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Tom and Jerry is a series of the cat and mouse duo from 1940 to 1967.

Tom and Jerry

Jerry: Hey! Tom do want to come back into the house!
Tom: Yeah.
Jerry: Okay, [whispers again]ha ha ha
Tom: what are you whispering about?
Jerry: oh nothing .. [whispers again]ha ha
Tom: Oh...ok
Jerry: If I get you back into the house promise me you will stop catching me..
Tom: ok deal
Jerry: Hey, and promise you will give me cheese!!
Tom: Sure.
Jerry: Okay, then.
Jerry: (after making sure that tom does what I say)
Tom: (whispering I'm still going to catch you jerry)
Tom: [speaking like French actor Charles Boyer] Ah, I love you!

Jerry(whispering I love me to (After that they decided to go back to there old selves again) Tom:do you still want your stinky cheese? Jerry:no thanks tom,I prefer it here where I am safe.mother told me never to trust a cat

Nibbles

  • C'est la guerre.

Little Quacker

  • Ah! My mommy! My nice mommy. [Jerry gets his attention to the mother duck] THAT'S NOT MY MOMMY! [smashes the book and runs away, then Jerry comes out with a flat body]

Mammy-Two-Shoes

  • [first lines] Jasper? Jasper! That no good cat! Just a minute, you good-for-nothing cheap fur coat! Now would you just look, just look at that mess you've made! Now, understand this, Jasper, if you break one more thing, you're going out - O-U-T, out! That's clear, ain't it? One more breaking, and you're going out. Now get out of my sight before I get mad!
  • Jasper? Jasper! That no good cat! Just a minute, you good-for-nothing cheap fur coat! Now would you just look, just look at that mess you made! Now, understand this, Jasper, if you break one more thing, you are going out - O-U-T, out! That's clear, isn't it? One more breaking, and you're going out. Now get out of my sight before I get mad!
  • Any more breakin' and that cat's goin' outta here!
  • One more breaking, and that cat is going out of here.
  • Jasper? Jasper! Man, you is practically out now!
  • Jasper? Jasper! Man, you are practically out now!
  • Tommy! Thomas! Hmm... if that cat's in that kitchen...
  • Tommy! Thomas! Hmm... if that cat's been in that kitchen...
  • Cat, if you've been in that icebox, you better STAAAART PRAYIN'! Aaaaaowaao! Thomas! Thomas! Get in here big boy and get this mouse!
  • Thomas, if you've been in that icebox, you'd better START PRAYING! Aaaaaahhhhhh! Thomas! THOMAS! Get in here Thomas and GET THIS MOUSE!
  • [surprised] Mans... this here's no place for a lady!
  • [angry]' Goodness, this is no place for a lady!
  • Thomas? Man that Mouse sure did get demobilized! Thomas, Get in here my old man and get yourself a nice big bowl of delicious cream! THOMAS! WHY YOU TWO TIMIN DOUBLE CROSSING NO GOOD CHEAT! GET OUT! YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING MOTH EATING MOUSETRAP! GET OUTSIDE!
  • Tommy! Thomas! Man that Mouse sure did get demobilized! Thomas, get in here my old man and get yourself a nice big bowl of delicious cream! THOMAS! WHY YOU TWO TIMIN DOUBLE CROSSING NO GOOD CHEAT CAT! GET OUT! GET! GO YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING MOTH EATING MOUSETRAP! GET OUT! NOW!
  • my goodness what’s going on in here, WHY YOU OVERSTUFFED PEKINGESE HOUND YOU! WHATCHA DOING IN HERE WRECKING UP THE HOUSE! GET OUTTA HERE YOU YOU PUG NOSE OLD MESSING GOOD FOR NOTHING YOU NO DARN WELL YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE! EVER!
  • Thomas, if you is a mouse catcher, I'm Lana Turner, which I ain't.
  • Thomas, if you are a mouse catcher, I'm Lana Turner, which I'm not.
  • The trouble with you is you is gettin' too old to catch mice. So I has decided to bring in a new and younger cat. Step up here and meet a real mouse catcher. Oh, Lightning!
  • The trouble with you is you are getting too old to catch mice. So I have decided to bring in a new and younger cat. Step up here and meet a real mouse catcher. Oh, Lightning!
  • Boy, you is a gentleman and a mouse catcher.
  • Boy, you are a gentleman and a mouse catcher.
  • That's right, Lightning, take good care of poor old Uncle Tom. Well, goodnight, Lightning, see you in the morning. Hehehe. Love that cat.
  • That's right, Lightning, take good care of poor old uncle Tom. Well, goodnight, Lightning, I'll see you in the morning. Hehehe. I love that cat.
  • Thomas? Is that you in the icebox? Thomas, has you been in that icebox? You have?! Then out you go!
  • Thomas? Is that you in the icebox? Thomas, have you've been in that icebox? You have? Then out you go!
  • Were you sleeping? You shouldn't be.
  • Were you sleeping? You'd better not be.
  • Thomas! Oh, Thomas! Come in here and see what we got. Ain't they cute, Tom? And you get to take care of them. Now, you be good to them, and I'll run down to the store for some nice, fresh cream.
  • Thomas? Oh, Thomas? Come in here and see what we got. Aren't they cute, Tom? And you get to take care of them. Now, you be good to them, and I'll run down to the store for some nice, fresh cream.
  • Thomas! What's the idea picking on them poor little kittens?! If you don't take good care of them little angels while I'm gone, I'll pulverize you to pieces! You hear me?!
  • Thomas! What's the idea picking on the poor little kittens?! If you don't take good care of the little angels while I'm gone, I'll pulverize you to pieces! Do you hear me?!
  • *SCREAMS* Thomas!!! You no good cat!!! Attacking from the rear ay!!! Well take this, and that and get out of here!!!

