The following is a list of quotes from the second season of Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

Holocron Heist [2.01]

Title Card: A lesson learned is a lesson earned.

Ahsoka Tano: [Anakin lands the ship in front of Ahsoka, who is fighting an army of droids] What are you doing!?

Anakin Skywalker: [Runs out into the field and looks up at Ahsoka] Get in the ship! Now!

Ahsoka Tano: Can't you see they're retreating?!

Anakin Skywalker: They're about to overrun you, Ahsoka. You just can't see it. Now follow orders and get in the ship!

Ahsoka Tano: I'm sorry I let you down.

Anakin Skywalker: I know. I was a Padawan not that long ago.

Mace Windu: Padawan Ahsoka, do you feel Master Kenobi's description of the incident is accurate?

Ahsoka Tano: Yes, my masters.

Yoda: More to add, do you?

Ahsoka Tano: I know I was wrong. I just got so caught up in my own success, I didn't look at the battle as a whole. I wasn't being disobedient. I just. . . forgot.

Anakin Skywalker: Masters, this incident is my responsibility. Because of Ahsoka's advanced abilities, I forgot how young she is. I gave her more freedom than I should have.

Mace Windu: That may be, but it doesn't excuse what happened on Felucia. I think she needs some time away from the battlefield.

Yoda: On archive security, reflect on your actions, you can, Padawan.

Ahsoka Tano: Guard duty? For how long?

Mace Windu: Longer now.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You are putting your troops' lives in danger, young one. You will get on the gunship when we arrive.

Anakin Skywalker: Where's Ahsoka?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Following your teachings.

Anakin Skywalker: Is she winning?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: For now.

Darth Sidious: Excuse the interruption. As I was saying, Bounty Hunter, I'm in need of your services.

Cad Bane: I'm listening.

Darth Sidious: I need a Jedi Holocron.

Cad Bane: To get a Holocron, I'd have to break into the Jedi temple. It's impossible, not to mention deadly.

Darth Sidious: Perhaps your reputation has been gravely exaggerated.

Cad Bane: I want a Rogue class starfighter with hyperdrive capabilities, weapons modifications, the works, oh, and triple my usual fee.

Darth Sidious: Your price is of no concern. I will also provide you with the means to get into the temple.

Cargo of Doom [2.02]

Title Card: Overconfidence is the most dangerous form of carelessness.

Ahsoka Tano: Enjoy this while you can, sleemo, This burning boat is about to finish us both off.

Cad Bane: Hmm, we have time. The bond between a Jedi Master and his apprentice is strong.

Ahsoka Tano: Which means my master will be coming for me any minute.

Cad Bane: [Places Ahsoka's padawan braid in his belt] Let's see if we can get him here any faster. [He hits a couple of buttons on his wrist band, which zaps Ahsoka, causing her to scream in pain]

Anakin Skywalker: I'm sure of it. Admiral, intercept them before they can jump to hyperspace. I'll ready the troops for boarding.

Admiral Yularen: Boarding? We have no boarding craft. We were prepared to land on the planet, not to board another ship. You can't be serious.

Anakin Skywalker: I am, Admiral. Thank you for your opinion.

Anakin Skywalker: We're going to board a Separatist frigate, rescue Master Ropal and recover an archive holocron.

Captain Rex: We have no assault craft, Sir, only a couple of fighters and the Twilight. [Anakin gives Rex a stern look and Rex straightens his posture] Waiting for orders, sir.

Ahsoka Tano: And the plan is...? [Anakin gives Ahsoka a stern look] Just curious.

Admiral Yularen: There's a power surge heading toward the bridge. If you're there, get out immediately. You must abandon your mission.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't have the holocron memory, and I seem to have misplaced my Padawan.

Admiral Yularen: Of all the Jedi, why did I have to end up with Skywalker?

Battle Droid 1: [As Anakin is walking menacingly towards them] You said we were safe back here.

Battle Droid 2: [Anakin activates his lightsaber] Come on. There's three of us and only one of him.

Battle Droid 3: [Anakin holds up his lightsaber to a fighting stance] It won't matter.

Battle Droid 1: [Contacts Cad Bane via a comm panel next to a door control panel] Sir, a-a Jedi is coming. He looks very unhappy! [Anakin's lightsaber can be heard cutting the droids down] No! Aaaahh!!!

Anakin Skywalker: What do you want?

