horizontal jogging

• (Received Pronunciation) IPA^(key): /ˌhɒ.ɹɪˈzɒn.təl ˈdʒɒɡ.ɪŋ/
• (US) IPA^(key): /ˌhɔː.ɹəˈzɑːn.təl ˈdʒɑ.ɡɪŋ/

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horizontal jogging (uncountable)

1. (idiomatic, euphemistic) Sexual intercourse.
   • 1981, Punch, volume 281, page 506:

     Sex in those days was regarded not so much as a playful sport, horizontal jogging it might be, as an unspeakable obsession needing pseudo-new assistance, the sin that dare not speak its name except in obscure, allusive, Latinate verbiage.

   • 1984 December 17, Nigel Hawthorne as Sir Humphrey Appleby, “Party Games”, in Yes, Minister, season 3, episode 8, written by Antony Jay & Jonathan Lynn:

     I think they refer to it as horizontal jogging.

   • 1994, Rohan, Michael Scott, The Gates of Noon,, Avon Books, page 32:

     His sports were team games like football and basketball, not to mention horizontal jogging.

• See Thesaurus:copulation

• horizontal dancing
• horizontal tango
• horizontal mambo
• horizontal refreshments