Channel Chasers is the eighteenth episode of Season 4 of The Fairly OddParents. It was the second Fairly OddParents television film. Alec Baldwin was a featured guest star in the voice role of Adult Timmy.

Dialogue

Mrs. Turner: Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter!
Doug Dimmadome: What, didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins?
Mr. Turner: Yes.
Timmy: What? You mean, when I get older, I lose you guys forever? And I forget I ever had you? What else could go wrong?!
[Vicky knocks on Timmy's door as Cosmo and Wanda poof back into their fishbowl. Vicky destroys Timmy's barricaded door with a flamethrower and an angry Mr. and Mrs. Turner begin to punish Timmy for his disobedience as Vicky does an evil laugh. They see Timmy with a rocket launcher he got from the television and the TV being turned on at the time.]
Timmy: Uh, this isn't what it looks like?
[The rocket launcher blasts the roof off the house and falls it on the Masked Man, who is standing on the tree.]
Masked Man (Future Timmy): AAH!
[The Turner house is completely destroyed and Mr. Turner's Boss arrives to give Mr. Turner the cleanest house award.]
Mr. Turner's Boss: Turner, I decided to give you a second chance and... [sees the trash Turner house] Good Heavens! [to Sheldon] Dinkleberg, catch this nicest house plaque and the raise that goes with it! [tosses Sheldon the award and money]
Sheldon: [happily] Sweet! Fetch, Dinkledog!
[Mr. Turner's Boss leaves and Mr. Turner becomes extremely angry as he pulls his hair out very hard.]
Mr. Turner: GRRRAAAH!
[Mrs. Turner takes away Timmy's magic remote and gives it to Vicky.]
Mrs. Turner: Here, Vicky. Take this. We're going to have a word with our irresponsible son.
Vicky: Have a nice violent talk. [to Timmy] I'll see you tommorrow. [laughs and begins to leave]
Timmy: HEY, WAIT! That's my remote! [tries to stop Vicky, but Mr. Turner catches him in the head]
Mr. Turner: [extremely angry] Which you deliberately used to disobey us, and then you busted the house and wrote that lie on the wall! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! [drops Timmy to the floor]
Timmy: But it's not my fault! It's Vicky's! She's evil! She's always being mean to me and always getting me into trouble!
Mrs. Turner: [sternly] Oh? Did she turn on your TV? Did she give you this bazooka?!
[Cut to Mr. Turner with the rocket launcher, trying to fire it at Sheldon's house.]
Mr. Turner: Which I can't fire at the Dinkleberg's house because it's out of ammo?!
Timmy: Well, no.
Mr. Turner: [angrily] Then why should we believe anything you say?
[Timmy becomes depressed as Mr. and Mrs. Turner leave to go get more ammo for the rocket launcher.]
Mr. Turner: When I get back from the ammo store, YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN! [leaves]
Vicky: Wow, I've never seen you so miserable. I should take another picture.
[Vicky takes a picture of Timmy being miserable and gives it to Timmy.]
Vicky: One for you. [puts a Bo Peep costume on Timmy] And one for the internet. [takes another picture of him and leaves]
Timmy: They didn't believe me about Vicky AGAIN! [rips up the Bo Peep costume] I AM SO SICK OF IT!
Mr. Crocker: [coming out of the psychiatric ward] At last, I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I've figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity! [Timmy's wish that no one remember anything from the last few days takes affect on him] What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This can only be the work of... FAIRIES! [laughs madly and runs back inside the hospital]
Young Timmy Turner: Older? What happens when I get older?
Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings." [gets out a pink sock puppet and a green one] You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
Wanda: Cosmo, no! Not that speech!
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: [to Timmy] We love you!
Mr. Turner: But I love you more!
[In the "Strawberry Shortcake" parody, "Paula Poundcake"]
Paula Poundcake: [introducing herself to the Masked Man] Hi, I'm Paula Poundcake, and this is Pup Tart.
[Pup-Tart pops out of the toaster as Paula bites off his nose and eats it as Pup-Tart barks in pain]
Donnie Donut: [introducing himself] And I'm Donnie Donut; and even though I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell!
[The characters run around the Masked Man.]
Paula Poundcake characters: [together] Our icing is niceing!
Paula Poundcake: [to the Masked Man] Are you made of licorice?
[Paula attempts to take a bite of The Masked Man's arm, but The Masked Man swipes his arm away before she can even take a bite of it]
Masked Man (Future Timmy): [runs over and grabs a rather large candy cane using it as a weapon] Get back, you frosted freaks! Back!
Paula Poundcake characters: Oooooohh!
[In the "Blue's Clues" parody, "Clint's Hints"]
Jeff: [to the audience; as he does a cartwheel into the scene] Hi, kids! I'm Jeff! [runs closer to the camera] Ignore the shaving cut and the five o'clock shadow. I'm really a kid, just like you. Hey, let's go find some hints! [runs backwards away from the camera] Some Clint's Hints! Come on!
[Jeff runs off screen to his right]
[Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]
Vicky: Today's show has been brought to you by the letter "V". [laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV]
[Cosmo and Wanda and the Timmies appear]
Timmy: This way! Quick!
[The Timmies walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda]
Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
[Everyone starts jumping into the TV]
Future Timmy: [about to fade back into the future] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Mahomushi". You can... change the future.
Timmy: But if I do, you won't exist!
Future Timmy: Sure I will, and I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know. [fades away]
Timmy: No, come back! Please! Please! [growls and then screams] Every time the same old thing. Every time, Vicky ruins it! And I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!
[Mr. and Mrs. Turner confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]
Mr. Turner: So, Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
Mrs. Turner: In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are and always have been an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!
Vicky: [in tears] I'm-I'm sorry! I blame television!
Mr. Turner: Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
Vicky: [uneasy] Yes...?
Mrs. Turner: Vicky, you're fired!
[Last lines, imitating Porky Pig]
Cosmo: Well... Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th...
Wanda: Cosmo, what's the matter with you?
Cosmo: Nothing. It's just really cold in here.

Cast

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