Nicole first encountered him. He agrees to help Nicole, though he initially believes that it is impossible to steal the Venus in any case.

Meanwhile, American tycoon Davis Leland, an avid art collector, becomes obsessed with owning the Venus. He meets Nicole solely to purchase the statue, but instantly falls in love. At their second meeting, he proposes marriage, but Nicole must rush off to the museum for the "heist", so she accepts his ring.

Nicole and Simon hide in a utility closet until closing time. After observing the guards' routine, Simon repeatedly sets off the security alarm until the "faulty" system is finally disabled. Simon notices Nicole's resemblance to the Venus, and she admits her grandfather sculpted the statuette and her grandmother was the model. Simon steals the Venus, and Nicole, disguised as a cleaning woman, hides it in a bucket. When the Venus is discovered missing, they escape in the ensuing chaos.

Following the robbery, Leland seeks to acquire the Venus by any means. Simon connives to "sell" it to him on condition that it never be displayed to anyone and he never contact the Bonnet family again; Leland should expect to eventually be asked for payment. Simon secretly adds Nicole's engagement ring to the package.

Nicole meets Simon to celebrate their success. Simon says the Cellini Venus was his first heist too, reveals his true identity, and declares his love for Nicole. He then meets Charles and assures him that the statue will be safely out of the country. Charles is so relieved that he is only momentarily disappointed when Simon says the purchase price was zero dollars. (And because the statuette was never authenticated, there is no insurance.) Simon tells Charles one of them must retire, and Charles agrees to give up forgery.

As Nicole and Simon prepare to elope, a collector who earlier had admired Charles's new "Van Gogh" arrives at the Bonnet residence and is warmly welcomed by the wily forger. Nicole says the man is a "cousin". Simon simply admires her new-found flair for lying.

• Audrey Hepburn as Nicole Bonnet
• Peter O'Toole as Simon Dermott
• Hugh Griffith as Charles Bonnet
• Eli Wallach as Davis Leland
• Charles Boyer as DeSolnay
• Fernand Gravey as Grammont
• Marcel Dalio as Paravideo
• Jacques Marin as Head of Security
• Roger Tréville as Auctioneer
• Edward Malin as Insurance Clerk (as Eddie Malin)
• Moustache as Guard

How to Steal a Million was well received upon its original release. The film currently scores 100% on Rotten Tomatoes with an Average Rating of 6.9/10.[3]

• A verbal exchange between Nicole and her father during the film ("Papa!" "Nicole") was borrowed and adapted in a successful series of commercials for the Renault Clio.[5]
• The robbery scenes in the film were later copied for the Hindi film Loafer (1973) and the Tamil film Lingaa (2014).[6][7][8]

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