RV is a 2006 comedy film.

On a family vacation, no one can hear you scream.

Bob Munro

  • [about Travis] Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.
  • [angrily] We watch TV in four separate rooms and IM each other when dinner is ready.

Dialogue

Marie Jo: Do you want to hear about the time Jesus saved us from a tornado?
Earl: So, do you have a boyfriend?
Cassie: Yeah. Actually, I'm engaged.
Earl: Unlikely.
Cassie, age 5: Daddy?
Bob: Yeah, baby?
Cassie, age 5: I'm never going to get married.
Bob: Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.
Cassie, age 5: Because I always want to live here with you.
Bob: Well, you know. One day, you're going to grow up, meet a wonderful guy, and you're going to get married. But you and I will always be best friends.
[He kisses her forehead. Scene shifts to present day.]
Cassie: Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
Bob: Cassie, do you know where this girl lives, or do you just think you know?
Cassie: I know where, I just know one way to get there, and you refuse to go that way.
Bob: Because it's a stupid way.
Jamie: You're lost, aren't you?
Bob: Yes, I'm lost. Because our daughter, Sakagawea back there, doesn't know the address or the name of the street, she just knows it as 'the one next to the one with the fountain'.
[Raccoons are in the RV oven; the family runs out]
Jamie: Did you forget to take the roasts out last night?!
Bob: Guess so.
Cassie: Let's feed Carl to the raccoon and he might leave!
Carl: [Angrily] Let's feed him you! He might be on the South bitch diet!
Bob: That's a good one, son.
[repeated line]
Cassie: Dad, the RV's rolling away.
[Bob is sitting on the toilet]
Billy: You sure got a nice one.
Bob: What?
Billy: That's a nice laptop.
Carl: Does anyone have a vomit bag?
Jamie: Are you sick?
Carl: Big time. Cassie and Earl are making out.
Bob: [really needs to use a toilet] I've got an ICBM coming! [mutters to himself] If there's a poop fairy, I can make a lot of money.
Cassie: Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie: What?
Cassie: Oh, my god. It's your husband.

Cast

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