Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days is an 2012 American comedy film and a sequel to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules.

Rodrick Heffley

  • I feel like a gangster right now!

Dialogue

[Plainview Municipal Pool; The Heffley family in their cartoon drawings walk through the parking lot]
Greg: I can't believe it's so crowded here. School isn't even out yet. Maybe we should come back.
Rodrick: How about never? Does "never" sound good?
Susan: [carrying Manny] Boys, a family swim is a great way to kick off the summer.
Frank: Let's not forget, opening day is free!
Greg: Wait a minute, this isn't camping.
Frank: Stan, you're a phoney, you're a fake!
Rowley: I've never actually played tennis before...
Greg: We've played Ultimate Tennis on the Wii. It's basically the same thing.
Rodrick: Loaded diaper, activate.
Frank: A man who never made mistakes never made anything.
Frank: You got a job!
Greg: Are you mad?
Frank: Not mad... just disappointed.
Rowley: In case we don't make it, there's something I have to tell you. One time I went to the bathroom and I didn't wash my hands.
Greg: One time, I used your toothbrush to get dog poop off my shoe.
Rowley: What?!
Greg:: When did you get a tattoo!?
Rodrick: There's a lot of things you don't know about me, Greggy.
Rodrick: [on microphone to the crowd] This song goes to a very, special little lady. Heather Hills, this one's for you. [takes off his jacket and throws it in the air]
Heather: Why aren't they wearing tuxes? They are supposed to be wearing tuxes!
Heather: [lividly] No. NO! [furiously picks up a microphone stand and starts walking towards Rodrick] I am going TO KILL YOU!!!
[Rodrick screams and ducks as Heather swings the microphone stand hitting a chocolate fountain, getting splatted in chocolate]

Cast

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