Cad Bane: This holocron carries information I've been paid to collect. I can't unlock it, but you can. The last Jedi who had it wouldn't open it. I hope you don't make the same mistake... [Anakin exchanges a worried glance with Ahsoka who looks back at him with pleading eyes] ...We don't have much time. Hurry it up, Jedi, or she dies. [Anakin closes his eyes and thinks]

Ahsoka Tano: No, Master, don't do it!

Anakin Skywalker: I can't let you die, Ahsoka.

Ahsoka Tano: Master, no!

Anakin Skywalker: [Drops his lightsaber to the ground] We'll deal with the holocron later.

Cad Bane: How touching.

Ahsoka Tano: Master, wait. [Anakin keeps running] Stop! [Anakin still keeps running] This is the way to the hangar. We must get off this ship now.

Anakin Skywalker: [Stops and turns to Ahsoka] I can't let Bane get away.

Ahsoka Tano: Patience! Master. Patience.

Anakin Skywalker: You're right.

Ahsoka Tano: Master, I'm sorry I let that mercenary get the upper hand.

Anakin Skywalker: It wasn't your fault, Ahsoka. It was mine, start to finish.

Admiral Yularen: So... did you manage to recover the holocron or capture the bounty hunter?

Anakin Skywalker: Um, no and no.

Admiral Yularen: I see. So, the mission was your usual version of success, then?

Anakin Skywalker: If by success, you mean I won, then yes. [Admiral Yularen groans in frustration and turns to walk away]

Cad Bane: [to Battle Droids] Wipe all the frigate's memory banks and destroy every record of our mission. Initiate the self-destruct sequence! You transfer all controls to my wrist-com. I want control of doors, gravity generators, everything!

Battle Droid 1: Roger, Roger.

Cad Bane: The rest of you, stay here and defend the bridge! [he leaves through an air duct]

Battle Droid 1: We're defending the bridge, alone?

Battle Droid 2: Against the Jedi? I hate this job.

Children of the Force [2.03]

Title Card: The first step to correcting a mistake is patience.

Mace Windu: [To Cad Bane] I think the fear of whoever you work for outweighs your fear of us.

Darth Sidious: Among the children of the Jedi, there are no innocents.

Anakin Skywalker: Admiral, lockdown the hyperspace rings! Hurry!

Admiral Yularen: What could possibly have happened since I last spoke with you?

Mace Windu: The Chancellor wants a report on our progress.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Tell him this is not Republic business. It's an internal Jedi affair.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm reluctant to disagree, but as long as the Jedi are acting as a military, we should report to the Chancellor, even on internal matters such as this.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, then, I guess you just volunteered to go. Give the Chancellor my regards.

Anakin Skywalker: Now, wait a minute.

Mace Windu: I agree. Report back here when you are finished.

Anakin Skywalker: This could be a trap, Master. You sure you don't need us to go.

Mace Windu: Of course it's a trap, Skywalker.

Senate Spy [2.04]

Title Card: A true heart should never be doubted.

Anakin: I hitched a ride on a cargo freighter.

Padmé Amidala: What happened to your military transport?

Anakin Skywalker: Eh... it blew up.

Senator Clovis: Wait. Now give me back my disk.

Anakin Skywalker: Don't worry, Clovis. It's good to know you have a heart. I wish I could give you the disk, but I have a lot faith in your survival skills.

Anakin Skywalker: Anyway, the freighter captain was bringing a shipment to a restaurant here, and he gave me something to bring home. [Padmé stops walking and looks surprised at Anakin] We just have to- [Anakin stops walking and turns to Padmé] What?

Senator Padmé Amidala: You called this home.

Anakin Skywalker: Well, what else would I call it? [kisses Padmé]

Senator Padmé Amidala: I've been saving it for a special occasion.

Anakin Skywalker: An evening alone with you? I can't think of an occasion more special.

Anakin Skywalker: I have to report to the Jedi council.

Senator Padmé Amidala: Right now?

Anakin Skywalker: Actually, about seven clicks ago. If I keep delaying, Obi-Wan will send a clone squad to find me. I've been ducking his signals all night.

Senator Padmé Amidala: [Sighs] I understand.

Anakin Skywalker: I can sense that you're angry.

Senator Padmé Amidala: Don't think that you can read my mind.

