Fat Albert is a 2004 film starring Bill Cosby, Kyla Pratt, and Kenan Thompson.

Fat Albert

• (repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!
• I'm Fat Albert.
• I don't have problems. I solve problems.
• I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath.

Doris

• (to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.
• This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.
• (repeated line) I do not have a problem.
• I don't have friends because I don't want friends.
• Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.
• Why can't you people be nice to me?

Reggie

• There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.
• You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!
• Arthur! Learn the handshake!
• Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!
• Aren't you the hip-hop fool?

Weird Harold

• (repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)
• Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now.
• You watch your mouth!

Dumb Donald

• [repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!
• I don't have a face.
• [after revealing his face]: I do? I do! I have a nice face!
• I'm a party animal!

Bill

• (repeated line) Guys, guys!

Bucky

• (repeated line) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!

Rudy

• Guys, I see...cheerleaders.
• (to Reggie) Man, you're like school on Saturday...no class.

Russell

• Yeah, but you're still Bucky.
• That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!

Lauri

• Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult.
• Doris, no one came out of our television set.
• Doris, why are you acting like such a loser? You're not a loser.
• (repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me.

Others

• Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie.
• Store Clerk: I know big, and you my friend are big.
• Danielle: He better not be doing this again!

Dialogue

• Bill Cosby: Who is it?!
• Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert.
• Bill Cosby: Yeah, right.
• Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for a Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad? I'm Fat Albert.

Songs

Original Fat Albert Theme:

Hey, hey, hey!

It's Faaat Albert!

And I'm gonna sing a song for you.

And we're gonna show you a thing or two.

We'll have some fun now, me and all the gang.

Learning from each other, while we do our thing.

Singin': Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.

Hey, hey, hey!

Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time.

Hey, hey, hey!

Na, na, na. Gonna have a good time. Hey, hey, hey!

Fat Albert Party Theme:

(begins same as original theme song):

Fat Albert:

Hey, hey, hey!

It's Faaat Albert!

(record scratches, begins new, hip-hop beat):

Viper.:

Come on, big fella, it's time to share.

Bounce youre big belly up in the air.

Hey Yo!

Fat Albert:

I'm gonna sing a song for you.

And we're gonna show you a thing or two.

(Reggie: Aren't you the hip-hop fool)

We'll have some fun now, me and all the gang.

Learning from each other, while we do our thang.

Cosby Kids:

Hey Yo!

Big Al, he makes you feel alright.

Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight.

Hey Yo!

I know you wanna dance with us.

Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff.

Hey Yo!

Ooh, ah, I like your style.

Come on with me let's just break it down.

Na, na, na, na,

Na, na, na, na,

We're gonna have a good time!

Fat Albert:

They call me Fat Albert, that's my name.

And solvin' problems is my game.

Now get jumping if you're feelin' what I'm sayin', no delayin'.

Hey, hey, hey, man!

I'm so happy, so glad.

I wanna check myself,

Pinch myself,

Look at me, I love myself.

Since fat's where it's at I don't wanna get skinny.

For what? I like the bigger heart that's within me!

Cosby Kids:

Hey Yo!

Big Al, he make you feel alright.

Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight.

Hey Yo!

I know you wanna dance with us.

Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff.

Hey Yo!

Ooh, ah, I like your style.

Come on with me let's just break it down.

Na, na, na, na,

Na, na, na, na,

We're gonna have a good time!

Bill: (Go, Albert! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

Mush Mouth:

Howba, doba. (How ya doin?)

I gobe by da name of Mush Mouth. (I go by the name of Mush Mouth.)

I don't know what I'm sayin'.

But I know one thing,

We making mell butta bubba. (Ya, bodies bounce.)

Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba-ba bow butta. (B-b-b-bounce, but, uh)

I so ba jang when I hold my thang. (So, I do my thang)

Oh, but that was just thingamathing. (But that was just shakin' my thang)

Na, na, na, na, na

Cosby Kids:

Na, na, na, na, na

Hey Yo!

Big Al, he make you feel alright.

Shake your body at the party that we're having tonight.

Hey Yo!

I know you wanna dance with us.

Find a reason to jump around, move your stuff. Hey Yo!

Ooh, ah, I like your style.

Come on with me let's just break it down.

Na, na, na, na,

Na, na, na, na,

We're gonna have a good time!

Goin' To the Park:

(the Gang starts beatboxing)

Fat Albert:

Goin' to the park just to have some fun.

Waitin' on 2:30 just for our rerun.

We want to solve problems, just me and my gang.

(beatboxing pauses)

(resumes)

Fat Albert:

Hey, you we doin' our thang!

We doin' our thang, we doin' our thang!

Gang:

To the park! To the park!

Fat Albert Original Theme (Bad Version):

Na, na, na

Gonna have a bad time.

Ha, ha, ha!

Na, na, na

Gonna have a bad time.

Ha, ha, ha!

Na, na, na

Gonna have a bad time.

Ha, ha, ha!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Cast

External links

• Fat Albert quotes at the Internet Movie Database