Dis-Harmony/Collect All 5/Ninjcompoop [1.01]

Yumi: What a bunch of cowboy lame-os. They do not deserve to be in the same room as our righteous rockstar moves.

Ami: At least their horses seemed into it.

Yumi: Newsflash, Ami. These yokels are deadbeats. Kaz wouldn't know a good gig if it crawled up his pant leg and died.

Harmony: Hahahahah! You're funny.

Kaz: Girls, say hello to Harmony. Winner of the Puffy AmiYumi Ultimate Fan Contest!

Harmony: I'm your number one fan!

Ami: [Ami sees a box of Super Rainbow Blast cereal] I need that!

Yumi: Are you all right?

Ami: I can't believe they have them! There's Bunny Huggles, Puppy Huggles, Kitty Huggles, Monkey Huggles and Donkey Huggles! When you connect all five together, they create a Super Cuddle Love Hug! Isn't that awesome?

Yumi: Yeah. Awesomely sappy.

Talent Suckers/Ole/Mini-Puffs [1.02]

Mayor MiQueso: Allow me to welcome you to our humble town. Los Gatos Feos. (a cat meowing is heard)

Ami: Uh, what was that?

Mayor MiQueso: What was what?

Ami: あなた は 眠くなる~。。。(Anata wa nemukunaru~...) (Translation: You are getting sleepy~...)

Yumi: ほーかさ の はなし を しよう。。。 (Ho-kasa no hanashi o shiyou...) (Translation: Let's talk a little...)

(El Diablo comes to his senses and eats the pocket watch)

Yumi: I don't think the therapy's working...

Ami's Secret/Taffy Trouble/Dance A-Go-Go [1.03]

Kaz: How do these Americans do it? I feel like a blimp.

Yumi: I feel like a loser.

Yumi Saves Kaz/Rock n' Roe/Scowlitis [1.09]

Yumi: Stay away from discount sushi.

Ami: It can be hazardous to your health.

Yumi: Not to mention the health of our cheapskate manager! And that's a lesson that rocks.

Koi Fish/Arbor Day/Ami Ami [2.01]

Ami: Do happy things make people happy?

Koi Fish: Yes!

Koi Fish: You're out of tune!

Yumi: My sources say wrong, fish-face!

Ami: [dressed up as Kaz] Yumi! Sign these autographs! Make me lunch! It's in your contract! [she unknowingly scares Kaz and made Yumi confused]

Yumi: Wow, Kaz. Have you gained weight?

Helping Hand/Neat Freak/Hypno-Kaz [2.04]

Kaz: Do you think this will save much time?

Ami: I don't know, but I like the rhyme!

In Harmony's Way/Time Off/Home Insecurity [2.05]

P.A.L.: Intruder neutralized, Yumi-san.

Yumi: But, I am Yumi-san.

P.A.L.: System conflict. The creator told me to neutralize anyone who'd entered her room, but the creator entered her room, but the creator told me not to neutralize her, but, but, but, but, but, but-