queef

A variant of Scottish and northern English quiff (“a puff of wind”), of onomatopoeic origin.

• IPA^(key): /kwiːf/
• Rhymes: -iːf

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queef (plural queefs)

1. (vulgar, slang) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible.
   • 2004, Michael Ryan, The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever, iUniverse, published 2004, page 47:

     Finally, I have only heard about it, but what about the queef? This is the vagina-fart. Is it truly possible?

   • 2005, The Bloodhound Gang (music), “Pennsylvania”:

     We are the queef after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.

   • 2010 October 16, Casselman, Bill, Where a Dobdob Meets a Dikdik: A Word Lover's Guide to the Weirdest, Wackiest, and Wonkiest Lexical Gems, Original edition, Avon: Adams Media, →ISBN, OL 24539105M, page 192:

     A queef is not, of course, flatulence, so technically it is not a fart either. It is air, not waste gases produced by digestion, so often there is no attendant odor.

   • For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:queef.
2. (vulgar, slang) A contemptible person.
   • 2000 January 12, “World Wide Recorder Concert”, in South Park, season 3, episode 17:

     Tough Guy: Oh yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me, huh?

   • 2000 September 12, D. G. Porter, “Re: OT: Bush Fucks Up with Mike On”, in alt.tv.southpark, Usenet, message-ID <39BE65CF.567C@pacbell.net>:

     When you dumb-fucks repeat some right-wing loon's lie it only makes you look like a queef.

   • For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:queef.

• (expulsion of air) cunt fart, fanny fart, pussy fart
• (contemptible person) cunt

queef (third-person singular simple present queefs, present participle queefing, simple past and past participle queefed)

1. (vulgar, intransitive, slang) To produce an emission of air from the vagina.
2. (vulgar, transitive, slang) To make the noise of (a thing) by means of queefs.
   • 2002, Dennis Hensley, Screening Party, Alyson Publishing, published 2002, page 74:

     back to the movie where we find Kim, back at the gallery, so catatonic and sex-obsessed she'd sell Michaelangelo's David for $5 and queef the theme from Close Encounters for no extra charge.

• IPA^(key): /kwif/

queef (plural queefs)

1. trick, ploy