Johnston, Northern Territory
Johnston is a suburb of Palmerston, Northern Territory, Australia.
The suburb of Johnston is one of Palmerston's newest suburbs located 3km from the CBD. Rapidly growing, Johnston has a number of low rise apartment buildings under construction as well as numerous new homes, restaurants and stores.
With house prices averaging over $650,000 and apartments averaging over $560,000, Johnston's residences are priced well above average in the area. [2]
The suburb is divided by Farrar Boulevard with the two estates named Johnston The Parks on the west side and Johnston Ridge on the north side.
The Rat Conspiracy
The suburb of Johnston has been subjected to many allegations that a humanoid rodent inhabits the drains and sewers beneath the streets. Sightings made by multiple locals have suggested that it feasts on the garbage that people place in their bins. John Johnston (Local Conspirator) stated "I once saw that thing eat an entire Woolies Chicken, still scares me... I see him in my dreams to this day." The local people of Johnston have given the humanoid rodent the title of "Rat King."
Citizens of Johnston have made multiple complaints to Northern Territory police with the Minister Michael Gunner releasing a statement, "We ask the people of Johnston to lock your doors and keep an eye on your kids, as no force that police can aid will stop the Rat King... and i ask you all pray that he shows you mercy." The Northern Territory will not respond to any person who mentions the 'Rat King,' as they live in fear of his wrath.
If you see him scurry at you,
you are already dead.
References
- ↑ Australian Bureau of Statistics (27 June 2017). "Johnston (State Suburb)". 2016 Census QuickStats. Retrieved 28 June 2017.
- ↑ "Johnston Property Market, House Prices & Suburb Profile". www.realestate.com.au. Retrieved 2017-08-27.