Jackie Vernon (comedian)

Jackie Vernon
Birth name Ralph Verrone
Born (1924-03-29)March 29, 1924
Manhattan, New York City, U.S.
Died November 10, 1987(1987-11-10) (aged 63)
Hollywood, California, U.S.
Medium Stand-up, film, television
Years active 1950–1987
Genres Sketch comedy, observational comedy, slapstick
Spouse Hazel Sawyer
Children 3

Jackie Vernon (born Ralph Verrone; March 29, 1924 – November 10, 1987) was an American stand-up comedian and actor who is best known for his role as the voice of Frosty the Snowman in the Rankin/Bass Productions Christmas special Frosty the Snowman and its sequel Frosty's Winter Wonderland.

Biography

Vernon was known for his gentle, low-key delivery and self-deprecating humor. He has been hailed as "The King of Deadpan." His signature opening line was, "To look at me now, it's hard to believe I was once considered a dull guy."

Early on in the 1950s, according to Dick Brooks, Vernon bounced around the country working whatever jobs he could find, mostly in strip joints. Even then he had a unique style, often cracking up members of the band with his inside humor. He decided to give New York a try, and hung around Hanson's Drug Store, a place where small-time comedians and acts in the theater section of New York would meet after making the rounds of agents who had their offices in the area. He was picked up by manager of comedians Willie Weber. In 1963, Steve Allen invited Jackie to appear on his late-night television show, Celebrity Talent Scouts, and his career went into overdrive.[1]

In the 1960s, Jackie occasionally worked as the opening act for both Dean Martin and Judy Garland and was a regular fixture on The Merv Griffin Show, where he informed the host that his original stage name had been "Nosmo King," which he had seen on a sign (i.e. "no smoking"). He would take up a topic like prisons in a monologue and begin with, "Hello, prison fans."

Vernon was also known to perform unique and darker sketches, such as his ultimately tragic attempt to turn a watermelon into a housepet. Plagued by strange occurrences and misfortune, Jackie would tell of traveling all the way to see the Grand Canyon, only to find it was closed. Then there was the time he went to see a fistfight, and it broke out into a hockey game.

One of his early bits was the "Vacation Slide Show." There were no slides visible; they were presumably offscreen as he described them, using a hand-clicker to advance to each "slide":

(click) Here I am, tossing coins at the toll booth.
(click) Here I am, under the car, looking for the coins.
(click) Here I am, picking up a hitchhiker.
(click) Here I am, hitchhiking.
(click) Here's the hitchhiker picking me up with my own car. Luckily, she didn't recognize me.

A typical joke of Vernon's: "We lived in a small town built on a one-way street. If you miss it you have to drive all the way around the world to get back"

Vernon was once a trumpet player and often carried a cornet with him as a prop during his stand-up routines. As with Henny Youngman and his violin, it was seldom actually played. When he guested on a summer variety program hosted by Al Hirt in 1965, he came on with his cornet and said, "I play like I'm Hirt." He was a popular figure on The Ed Sullivan Show and other variety shows, where he often ended his act by blowing a cornet and saying, "I think I hurt myself!"

He often appeared on the "Celebrity Roasts" that were a staple of 1970s television, as well as being a fixture on the dais at the original live Friars Club Roasts before and after the televised versions. Vernon's signature "deadpan" expression and delivery often had the roast audiences laughing hysterically, long before the punch line of the jokes. Vernon's X-rated story-style jokes about people engaging in extreme sexual depravity became legend, often with the added tag line, "and I thought to myself... what a neat guy!"

Vernon also memorably starred in Wayne Berwick's 1983 cult film Microwave Massacre, in which he plays a lascivious builder who kills his wife for bossing him around and making him too many microwaved "gourmet" meals.[2]

Charlie Chaplin

Vernon said that for the first few years after starting standup, he would write letters to his hero Charlie Chaplin, although he never got a reply or any acknowledgement of his letter-writing. After Vernon became famous and was making TV appearances, he eventually stopped writing Chaplin. During an appearance in Las Vegas, management told him that Charlie Chaplin would be in the audience that night; Jackie asked if he could meet Chaplin. He was told that Chaplin was eating dinner right then in the restaurant. Vernon walked up to Chaplin's table, and as he started to introduce himself, Chaplin interrupted him, saying, "Of course, Jackie Vernon. Tell me: why did you stop writing?"[3]

Frosty the Snowman

Despite his reputation as a raunchy comedian, Vernon also supplied the voice of the title character of the popular Rankin-Bass television special Frosty the Snowman (1969), which has been broadcast annually on CBS since its debut. He later voiced Frosty in two more Rankin-Bass specials; Frosty's Winter Wonderland (1976) and Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1979).

Death

Vernon died at home in Hollywood, California on November 10, 1987 from a heart attack at age 63. He was survived by his wife, Hazel, and three children.[4][5]

Filmography

Discography

  • A Wet Bird Never Flies at Night (Jubilee JGM 2052, 1964)
  • A Man and his Watermelon (United Artists UAL 3577, 1967)
  • The Day My Rocking Horse Died (United Artists UAS 6679, 1969)
  • Sex Is Not Hazardous to Your Health (Beverly Hills BH 1133, 1972)

References

  1. ↑ Yarrow, Andrew L. (November 11, 1987). "Jackie Vernon, 62; Comic in Television, Film and Nightclubs". The New York Times.
  2. ↑ Hewitt, Chris (December 22, 2016). "Cult hit reawakens interest in South St. Paul moviemaker". St. Paul Pioneer Press.
  3. ↑ Cerf, Bennett (April 17, 1967). "Try and Stop Me". The Dispatch.
  4. ↑ Folkart, Burt A. (November 11, 1987). "Vernon, Stage and TV Comedian, Dies at 63". Los Angeles Times.
  5. ↑ "Hazel Vernon Obituary". Los Angeles Times. April 13, 2006.
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