Anakin Skywalker: Padmé, you shouldn't take this personally. Duty comes first, especially in wartime.

Anakin Skywalker: Someone does. Just not you.

Senator Padmé Amidala: Why not me?

Anakin Skywalker: Because it's going to be dangerous. Whoever takes this mission will be putting their life at risk.

Senator Padmé Amidala: I've been in many tough situations before. It never seemed to bother you. I've never stopped you from facing danger. You're constantly getting shot at.

Anakin Skywalker: I've been trained for that. It's very different from spying on a traitor.

Senator Padmé Amidala: You mean I can't handle the mission.

Anakin Skywalker: I mean, I'm not going to let you do it.

Senator Padmé Amidala: You're not going to let me? It's not your decision to make. It's mine.

Anakin Skywalker: Lucky for us, you've already decided to refuse.

Senator Padmé Amidala: Actually, I just changed my mind. You've convinced me that it's vital to learn what Clovis is doing. I accept the mission to spy on him.

Anakin Skywalker: Even though I'm telling you not to.

Senator Padmé Amidala: Don't take it personally, Anakin. Duty comes first, especially in wartime.

Anakin Skywalker: Get away from her, if you want to live.

Landing at Point Rain [2.05]

Title Card: Believe in yourself or no one else will.

Anakin Skywalker: Great. The one time I actually ask Obi-Wan for help, he's nowhere to be found!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're late.

Anakin Skywalker: Sorry, Master. Ahsoka and I were busy routing the Seppies near Dorin.

Ahsoka Tano: My squadron alone had 55 kills.

Anakin Skywalker: Yeah, but mine had 76.

Ahsoka Tano: [rolls her eyes] Show off.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, I'm glad to see you two are enjoying yourselves.

Anakin Skywalker: Hey, it's just a little friendly competition, Master. Nothing to worry about.

Commander Cody: No, Sir, I wasn't involved in the first assault on Geonosis.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, you didn't miss much. Last time, I was chained to a pole and attacked by several humongous monsters.

Commander Cody: That sounds... entertaining.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: It was... for the Geonosians.

Ahsoka Tano: Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into.

Anakin Skywalker: What? Hey, it's not my fault. You were supposed to study the holomaps.

Ahsoka Tano: I did! Remember when I reminded you about the giant wall, and you said, 'Don't worry, Snips, we won't be anywhere near that.'

Anakin Skywalker: Just get ready to climb.

Anakin Skywalker: How many droids have you shot down so far?

Ahsoka Tano: 25.

Anakin Skywalker: Ah, you're falling behind. Let's go!

Battle Droid: Hey, did you get them?

Anakin Skywalker: [throws the backpack to the droid] Catch!

Battle Droid: [catches the backpack] Huh? Wha--? [Anakin Force-pushes him down as Ahsoka throws in the other backpack] NO!!

Anakin Skywalker: Come on, Rex.

Ahsoka Tano: Up and away. [Anakin and Ahsoka uses the Force to throw Rex up into the air before jumping off the wall. They land on the ground just in time to use the Force again to slow Rex's fall down. Anakin walks over to him and helps him up.]

Captain Rex: Next time, just tell me to jump.

Anakin Skywalker: Now where's the fun in that?

Anakin Skywalker: Well, what happened to you?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I might ask you the same question.

Ahsoka Tano: So, Master, what was your total?

Anakin Skywalker: Not now, Ahsoka.

Ahsoka Tano: Come on. Are you afraid you lost this time?

Anakin Skywalker: Fine. 55, that's my count and you?

Ahsoka Tano: 60. Looks like I won.

Anakin Skywalker: Yeah but I called in the air strike. Tie.

Ahsoka Tano: You're impossible.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'll never understand how you can simplify these battles into some kind of game.

Anakin Skywalker: Well, take care of yourself. I expect to see both of you back here by the time I've destroyed the main factory.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: We shall do our best.

Ki-Adi Mundi: 65, Skywalker.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm sorry?

Ki-Adi Mundi: My total. 65. So, what do I win?

Anakin Skywalker: [exchange glances with Obi-Wan before looking back at Mundi and bowing in respect] My everlasting respect, Master Mundi.

Ki-Adi Mundi: Oh.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is a gift Anakin rarely bestows, I assure you.

Commander Cody: General Kenobi, don't land, the zone is hot!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: But there's nowhere else to go! [his shuttle gets hit] We're hit, we're going down! Brace yourselves!

