Jack and Jill is a 2011 American comedy film about a family man whose ugly, annoying twin sister comes for a visit and soon becomes reluctant to leave.

His sister is coming for a visit...and it ain't pretty.

Jack Sadelstein

  • [to Jill] Don't forget your sweat shadow.
  • [apologizing to Jill] I'm sorry that you make everyone uncomfortable. I really am.

Jill Sadelstein

  • [to Jack] Why are you so afraid to admit that we are connected? Face it. We shared Mom's womb. We were womb-mates.

Dialogue

Jill: Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.
[slaps herself]
Jack: I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.
[slaps harder]
Jack: Little harder.
[slaps a little more harder]
Erin: No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
Jill: What?
[Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
Otto: Donkey fight!
Erin: Jill, are you okay?.
Jill: Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.
Gary: Feel that, Daddy?
Jack: I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
Jack: I can't believe this. This is insane, man! You gotta call him!
Jill: Oh, cool your buns. You know I'm still hurting the whole Funbucket fiasco.
Jack: No, but Pacino liked you! I swear to God, he really liked you!
Jill: Oh, will you stop already? You know all he wants to do is play Twister with your sister.

Cast


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