Jack-Jack Attack is a 2005 computer animated short film produced by Pixar and written and directed by Brad Bird. The film is a spin-off on his 2004 film The Incredibles.

Directed by Brad Bird. Produced by Osnat Shurer. Written by Brad Bird.

Kari McKeen

• [to herself] Don't panic! Baby on fire, baby on fire!
• The baby was exploding! Did you ever sit an exploding baby, Mr. Dicker?
• Good baby! Nice baby!

Dialogue

Kari: Okay, we're going to come things down a bit and look at flash cards; won't that be fire?

[Kari begins playing tug-o-war with Jack-Jack over a flash card. Kari wins and holds the card up]

Kari: Triangle.

[Jack-Jack smiles at her and makes a triangle with his hands and coos]

Kari: Good, house.

[Jack-Jack smiles at her again and makes another triangle with his hands and coos again]

Kari: Campfire.

[Jack-Jack looks at the card and bursts into flame]

Kari: [pitch black] Wow, in started.

[Rick Dicker turns the light on]

Kari: Wow! And now it's too bright!

Agent Rick Dicker: Seventy-two Agent Rick Dicker interrogating. State your name, please.

Kari: Kari. Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie only with a K instead of a C, and an "ah" instead of an A, and only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.

Agent Rick Dicker: Tell me about the incident.

Kari: Well... It started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all. [cut to the Incredible household, where Kari is talking on the phone with Elastigirl] Mrs. Parr, I can totally handle anything this baby can dish out. Can't I, little boo-boo kid? Who can handle it? Who can handle it?

[The airplane's alarm is heard on the other end of the line, and the call disconnects]

Kari: Uh, Mrs... Mrs. Parr? Oh, well, she knows you're in good hands. [hangs up] Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?

[The doorbell rings. Kari rushes to door, exhausted]

Syndrome: Is this the Parr residence?

Kari: [maniacally] Yes! I'm Kari - the babysitter!

Syndrome: Well, hello, Kari. I'm-

Kari: You're my replacement, thank heavens you've come! What's the "S" stand for?

Syndrome: For... sitter! Yeah, sitter. I was originally going to have the initials for babysitter but then I'd be going around with a big BS and you can understand why I couldn't do that.

Agent Rick Dicker: [after Kari describes how she gave Jack-Jack to Syndrome, the "Sitter"] And you believed him?

Kari: The baby was EXPLODING! YOU EVER SAT AN EXPLODING BABY BEFORE, MR. DICKER? [he gets up and pulls down an odd contraption] What's that?

Agent Rick Dicker: Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?

[He aims the device's laser at Kari's forehead]

Kari: Yeow, they thought I was being funny. But you believe me, don't you, Mr. Dicker?

Agent Rick Dicker: Sure, kid.

Kari: Ah, I just wish I could forget the whole thing.

Agent Rick Dicker: You will, kid.

[He fires a corded plunger-like attachment which sticks to her forehead]

Agent Rick Dicker: You will...

[Kari passes out]

Cast

• Bret Parker as Kari McKeen
• Eli Fucile as Jack-Jack Parr
• Bud Luckey as Rick Dicker
• Jason Lee as Buddy Pine / Syndrome

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