Weapons Factory [2.06]

Title Card: No gift is more precious than trust.

Barriss Offee: Whatever you're doing, I hope it works because I'd sure rather have died fighting up there than starve to death down here.

Ahsoka Tano: Don't worry. We'll run out of air long before we starve.

Barriss Offee: That's a comforting thought.

Anakin Skywalker: [After Ahsoka and Barris emerge from the debris] They're alive! I told you we couldn't give up on them!

Luminara Unduli: It's not that I gave up on them, Skywalker, but when the time comes, I am prepared to let my student go. Can you say the same?

Ahsoka Tano: This bridge is our first waypoint. Focus your fire on the gun emplacement here and here, because it's only-

Anakin Skywalker: Because it's only after we neutralize the guns that we can push for the factory.

Ahsoka Tano: I was... Yes. We can push for the factory. Now expect stiff resistance from-

Anakin Skywalker: [Interrupts Ahsoka again, stepping in front of her and facing the clones] And don't forget to top off your energy cells and ration packs. Once we leave, there will be no re-supply. Anything else, Ahsoka?

Ahsoka Tano: No, I think you've pretty much covered everything... in my briefing.

Ahsoka Tano: You know, Master, my briefings might go better if you didn't interrupt me every time I try to-

Anakin Skywalker: I wasn't interrupting. I was trying to help you.

Ahsoka Tano: Which I would appreciate if you didn't interrupt me to do it. I just think maybe you don't trust me to give the briefing.

Anakin Skywalker: It's not about trust. It's about getting the job done right.

Ahsoka Tano: So, you don't trust me to get the job down right. I knew it!

Anakin Skywalker: Snips, I never said-

Ahsoka Tano: No. No, it's okay. I understand. I'm the Padawan, you're the Master.

Anakin Skywalker: Listen to me.

Ahsoka Tano: Well, if you don't trust me, then maybe you should send me back.

Anakin Skywalker: Oh, don't tempt me, Snips.

Barriss Offee: The bugs took the bombs.

Ahsoka Tano: What are we going to do now?

Barriss Offee: I don't know what to do without the bombs.

Ahsoka Tano: Well, this tank could destroy the power generator... and probably us along with it.

Barriss Offee: I guess that's our only choice.

Ahsoka Tano: Master, can you hear me? Master?

Anakin Skywalker: Ahsoka, set off the bombs! We're trapped!

Ahsoka Tano: I'm sorry, Master. We can't make it out.

Anakin Skywalker: Can't make it out? Ahsoka, wait!

Anakin Skywalker: Ahsoka, Ahsoka, can you hear me? Come in. Master Luminara, don't worry.

Luminara Unduli: Be at ease, Skywalker.

Anakin Skywalker: At ease? We need to act now. Ahsoka and Barriss may still be alive down there.

Luminara Unduli: There's not enough time. I sense them drifting away.

Anakin Skywalker: No, we'll get them out.

Anakin Skywalker: We cannot abandon our Padawans.

Luminara Unduli: You misjudge me. I too care for my apprentice but if their time has come...

Anakin Skywalker: I refuse to let Ahsoka die. She will find a way out.

Luminara Unduli: If my Padawan has perished, I will mourn her, but I will celebrate her as well through her memory.

Anakin Skywalker: Well, I still plan on celebrating this victory with my Padawan in person.

Barriss Offee: But if it weren't for Ahsoka, we'd still be down there.

Luminara Unduli: Indeed. Your master never lost faith in you.

Legacy of Terror [2.07]

Title Card: Sometimes, accepting help is harder than offering it.

Luminara Unduli: Just make sure to leave a bit of strategic planning for me when I come back, Master Kenobi. I'd hate to feel left out.

Luminara Unduli: I thought I told you not to follow me, Master Kenobi?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes well, I took a lesson from Anakin and decided not to follow orders.

Anakin Skywalker: Hey!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's a sort of mind control, a hive mind. She thinks she can possess us.

Anakin Skywalker: Great. Find out everything you wanted to know yet?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: No, wait, I want to see how it works.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't think Luminara wants to know how it works.

Luminara Unduli: No, I don't.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm curious. The more we know the better.

Luminara Unduli: I disagree!

Anakin Skywalker: So do I.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Come now. The nose or the ear, which do you think it will enter?