Spike

  • [to Tyke] That's my boy.
  • [to Tom] Hey, you! What are you doing with my bone? [Tom points at himself] Yeah, you! Listen, pussycat! If I catch you takin' my bone again, [wallops Tom on the head] there's gonna be trouble! Understand?
  • [to Jerry] Babytalk! Ain't he cute? Just whistle.
  • [to Jerry] How am I doing pal?
  • [giving Tom Instructions] Listen, pussy cat, my boy's learning to chase cats and I don't want him to have any trouble, understand? When he starts barking, you start climbing. Is that clear? [Jerry Nods] Okay, then, let's go.
  • [to Tom] Wait a minute, pussycat, ever since I was a pup, I've wanted a little place of my own, and I still want it. But if one more thing happens to my little dream house, there's going to be murder! [throws Tom]
  • [to Tyke] Son, now you know why dogs hate cats.
  • [to Tyke] I don't know what's the matter with that cat, son, but he better keep away from our lunch, right? [Tyke barks]
  • [to Tom] I learned this one on television! [Spins and slams Tom]
  • [to Tom] Hey! What's the idea waking up my boy? [Tyke hiccups] Look at that! You gave him the hiccups, too! Every time his sleep get disturbed, he gets the hiccups. [pats Tyke gently] There, there, son. [to Tom] If you wake my boy again, there's gonna be trouble!
  • [to Tom] Hey, you! That's my boy you got in your hand! Listen pussycat. If I catch you bothering my boy again, I'll tear you apart! Now, beat it!
  • [to Tom] WHERE’S MY BOY!? IF HE’S UNDER THAT BARREL, I’LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!
  • [to Tom] COME ON!, LIFT IT UP!

Dialogue

Spike: Cats can love dogs, can't they?
[Tom nods yes]
Spike: And mice can get along with cats, can't they?
[Jerry shakes his head no, but then nods yes]
Mammy Two Shoes: And this, Mr. Thomas, is your last and final chance. If you don't keep that mouse out of the icebox, you're going out, understand? Remember, you are on guard.
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