The Chaos
"The Chaos" is a poem demonstrating the irregularity of English spelling and pronunciation. Written by Dutch writer, traveller, and teacher Gerard Nolst Trenité (1870–1946), it includes about 800 examples of irregular spelling. The first version of 146 lines of text appeared in an appendix to the author's 1920 textbook Drop Your Foreign Accent: engelsche uitspraakoefeningen, but "the most complete and authoritative version ever likely to emerge", published by the Spelling Society in 1993–94, has 274 lines.[1]
To demonstrate the flavour of the poem, the opening lines are:
Dearest creature in Creation,
Studying English pronunciation,
and the closing lines are:
Hiccough has the sound of "cup"......
My advice is—give it up!
These lines are set out as in the author's version, with alternate couplets indented and the problematic words italicised.[1]
Partial text
Dearest creature in Creation,
Studying English pronunciation,It will keep you, Susy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy;Pray, console your loving poet,
Make my coat look new, dear, sew it?Sword and sward, retain and Britain,
(Mind the latter, how it's written!)Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as vague and ague,Previous, precious; fuchsia, via;
Pipe, snipe, recipe and choir,
References
- 1 2 Upward, Chris (2004). "The Classic Concordance of Cacographic Chaos". The Spelling Society. Archived from the original on April 15, 2005. Retrieved 2005-04-15.
External links
The full text of The Chaos at Wikisource- The Classic Concordance of Cacographic Chaos, Introduced by Chris Upward Text of 274-line version of the poem, with introduction, at The Spelling Society website
- Chaos Challenge project. Interactive application with IPA transcription popping up along with professional narration
- Text with IPA transcription of first 15 verses in British and American English, by David Madore
- Audio-visual of shortened version of "The Chaos": Reading in Canadian accent, with scrolling transcript
- The Chaos page at LibriVox - links to several readings