Bandini

From the name of the Los Angeles-based Bandini Fertilizer Co., which sells manure, i.e. cow excrement ("bullshit").

Bandini (uncountable)

1. (slang) Nonsense, bullshit.
   • 1995 December 13, Request Address Only - No Articles, “Homebrew Digest #1908 (December 13, 1995)”, in rec.crafts.brewing, Usenet‎:

     A month or so ago, (sorry, I don't know which HBD) someone commented that a Professional Brewmaster from Belgium told him that wort should only be transferred by gentle means i.e.. gravity or special "low turbulence pumps" lest the final beer suffer from such abuse. As a proud owner/user of a March MDX powered brew setup, I sure would like to find out if this is a bunch of Bandini.

   • 2002 April 8, Dianna Wagner, “Re: Scientology tax exemption revoked”, in alt.religion.scientology, Usenet‎:

     But the notion that Scientology is anything other than a huge load of Bandini, whether practiced in or out of the "church," is where you and I part company.

   • 2012 July 9, Checkmate, “Re: And this is what is called a SPANK”, in alt.free.newsservers, Usenet‎:

     Hey, he took a lot of time to paint that picture for us. I think we should at least pretend it doesn't smell like a load of Bandini.

   • For more examples of usage of this term, see Citations:Bandini.

• See also Thesaurus:nonsense.

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