Cartmanland

Cartman's grandmother dies and leaves $1 million to him in her will. Rather than invest the money or donate it to Goodwill, Cartman instead uses the money to purchase North Park Funland, an amusement park owned by Frank Fun. As Frank signs the park over to Cartman, he admits that it has been a financial failure. Cartman is not worried, though, as he plans to open the park exclusively for his own use so he can avoid standing in long lines. The deal is finalized, and he changes the name of the park to Cartmanland.

Meanwhile, Kyle begins to question his faith in God upon learning of Cartman's good fortune. To make matters worse, Kyle develops an inflamed hemorrhoid due to the stress of knowing Cartman's glee. He and Stan attempt to sneak into Cartmanland, defying Cartman's expulsion of any guests. Kyle's hemorrhoid bursts as he and Stan try to climb over the perimeter fence, and Cartman angrily sends them away. The hemorrhoid becomes infected, causing Kyle to fully lose his faith as his health begins to deteriorate. His parents attempt to cheer him up by telling him the Biblical story of Job, but Kyle is instead horrified that God would allow a man to suffer so badly just to settle a dispute with Satan.

Cartman tries to hire a security guard for the park, but the man he chooses insists on receiving a salary instead of being paid in free rides. Having now spent his entire inheritance, Cartman has no choice but to let a few people into the park each day in order to pay the guard. Expenses for ride maintenance, refreshments, utilities, and added security begin to mount, forcing Cartman to sell more and more tickets to cover them. Business experts misinterpret Cartman's attempts to keep the park to himself as a brilliant marketing ploy; Kyle, now hospitalized, falls deeper into despair upon hearing these reports and flatlines.

Infuriated by the long lines of attendees that now fill the park, Cartman demands that Frank buy it back from him. As soon as Frank does so, Cartman receives a bill from the IRS for $500,000 in taxes and penalties, stemming from his failure to pay taxes on the park's revenue. He loses another $500,000 to Kenny's parents in a lawsuit over Kenny's death on a roller coaster, and is ordered by the court to pay the family's legal fees of $13,000. Now deep in debt, Cartman pleads in vain for Frank to return the park to him but he refuses. Stan persuades Kyle's doctor to bring him to the park, just in time to see Cartman be sprayed with Mace by the security guard he hired. Cartman's misery brings Kyle back from the verge of death, his hemorrhoid subsides, and he regains his faith while watching Cartman have an emotional breakdown.

In the DVD commentary to the episode, Parker and Stone highlight it as another example (after "Scott Tenorman Must Die") of the show's change in style towards simpler ideas which consist only of an A-Plot, with no subplot, and "not try[ing] to do too many things at once." Parker mentions that they almost did not make the episode as they did not believe that there was enough story and that it was too "basic and easy." Parker also said they were concerned that the idea of Cartman inheriting a million dollars and buying a theme park was cliché. However, as they were in the middle of the run and had no other stories ready for production, they decided to proceed with the idea. Parker said he realised while they were making the episode that "as long as you have the basic easy cliché thing as the overall thing, then you can get into the scenes and have a lot of fun with scenes and get original in there."[1]

Both this episode and "Scott Tenorman Must Die" appear on The Cult of Cartman DVD.[2]

The security guard whom Cartman hires, and who uses pepper spray, was previously the lead mall cop in the season four episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger." He is also featured in the 2014 South Park video game The Stick of Truth as the first boss the player must face, guarding Token Black's mansion and using his pepper spray on the player character unless they wear a gas mask.

"Cartmanland," along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park: the Complete Fifth Season, was released on a three-disc DVD set in the United States on February 22, 2005. The sets include brief audio commentaries by Parker and Stone for each episode.[3]

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