Anakin Skywalker: [Sighs] I think the nose.

Luminara Unduli: Ugh...I hope this is all part of the plan.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Isn't it always? CODY, NOW!!!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The air is warmer here. We must be getting close.

Anakin Skywalker: Oh, forget the heat. [Coughs] It smells down here.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Keep your voice down.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm just saying. This planet is rotten from the inside out.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Must you always rush into things.

Anakin Skywalker: Oh, no, you don't actually want to talk to it, do you?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Matter of fact, I do. Anakin, don't you wonder why they took Luminara captive? Why not just kill her?

Anakin Skywalker: She's leverage. She's a hostage.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Leverage for what? No, there's something else going on here, and these zombies are connected to it.

Anakin Skywalker: Fine, we'll try it your way.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: So glad you agree.

Anakin Skywalker: How did you know they wouldn't just attack us?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Because I make observations while you think with your lightsaber.

Anakin Skywalker: Well, that quick thinking of mine is usually needed when your observations get us into trouble.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, the queen took Luminara hostage. She wanted a Jedi. Now she has two more. I want to know what she's after.

Anakin Skywalker: Well, when this plan doesn't go as planned, which it won't, I'll be ready.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: That is so reassuring.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: What are you doing? I was going to study that.

Anakin Skywalker: Study the bottom of my boot.

Brain Invaders [2.08]

Title Card: Attachment is not compassion.

Ahsoka Tano: [about Anakin] You might find some of his thoughts on the future... a bit radical.

Anakin Skywalker: I don't like it. Something's up.

Luminara Unduli: It is certainly most unlike either Padawan to lose contact.

Anakin Skywalker: They're in trouble.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, have faith in your Padawan.

Anakin Skywalker: She would have checked in.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Like you always do?

Anakin Skywalker: Good point.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Sometimes I don't think you realize how alike you two have become.

Ahsoka Tano: Master, on the ship, Barriss was gone, and she wanted me to kill her. She told me-

Anakin Skywalker: But you couldn't do it.

Ahsoka Tano: No. No, I couldn't. But should I have? I mean, it worked out now, but if we had failed, and the ship docked and the worms spread, and...

Anakin Skywalker: Ahsoka, it's your duty to save as many lives as you can. Barriss knew you could save thousands if the worms were destroyed which she thought meant destroying her too. But you did the right thing. You knew the freezing cold would kill the worms. Letting go of our attachments is a difficult struggle for all of us. You followed your instincts. I'm sure she would agree that you made the right choice.

Grievous Intrigue [2.09]

Title Card: For everything you gain, you lose something else.

Eeth Koth: [to General Grievous] Your reputation precedes you, General. The reputation of a coward, and a murderer.

General Grievous: Murderer? Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you, Jedi filth? [He activates 2 of his lightsabers and kicks Koth in the stomach, causing him to fall backward]

General Grievous: Listen to me, Jedi. I do not care about your politics. I do not care about your Republic. I only live to see you DIE!

General Grievous: Your plans have come to ruination, Jedi!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I hear a lot of talking, General, but in the final accounting, what does all the talk get you? A futile quest for power, a mutilated body, and your place as Dooku's errand boy!

General Grievous: I'm no errand boy. And I'm not in this war for Dooku's politics. I am the leader of the most powerful droid army the galaxy has ever seen!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: [He grabs the Magnaguard's electrostaff and destroys it with his lightsaber] An army with no loyalty, no spirit, just programming! What have you to show for all your power? What have you to gain?

General Grievous: The future. [he splits his arms in half and activates his other two lightsabers] A future where there are no Jedi! The story of Obi-Wan Kenobi ends here!

Adi Gallia: How close are you going to jump in next to Grievous' ship?

Anakin Skywalker: Hmm. Pretty close. Buckle up, boys.

Adi Gallia: Define 'pretty close'.

Anakin Skywalker: Close enough to get the job done.

Anakin Skywalker: So was that close enough for you?

Adi Gallia: Any closer, and we'd be flying down hallways.

Anakin Skywalker: Eh, next time.

The Deserter [2.10]

Title Card: It is the quest for honor that makes one honorable.

Cut Lawquane: I like to think I'm merely exercising my freedom to choose: to choose not to kill for a living.

Captain Rex: That is not your choice to make. You swore an oath to the Republic. You have a duty.

