with one's dick in one's hand

with one's dick in one's hand

1. (idiomatic, vulgar, informal) In a state of being unprepared, powerless, or idle.
   • 2011, John Schlarbaum, When Angels Fail to Fly, →ISBN, unnumbered page:

     “If Jarvis or your stripper friend gets wasted or snorts some cocaine, any confessions are going to be thrown out and we'll be standing around with our dicks in our hands.”

   • 2014, Malcolm Kohll, Good Hope, Thames River Press (2014), →ISBN, page 406:

     'Second, if you guys had done your work we wouldn't be here now with our dicks in our hands waiting for the Goddamn world to end!'

   • 2014, Marcus Richardson, Apache Dawn, page 129:

     “We need to take action now! Now is not the time to be standing around with our dicks in our hands— ”

   • 1972, The Godfather, ‘’Sonny:’’ Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?
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• with one's pants down