Really Big Shrimp is a made-for-TV movie based on the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh.
Dialogue
- Crazy Steve: Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in...
- Lula: [annoyed] I know how to breathe!
- Crazy Steve: [screaming] JUST DO WHAT I SAY!
- Lula: [scared] Okay.
- Audrey: [hears doorbell; talking about Helen and Lula] Walter, they're here.
- Walter: Ooh. [walks before the front door]
- Megan: Dad, are you sure about this?
- Walter: Yes. And we are doing a very nice thing for a sweet old lady. [Lula breaks the door in]
- Lula: Where's the bathroom?!
- Audrey: Did you just break our door in?!
- Lula: I rang the doorbell, waited 25 seconds, no one answered, what I supposed to do?
- Josh: You could've rang the doorbell, again.
- Lula: [to Helen] Who's that boy with a big head that looks like a tooth pick with a cantaloupe on top? [Megan laughs and Josh give her a furious look]
- Megan: What, am I going to pretend that wasn't funny?
- Helen: That's Josh, [introduces everyone else] That's Drake, I prefer him. That's Megan, that's Audrey, and this is...[forgets who Walter is]
- Walter: Walter!
- Lula: Great, now where's the bathroom?!
- Audrey: Right through that door.
- Lula: Well, thank you for finally giving me that information! [walks into bathroom and slams door]
- Audrey: Is she always so--
- Helen: Buh-bye! [goes away]
- Megan: I can't believe that lady is staying in our guest room for a week.
- Walter: No, she's staying in your room.
- Megan: What?!
- Audrey: You'll be staying in the boys' room.
- Drake, Josh and Megan: What?!
- Josh: This is an outrage!
- Drake: What are we gonna stay?
- Walter: [to Drake and Josh] Your room is huge. The three of you will be fine for a week.
- Lula: Oh, no! [walks out of the bathroom] You guys need a new toilet!
- Megan: Fine I'll tell him. Josh, Molly thinks you're cute.
- Rest of Girls in the room: Eww!
- [Josh walks out of the room]
- Molly: Call me!!
- Rest of Girls in the room: Eww!
- [Josh peeks his head back through the door]
- [Crazy Steve looks at watch]
- Crazy Steve: It's time! [he steals old man's cane and starts chasing Josh] You ate my enchilada!
- Josh: There was no note!
- Crazy Steve: You eat my enchilada!
- Josh: There was no note!
- Audrey: Super Bowl's on.
- Drake: I don't care.
- Josh: But you have to watch it. It's your song.
- Drake: It's not my song. It's some pop bubble-gum badness. I'll be on the roof.
- Josh: Why?
- Drake: Because you're not there.
Cast
- Drake Bell as Drake Parker
- Josh Peck as Josh Nichols
- Miranda Cosgrove as Megan Parker
- Nancy Sullivan as Audrey Parker-Nichols
- Jonathan Goldstein as Walter Nichols
- Allison Scagliotti as Mindy Crenshaw
- Jerry Trainor as Crazy Steve
- Yvette Nicole Brown as Helen Dubois
- Scott Halberstadt as Eric Blonnowitz
- Alec Medlock as Craig Ramirez
- Cathy Shim as Leah
- Alysse Cepeda as Molly
- Brenda Vivian as Collete
- Joseph Will as Alan Krim
- Jay Bontatibus as Nick Matteo
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