Cut Lawquane: I have a duty. You're right, but it's to my family. Does that count, or do you still plan to turn me in?

Captain Rex: Do I have a choice?

Captain Rex: I'm part of the most pivotal moment in the history of the Republic. If we fall then our children and their children could be forced to live under an evil I can't well imagine.

Obi-Wan: [points to shuttle] Concentrate your fire on that ship!

[several shots]

Battle Droid: Hey, they're shooting at us! Coming back around.

Jesse: Sir, that ship's coming around for another landing attempt!

Obi-Wan: Keep firing. Don't let that ship land!

Clone: The guns are overheated!

Obi-Wan: [shakes head] Always something... Cody, Jesse cover me! [jumps toward Grievous]

[Grievous escapes on his ship]

Commander Cody: Are you all right, sir?

Obi-Wan: No. We're right back where we started. Call the cruisers, see if they can catch that ship.

Commander Cody: Yes, sir.

Obi-Wan: And tell them to send someone to pick us up....

Suu Lawquane: Captain Rex, are you going to turn in my husband?

Captain Rex: Sorry, Suu. It's my duty... But, in my condition, I probably won't remember any of this.

Suu Lawquane: Thank you!

Lightsaber Lost [2.11]

Easy isn't always simple.

Ahsoka Tano: A thief stole my lightsaber, and I only got a quick look at him. I could tell he definitely came from one of the aquatic planets. You know, one of the water worlds?

Tera Sinube: So you're saying there was something fishy about him?

Chancellor Palpatine: I have no doubt the Jedi are doing their very best to ensure the safety of every citizen in the Republic. The accusations that the Jedi created the Clone War to give themselves more power over the government is absurd, and I will not stand for it.

The Mandalore Plot [2.12]

If you ignore the past, you jeopardize the future.

Obi-Wan: After all these years, you're even more beautiful than ever.

Duchess Satine: Kind words for a man who accuses me of treachery.

Duchess Satine: For a man sworn to peace, you take an unseemly pleasure in the injuries of others.

Obi-Wan: For a woman sworn to non-violence, you don't seem troubled that I could have been killed.

Duchess Satine: But you weren't. And yet I still haven't heard any thanks.

Obi-Wan: Well, you certainly haven't changed much.

Pre Vizsla: For generations, my ancestors fought proudly as warriors against the Jedi. Now, that woman (Duchess Satine) tarnishes the very name "Mandalorian."

Voyage of Temptation [2.13]

Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.

Duchess Satine: War is intolerable. We have been deceived into thinking that we must be a part of it. I say the moment we committed to fighting, we already lost.

Duchess Satine: Senators, I presume you are acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole known as Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: A Republic military presence is the only sure defense against the Separatists.

Duchess Satine: [starts down a set of stairs toward Obi-Wan] Even extremists can be reasoned with.

Obi-Wan: Perhaps if one can be heard over the clanking of their battle droids.

Duches Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier. [comes to stand in front of Obi-Wan, glaring]

Obi-Wan: The delusion of a dreamer. [the pair glare at each other]

Tal Merrik: Duchess, Master Jedi-it's been a long trip. I think we can all do with a bit of rest and refreshments.

Orn Free Taa: Here, here. Now, let us put aside politics until after dinner.

Obi-Wan and Duchess Satine: [both look at Orn Free Taa] FINE! [Satine storms around Obi-Wan]

Anakin Skywalker: This may not be the time to ask...but were you and Satine ever— [cut off by Obi-Wan]

Obi-Wan: [angrily] I don't see how that has any bearing on the situation at hand!

[Anakin and Obi-Wan just stepped out of lift]

Anakin: I'll take care of this, Obi-Wan. You, go find your girlfriend. [he runs away]

Obi-Wan: Right. [looks back, calls after Anakin] Ah, no, Anakin! She's not my — [cuts himself off, turning to run off in exasperation in opposite direction]

Tal Merrik: Say farewell, Duchess!

Duchess Satine: Obi, it looks like I may never see you again. I don't know quite how to say this but, I've loved you ever since you came to my aid, all those years ago!

Tal Merrik: [in disgust] I don't believe this....

Obi-Wan: Satine, this is hardly the time or place for — [looks at Satine's face] — all right... Had you said the word, I would have left the Jedi Order.

Tal Merrik: [sarcastically] That is touching! Truly it is. But it's making me sick! And we really must be going!

