The Muppet Christmas Carol is a 1992 musical comedy film adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Michael Caine as Ebenezer Scrooge, directed by Brian Henson, produced by Jim Henson Productions, and released by Walt Disney Pictures. It is the fourth of a series of live action musical feature films starring The Muppets, and the first produced after the sudden death of Muppets creator Jim Henson and fellow puppeteer Richard Hunt. Although it is a comedic remake with contemporary songs, it otherwise follows Dickens' original story closely.
The film was dedicated to the memory of Jim Henson and Richard Hunt, two original Muppet performers, who died before the film's release.
Dialogue
- Gonzo: Hello! Welcome to the Muppet Christmas Carol! I am here to tell the story.
- Rizzo the Rat: And I am here for the food.
- Rizzo the Rat: Why are you whispering?
- Gonzo: It's for dramatic emphasis.
- Gonzo: [narrating as "Mr. Dickens"] Night was falling, and the lamplighters were plying their trade. [accidentally lights Rizzo's tail]
- Rizzo the Rat: Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, light the lamp, not the rat, LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT ME OUT, PUT ME OUT, PUT ME OUT, PUT ME OUT!
- Gonzo: Oh! My apologies! Um... [suddenly spotting a barrel of water below the lamp post] Rizzo!
- Rizzo the Rat: WHAT?!
- ["Mr. Dickens" pushes Rizzo so he falls into the water barrel]
- Rizzo the Rat: [shivering] Th-Th-Thank you!
- Gonzo: You're welcome.
- Scrooge: One might say that December is the foreclosure season. Harvest time for the money lenders.
- Bob Cratchet: If you please, Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder. And the bookkeeping staff would like to have an extra shovel-full of coal for the fire.
- Bookkeeper 1: We can't do the bookkeeping.
- Bookkeeper 1: All of our pens have turned to inkcicles!
- Bookkeeper 3: Our assets are frozen!
- Scrooge: And how would the bookkeepers like to be suddenly... [screams bloody murder] UNEMPLOYED?!?!
- Bookkeepers: [in tropical outfits] HEAT WAVE! [singing] This is my island in the sun...
- Bob Cratchet: Excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, but it appears to be closing time.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: Very well. I'll see you at 8 tomorrow morning.
- Bob Cratchet: Um, tomorrow's Christmas.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: 8:30, then.
- Bob Cratchet: If you please, sir, half an hour off hardly seems customary for Christmas Day.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: And how much time is customary, Mr. Cratchet?
- Bob Cratchet: Well, the, uh, whole day.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: The entire day?
- Bob Cratchet: If you please, Mr. Scrooge, why open the business tomorrow? Other business will be closed; you'll have no one to do business with. It'll waste a lot of expensive coal for the fire.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: It's a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th. But as I seem to be the only one around who knows that... take the day off.
- Ghost of Christmas Past: Let us see another Christmas in this place.
- Ebenezer Scrooge: They were all very much the same. Nothing ever changed.
- Ghost of Christmas Past: You changed.
- Fozziwig: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech.
- Jacob Marley: And it's a tradition for us to take a little nap!
- Fozziwig: At this time in the proceedings, it is a tradition for me to make a little speech.
- Jacob Marley: And it's a tradition for us to take a little nap!
- Fozziwig: Oh, pay no attention to them. My speech! Here's my Christmas speech. Ahem. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."
- Jacob Marley: That was the speech?
- Robert Marley: It was dumb!
- Jacob Marley: It was obvious!
- Robert Marley: It was pointless!
- Jacob Marley: It was... short!
- [turns to Robert]
- Jacob and Robert Marley: I loved it!
Cast
- Michael Caine - Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge
- Jessica Fox voices the Ghost of Christmas Past
- Steven Mackintosh - Fred
- Meredith Braun - Belle
- Robin Weaver - Clara
- David Shaw Parker voices Old Joe
Performers
- Dave Goelz as:
- The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens
- Waldorf as Robert Marley
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydew as Himself
- Benita Crachit as Himself
- Zoot as Himself
- Steve Whitmire as:
- Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit
- Rizzo the Rat as Himself
- Beaker as Himself
- Bean Bunny as Himself
- Belinda Cratchit
- Lips as Himself
- Dressed Dog (look like Sprocket the Dog) as Himself
- Jerry Nelson as:
- Robin the Frog as Tiny Tim Cratchit
- Statler as Jacob Marley
- Ma Bear as Herself
- Floyd Pepper as Himself
- Lew Zealand as Himself
- Voice of Ghost of Christmas Present
- Mr. Applegate
- Frank Oz as:
- Miss Piggy as Emily Cratchit
- Fozzie Bear as Fozziwig
- Sam the Eagle as the Schoolmaster
- Animal as Himself
- David Rudman as:
- Peter Cratchit
- The Swedish Chef as Himself
External links
Encyclopedic article on The Muppet Christmas Carol at Wikipedia
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