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Jeannie: I can't believe I am betting my life on your sense of direction!

Dr. McKay: What are you talking about?! I've got an excellent sense of direction!

Jeannie: Oh, really? Remember when we went to West Edmonton Mall and Dad had to call the police to find you?

Dr. McKay: That mall was huge!

Jeannie: There were maps every seven metres!

Dr. McKay: Misleading ones!

• "Miller's Crossing", written by Martin Gero, Stargate Atlantis

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• Edmonton isn’t really the end of the world – although you can see it from there.
  • Ralph Klein, as quoted in "The best quotes from Ralph Klein’s colourful public life", The Globe and Mail

• [Edmonton is a] fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.
  • Ralph Klein, as quoted in "Welcome to Ralph's World: 10 of Ralph Klein's most colourful quotes", CTV News

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• Part of the learning curve in Edmonton is learning to hate Calgary.
  • Steve Smith, Hockey