Duchess Satine: [scoffs] You have the romantic soul of a slug, Merrik! [stomps on his foot and gets away, holding gun on Merrik] And slugs are so often trod upon!

Anakin Skywalker: All right, men. What's the problem? I'm missing dinner.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Just like that swarm of venom-mites on Draboon, remember?

Duchess Satine: How could I forget? I still have the scar.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Begging your pardon, Duchess. I distinctly remember carrying you to safety.

Duchess Satine: I meant the scar I got after you fell and dropped me.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh. Yes.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, Tal Merrik is the traitor, and he's taken Satine hostage.

Anakin Skywalker: Copy that, but I got problems of my own right now.

Tal Merrik: Come on, then. Who will strike the first and brand themselves a cold-blooded killer? [Anakin comes up from behind and stabs him in the chest with his lightsaber, catching the detonator before it hits the ground as Tal drops to the floor.]

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin. . .

Anakin Skywalker: What? He was going to blow up the ship.

Duchess Satine: And yet. . .

Obi-Wan Kenobi: What?

Duchess Satine: I'm still not sure about the beard.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Why? What's wrong with it?

Duchess Satine: It hides too much of your handsome face.

Duchess of Mandalore [2.14]

In war, truth is the first casualty.

Duchess Satine: If the Republic gets involved in our affairs, it will only lead to further violence. Thus I shall reassert our position of neutrality.

Mas Amedda: Talk of an idealist!

Duchess Satine: No, those are the words of a pacifist, and a people who have chosen non-violent action.

Duchess Satine: [to Obi-Wan] Ironic words from a man who spends his days running hither and yon, wielding his light saber with deadly force as if on a crusade! Why would I listen to someone who so frequently relies on violence?

Man: All troops will stand down. All troops will stand down.

Pre Vizsla: Unacceptable! You promised us we would reclaim Mandalore from these weak-willed cowards! I will order my men to attack.

Count Dooku: And if you do, you'll hold the planet for perhaps a day.

Senate Murders [2.15]

Searching for the truth is easy. Accepting the truth is hard.

Lt. Tan Divo: Politicians always have something to hide, and it always comes back to haunt them, am I right? Oh, look who I'm asking. Room full of politicians.

Chancellor Palpatine: How can we justify fortifying our security here in the Senate if we don't also provide reinforcements on the front lines? You see, the victory of the clone army, for now, is the only thing that can lead us to peace.

Cat and Mouse [2.16]

A wise leader knows when to follow.

Admiral Trench: Fire all forward cannons. Cut off those Republic Supply Ships, separate them from their escort cruisers. I smell fear... and it smells good.

Commander Cody: Looks like General Skywalker's already engaged the enemy.

Obi-Wan: That's nothing out of the ordinary, especially since I gave him a direct order not to.

Anakin: Oh, what, I'm still the delivery boy!?

Anakin Skywalker: Well, here I am. Tell me about this new weapon.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're looking at it.

Anakin Skywalker: I'm looking at what?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Two steps forward, and you'd actually be kissing it.

Anakin Skywalker: Hello, Ugly.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Might I remind you that this was not your mission?

Anakin Skywalker: You might.

Bounty Hunters [2.17]

Courage makes heroes, but trust builds friendship.

Anakin: Why do you even ask for my opinion? We never do things my way.

Obi-Wan: We crashed the ship your way.

Hondo Ohnaka: You know what I always say... speak softly, and drive a big tank.

Hondo Ohnaka: [Shouting] This effort is no longer... [Ship approaches] ...profitable!

Anakin Skywalker: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Almost certainly not.

Ahsoka Tano: How come every time you fly, we crash?

Anakin Skywalker: It's not my fault. It's the ship.

Ahsoka Tano: He always... blames... the ship.

Ahsoka Tano: Oh. I don't like the sound of that.

Anakin Skywalker: And I don't like the look of that.

Anakin Skywalker: You always taught me to go on instinct and my instincts tell me to go that way.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: No, that-- that doesn't seem right. I think we should go this way.

Anakin Skywalker: Why do you even ask for my opinion? You never do things my way.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: We crashed the ship your way.

Anakin Skywalker: Very funny. I see your sense of humor survived the landing.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's about the only thing.

Anakin Skywalker: Take it easy, Snips. We don't want any trouble. [Bounty hunter 1 speaks alien language] It's not always about the numbers.

