The following is a list of quotes for the fourth season Johnny Test.
Johnny's New Baby Sisters
- [Babies start crying, with stink lines coming from the kitchen]
- Gill:: Johnny! The babies--they smell really, really bad, kind of like anal beads!
- Johnny:: And that's why you need to change...their diapers!
- [Johnny pulls out a clean diaper and gives it to Gill.]
- [Gill faints from the smell]
- [Babies are on the table, crying, with stink lines coming from their diapers]
- Johnny:: (to Dukey) You gotta change them.
Papa Johnny
- Johnny: You wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
- Dad: YOU COULDN'T LAST AN HOUR IN MINE!!!!!
- Dad: Being stuffed into my own locker by Bumper is still better than toilet plunging.
- [A long while after Dad and Johnny swap brains.]
- Johnny: I can't take it. Dad wins! I just want my horrible childhood back!
- Dad: And I want my awful life back!
- Johnny: I'm so sorry, Dad! And, I love you, man.
- Dad: I love you too, son. And Bumper's coming here to kick your butt. I mean my butt. I mean HELP!
- [When Johnny (in Dad's body) is about to shoot Bumper with a marshmallow shooter loaded with sprouts.]
- Johnny: You leave me... ahem... I mean, my son alone!
- Bumper: Are those Brussels sprouts?
- Johnny: Boiled. No butter, no salt.
- Mom: You switched their bodies?!
- Susan: No! We switched their brains.
- Mom: Oh. WELL, SWITCH THEM BACK!
99 Deeds of Johnny Test
- Principal: Johnny, here's what I'm thinking...
- Johnny: Please, don't give me a detention! My Dad'll send me to military school! That means uniforms! Atomic wedgies!... Awkward pauses!
- Principal: I like you, Johnny.
- Johnny: So I'm free to go?
- Principal: No. But I'm gonna cut you a deal. If you perform 99 good deeds to make up for your 99 bad deeds, I'll forget every one of your detentions and erase them from your permanent record.
- Johnny: Couldn't I just write something on the chalkboard a zillion time like 'I promise not to blabeddy, blah, blah, blah.' Huh? (smiles hopefully, but the principal shakes his head.) 99 good deeds it is!
- Principal: And no cheating. Remember, I'm the principal. I know everything!
- [Johnny tries to help an old lady cross the road. He takes her arm.]
- Johnny: Hello, Ma'am. May I assist you?
- Old Lady: Oh, I get it. I'm an old lady. Well, I'm also independent, lonely, but independent. BACK OFF!
- Johnny: Yeah? You forgot CRAZY!
- Johnny: WHAT D'YOU MEAN NONE OF MY GOOD DEEDS COUNT?!!
- Principal: Solving a problem that you create is NOT a good deed. Returning the wallet was a good deed, but your dog swiped it. And giving someone their I.B. bag back is nice, but your dog shouldn't have taken it in the first place.
- Johnny: Um... how did you know it was my dog?
- Principal: I know everything. Plus, I have access to the city's traffic surveillance system.
- Johnny: Wow. I look so guilty on camera.
Johnny's New BFF
- Mom: You need a best friend, mister!
- Johnny: I have a best friend, ok! A best friend who plays catch with me outside, skateboards with me and eats my table scraps. Dukey.
- Dad: Dukey, is a great dog, son. But... you need to talk to someone other than yourself.
- Johnny: (to Dukey) Say 'hi'. Go on, say it. Say it before they destroy me with friends!
- Mom: Johnny, dogs don't talk.
- [Johnny gives a gesture for Dukey to speak.]
- Dukey: [Standing on his hind legs] I talk. Yeah, I'm like a really great dog. (Laughs, and Mom and Dad faint.)
- Dukey: I've been dying to say that if you really want to increase sales you need to establish better relationships with your clients.
- Mom: That makes sense.
- Dukey: And Dad, your meatloaf is overcooked. Lower the temperature to 415, cook with foil on top for the last ten minutes and it's missing cumin and barbecue sauce.
- Dad: He's right. By golly, he's right!
- [When Johnny gathers the friends Mom and Dad tried to get him to play with to help him.]
- Bumper: Why am I helping you? I should be beating you up!
- Johnny: Because I need someone who can scare people. And Bumper, you are amazing at scaring people!
- Bumper: You... you think I'm amazing? (tearfully) Nobody's ever said that to me. (Hugging him) I am so there for you, buddy!
