Down in the Tube Station at Midnight

Originally Paul Weller had wanted to exclude the song from the All Mod Cons long-player release,[2] on the grounds that the arrangement had not sufficiently developed during the recording sessions.[3] He was persuaded to include it by the record's producer Vic Coppersmith-Heaven.[3]

The song tells the story of an unnamed narrator travelling on his own who enters a London Underground tube station at midnight to get the last train home, where he is attacked by a gang of men who 'smell like pubs, and Wormwood Scrubs, and too many right-wing meetings' as he buys a ticket from an automated machine.[4] The song starts with the atmospheric sounds of a London Underground station, then a tense, syncopated beat carried by the bass guitar. The lyrics are sentimental, contrasting the warmth of home and domestic life with the dangers of 1970s London's urban decay and casual late-night violence. Tension is heightened by a heartbeat audio effect in the left stereo channel at points during the song.

The front cover photograph was taken at Bond Street tube station, on the westbound Central line. On the back cover was a portrait photograph of Keith Moon who had died a month prior to the single's release.[5]

• Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine released a version of it as the B-side of their single release "Do Re Me So Far So Good" (1992).
• The Bad Shepherds covered the song in their album Yan, Tyan, Tethra, Methra! (2009).

• Lyrics of this song at MetroLyrics