Bounty Hunter 2: 4 on 1 is hardly a fair fight, even for a Jedi.

Ahsoka Tano: Wait a minute, 4 on 1? You mean, 4 on 2.

Bounty Hunter 3: We don't count you, Knee-high.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Do you count me?

The Zillo Beast [2.18]

Choose what is right, not what is easy.

Dr. Boll: We have accounted for every probable outcome.

Mace Windu: It's the improbable that concerns me, Doctor.

Mace Windu: One problem always seems to replace another.

Anakin Skywalker: Don't worry about me. I'm alright.

Mace Windu: Where's your starfighter?

Anakin Skywalker: That thing ate it.

Anakin Skywalker: Hey, it worked.

Mace Windu: Are you sure?

Anakin Skywalker: Yes, I'm sure. You go first.

The Zillo Beast Strikes Back [2.19]

The most dangerous beast is the beast within.

Chancellor Palpatine: [to Senator Amidala] I sympathize my dear, truly I do. But consider this: a democracy is only as strong as the people who comprise it.

Anakin Skywalker: I've got an idea, but it's risky.

Senator Padmé Amidala: Considering the circumstances, I'll take the risk.

Captain Rex: Sir, looks like the General's up to something.

Mace Windu: What is Skywalker doing?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: It appears to be one of Anakin's improvised plans.

Mace Windu: How can it be a plan if it's improvised?

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not to worry. Just catch them when they fall.

Captain Rex: A lot of the General's plans involve falling.

Death Trap [2.20]

Who my father was matters less than my memory of him.

Sergeant Crasher: War does not come with a guarantee. No soldier gets the promise of safety, survival or victory. But men, I guarantee you this: every member of this clone youth brigade will have his moment. And it is that moment when you are no longer a cadet. You are a soldier.

Mace Windu: You seem more disappointed than our cadets.

Anakin: It's our job to instruct and inspire.

Mace Windu: You just wanted to show off.

Anakin Skywalker: Hey, when I show off, it is instructive. And inspiring.

R2 Come Home [2.21]

Adversity is a friendship's truest test.

Anakin: [R2 bleeps cautiously] You're not kidding, little buddy. I don't like the feel of this place either.

Mace Windu: Your astromech is programmed to feel?

Anakin: R2 is kind of a... special case. He's got a lot of personality, that's all.

Mace Windu: You encourage it too much.

Anakin: Whose helmet is that anyway?

Mace Windu: It belongs to a bounty hunter I killed on Geonosis by the name of Jango Fett.

Mace Windu: Boba was on Geonosis when his father died. He watched as I killed him.

Anakin: That would complicate things.

Mace Windu: Indeed.

Mace Windu: I can see why your master trusts you, little one. Good job. [R2 chirps a happy reply, then rolls off]

Anakin Skywalker: Heh. That's definitely more praise than I ever get.

Ahsoka Tano: Some pretty serious burns, but nothing a night in the bacta tank won't fix. [Ahsoka punches Anakin in the leg and Anakin grunts in pain and glares at Ahsoka] Oh, sorry.

Lethal Trackdown [2.22]

Revenge is a confession of pain.

Boba: This isn’t what I wanted.

Kilian: You don't have to do this, you're not like them. I can tell.

Boba: What do you know, old man?

Kilian: I know a good soldier when I see one.

Boba: I'm no soldier! I'm no clone! Not like those two.

Anakin: So, what are you planning to do with this son of Jango Fett?

Mace Windu: I’m not planning to do anything.

Anakin: That kid destroyed an entire cruiser, trying to get to you. And you're just gonna to let it go?

Mace: Is there something else I should be doing, Skywalker?

Anakin: How about tracking him down?

Mace: So I should behave as this child does? I should seek revenge?

Anakin: No. How is it revenge if you stop this kid and bring him to justice!

Mace: In case you haven’t notice, we are fighting a war.

Plo Koon: And this time, try to be more subtle.

Ahsoka Tano: Oh, what do you mean?

Plo Koon: You've adopted many of your master's ways, including a lack of subtlety.

Ahsoka Tano: Sorry, Master Plo.

Plo Koon: Not very subtle.

Ahsoka Tano: Well, I was being subtle.

Plo Koon: Interesting result.

Boba: I'm not a murderer, but I want Justice!

Plo Koon: We are justice.

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