Drake & Josh Go Hollywood (also known as Drake & Josh Go Hollywood: The Movie) is a made-for-TV film starring Drake Bell and Josh Peck from the Nickelodeon television series Drake & Josh.
Dialogue
- Josh: Can I ask your opinion on something serious?
- Megan: Is this about your rash?
- Josh: No!
- Audrey: [on why she won't go on a cruise] Boats sink.
- Walter: It's not a boat, it's a ship. And ships don't sink.
- Audrey: Tiiiiiiiiiiitanic.
- Walter: That was just a movie.
- Audrey: Based on a true story!
- Walter: ...For real?
- Josh: Where have you been?
- Drake: I told you, I went to go get a corn dog.
- Josh: It took you over an hour just to get one corn dog?!
- Drake: I also had a drink.
- Megan: Do you ever clean this car? It's full of trash.
- Drake: Hey, everything in this car is very important to me!
- Megan: [holding up a dead bird] Like this dead bird?
- Drake: Aw, Tweeter died!
- [after airport security had detained Drake and Josh]
- Head of Security: I hope you boys learned a very important lesson on how seriously we take airport security.
- Drake: Oh, we learned... Especially during that strip search.
- Josh: ...Which was shockingly thorough.
- Head of Security: We do our best. Have a nice day. [to Josh] And good luck with that rash.
- Josh: [angrily] Yeah, thanks.
- Megan: Excuse me? I think the pilot made a mistake. This plane is going to Denver, right?
- Attendant: No, we're in route to Los Angeles.
- Megan: Los Angeles?
- Attendant: Yes.
- Megan: ...Not Denver?
- Attendant: No.
- Megan: ...Those dumb boobs.
- [The flight attendant looks down her shirt in confusion]
- Drake: Okay, let's go and get Megan!
- Josh: Okay, but first...
- Drake: What?
- Josh: I gotta pee really bad.
- Drake: Well, can't you hold it?
- Josh: Yeah, I... [strained] No!
- Josh: I can't believe that we're in Los Angeles driving a stolen car!
- Drake: It's not stolen.
- Josh: STOLEN!!!!
- Drake: We borrowed it. Which is a perfectly reitable choice when you're trying to avoid being attacked by two maniacs.
Cast
- Drake Bell as Drake Parker
- Josh Peck as Josh Nichols
- Miranda Cosgrove as Megan Parker
- Nancy Sullivan as Audrey Parker Nichols
- Jonathan Goldstein as Walter Nichols
- John J. York as Milo McCrary
- Matt Newton as Deegan
- Nick von Esmarch as Brice Granger
- Jorge Luis Abreu as Ah'Lee
- Jordan Belfi as Mitch Gordon
- Colleen Kirley as MTV Secretary
- Dylan MacKenzie as Security Guard
- Michael Ralph as the police chief
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