Thomas & Friends Season 20

Henry Gets the Express

Rheneas: Hello, there, Gordon. Is your day going well?

Gordon: [scoffs] As well as any day hauling coal and stone can be.

[his trucks laugh]

Gordon: And I'll have none of your nonsense, thank you very much!

Truck: We'll give him nonsense.

[as Gordon pulls out, the trucks let their brakes slip on]

Trucks: Not so useful! Not so strong!

Gordon: Oh, do be quiet!

Truck: We'll give you quiet!

[the trucks let their brakes slip back off, causing Gordon to slam into the buffers; Gordon is furious]

Gordon: Uncouple me at once! I'm going back to my SHED!!

Rheneas: I only asked how his day was going.

Buckled Tracks and Bumpy Trucks (UK) / Buckled Tracks and Bumpy Cars (US)

Tit for Tat

Narrator: By the time Rex and Mike came back, Bert was looking as shiny and clean as he had been in the morning.

Mike: Oh, we heard you had a little argument with some very rude visitors, Bert.

Rex: We heard you were covered in mud.

Bert: I was, but they cleaned me up again. They're actually very nice. They're even gonna write about me in a book and show me off in moving pictures, on the television too.

Mike: [laughs] Don't be silly, that's never gonna happen.

Rex: [laughs] He must be having you on. [chuckles]

Narrator: But it did happen, didn't it?

[Bert winks]

Mike's Whistle

Mike: If engines can't whistle properly, they shouldn't try.

Bert: Then why do you?

Mike: I was talking about Duck! Unlike him, I've an excellent whistle.

Rex: [luaghs] If I had a whistle like yours, Mike…

Mike: Yes…?

Rex: ...I'd lose it.

Mike: What?! Whistles are important, Rex! Engines without whistles aren't proper engines at all.

Useful Railway

Willie: Oh, crumbs! That's torn it! [hears and sees Rex; gasps] It's Rex. (I must warn him.)

Rex: [happily to himself] I said it was easy, I said it was easy!

Willie: Rex, watch out! Slow down!

Rex: (Huh?) [gasps] Stop, stop!

External links

• Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends quotes at the Internet Movie Database