- Sissy: What do we do now, Test?
- Johnny: Well... what do friends do?
- Bumper: Er... I think they play Tag.
Johnny's Big Sisters' Smackdown
- [After Susan and Mary are too scared to ask Gil out on a date.]
- Johnny: You guys are pathetic!
- Dukey: No, totally pathetic!
- Susan: We know.
- Johnny: You know, the only thing missing is my dad telling me that I have to have them back to normal by dinner or I'm in big trouble and- he's standing right behind me, isn't he?
- (Dukey nods nervously and Johnny turns around.)
- Johnny: I'd like to start this conversation with; I didn't do it.
- Dad: I don't know what "it" is, Johnny, but you better have Susan and Mary home and normal by dinner or you're in big trouble, BIG!
King Johnny
- [When explaining to Johnny about the King's Madness.]
- Susan: People go looney when they get power.
- Mary: It happened to George III, Henry VIII and Napoleon. And he was short and crazy just like you.
- Susan: You'll get the power, enjoy it way too much and try and take over Europe. So forget it!
- Johnny: Europe? I'm not gonna take over Europe today.
- Susan: I knew I was gonna regret this.
- Johnny: And now my chess army... LET'S TAKE OVER EUROPE!
- Johnny: Way to go, my army! We have captured Spain, and their flan!
- Dukey: Freeze, King Johnny! Your reign and this game are over!
- Johnny: I say when the game is over and PAWNS ATTACK!
- [When Agents Black and White try and storm the Toy Castle Johnny has taken over.]
- Black: Attention, crazy person!
- White: Come out with your royal hands up or massive force will be... used... on... you...
- (They notice Susan, Mary and Dukey.)
- Black: Oh, for the love of... is that Johnny in there?
- Susan, Mary & Dukey: Yep.
- White: Why can't you guys be like normal kids and play board games?
- Dukey: That's kind of what we're doing. (Laughs.)
- Johnny: You think you can stop me?! The king with your blasters?!
- Dukey: Actually we're gonna use the turbo soaker. Check and mate!
- [Shoots cold water at Johnny. He splutters and shakes his head.]
- Johnny: Who? What? Where? What happened?
- Dukey: You went crazy with the King Madness and took over the Toy Castle.
- Johnny: Did we have fun?
- Susan & Mary: We had a blast!
Johnny Re-Animated
- [When cartoon characters Dawg and Bone enter the real world.]
- Johnny: OW! You hit us with frying pans!
- Dawg: Since when does that hurt? [He and Bone hit each other with frying pans and their faces are completely flat. They shake their heads and they return to normal.] That is always funizle!
- Dukey: Oh, no. They're from a squash and stretch cartoon!
- Johnny: And that means?
- Dukey: They can't get hurt in our world, but we can!
- [When Dawg and Bone are about to be blown up with dynamite.]
- Dawg: This is a new one.
- [Johnny and Dukey hit Dawg and Bone with frying pans to which onlookers laugh.]
- Woman: Hey, that was kinda funny!
- [Dawg and Bone shake their heads to return normal and then pull out large laser guns.]
- Woman: Not funny anymore! Run!
- [When Johnny, Dukey, Susan and Mary enter the cartoon world.]
- Dukey: And you still don't see anything familiar about this cartoon?
- Johnny: Nope. Ok, Dawg. Do it!
- Dawg: You got it, Johnny.
- [He and Bone hit Johnny and Dukey with frying pans and their faces are completely flat.]
- Johnny & Dukey: Awesome!
Johnny X Strikes Back Again!
- [When Johnny and Dukey are mutated back into Johnny X and Super Pooch. Dukey opens his mouth furiously.]
- Johnny: If you don't have anything nice or encouraging to say, then don't say anything.
- [Dukey covers his mouth resignedly.]
- Johnny: Good boy. Now, to Pork Belly!
- Johnny: What do these mutant dorks look like anyway?
- [An explosion blasts away part of Johnny's room, revealing two mutant agent robots.]
- General: They look like that. Oh, and the capes were their idea, not mine.
- Johnny: Knock, knock?
- Super Mutant: Who's there?
- Johnny: Super Duper Power Poots!
- Super Mutant: Oh, crud!
- Johnny: Ok, everyone say "Power Poots!"
- Everyone: POWER POOTS!!!
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