Channel Chasers is the eighteenth episode of Season 4 of The Fairly OddParents. It was the second Fairly OddParents television film. Alec Baldwin was a featured guest star in the voice role of Adult Timmy.
Dialogue
- Mrs. Turner: Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter!
- Doug Dimmadome: What, didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins?
- Mr. Turner: Yes.
- Timmy: What? You mean, when I get older, I lose you guys forever? And I forget I ever had you? What else could go wrong?!
- [Vicky knocks on Timmy's door as Cosmo and Wanda poof back into their fishbowl. Vicky destroys Timmy's barricaded door with a flamethrower and an angry Mr. and Mrs. Turner begin to punish Timmy for his disobedience as Vicky does an evil laugh. They see Timmy with a rocket launcher he got from the television and the TV being turned on at the time.]
- Timmy: Uh, this isn't what it looks like?
- [The rocket launcher blasts the roof off the house and falls it on the Masked Man, who is standing on the tree.]
- Masked Man (Future Timmy): AAH!
- [The Turner house is completely destroyed and Mr. Turner's Boss arrives to give Mr. Turner the cleanest house award.]
- Mr. Turner's Boss: Turner, I decided to give you a second chance and... [sees the trash Turner house] Good Heavens! [to Sheldon] Dinkleberg, catch this nicest house plaque and the raise that goes with it! [tosses Sheldon the award and money]
- Sheldon: [happily] Sweet! Fetch, Dinkledog!
- [Mr. Turner's Boss leaves and Mr. Turner becomes extremely angry as he pulls his hair out very hard.]
- Mr. Turner: GRRRAAAH!
- [Mrs. Turner takes away Timmy's magic remote and gives it to Vicky.]
- Mrs. Turner: Here, Vicky. Take this. We're going to have a word with our irresponsible son.
- Vicky: Have a nice violent talk. [to Timmy] I'll see you tommorrow. [laughs and begins to leave]
- Timmy: HEY, WAIT! That's my remote! [tries to stop Vicky, but Mr. Turner catches him in the head]
- Mr. Turner: [extremely angry] Which you deliberately used to disobey us, and then you busted the house and wrote that lie on the wall! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! [drops Timmy to the floor]
- Timmy: But it's not my fault! It's Vicky's! She's evil! She's always being mean to me and always getting me into trouble!
- Mrs. Turner: [sternly] Oh? Did she turn on your TV? Did she give you this bazooka?!
- [Cut to Mr. Turner with the rocket launcher, trying to fire it at Sheldon's house.]
- Mr. Turner: Which I can't fire at the Dinkleberg's house because it's out of ammo?!
- Timmy: Well, no.
- Mr. Turner: [angrily] Then why should we believe anything you say?
- [Timmy becomes depressed as Mr. and Mrs. Turner leave to go get more ammo for the rocket launcher.]
- Mr. Turner: When I get back from the ammo store, YOU ARE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN! [leaves]
- Vicky: Wow, I've never seen you so miserable. I should take another picture.
- [Vicky takes a picture of Timmy being miserable and gives it to Timmy.]
- Vicky: One for you. [puts a Bo Peep costume on Timmy] And one for the internet. [takes another picture of him and leaves]
- Timmy: They didn't believe me about Vicky AGAIN! [rips up the Bo Peep costume] I AM SO SICK OF IT!
- Mr. Crocker: [coming out of the psychiatric ward] At last, I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I've figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity! [Timmy's wish that no one remember anything from the last few days takes affect on him] What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This can only be the work of... FAIRIES! [laughs madly and runs back inside the hospital]
- Young Timmy Turner: Older? What happens when I get older?
- Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings." [gets out a pink sock puppet and a green one] You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
- Wanda: Cosmo, no! Not that speech!
- Mr. and Mrs. Turner: [to Timmy] We love you!
- Mr. Turner: But I love you more!
- [In the "Strawberry Shortcake" parody, "Paula Poundcake"]
- Paula Poundcake: [introducing herself to the Masked Man] Hi, I'm Paula Poundcake, and this is Pup Tart.
- [Pup-Tart pops out of the toaster as Paula bites off his nose and eats it as Pup-Tart barks in pain]
- Donnie Donut: [introducing himself] And I'm Donnie Donut; and even though I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell!
- [The characters run around the Masked Man.]
- Paula Poundcake characters: [together] Our icing is niceing!
- Paula Poundcake: [to the Masked Man] Are you made of licorice?
- [Paula attempts to take a bite of The Masked Man's arm, but The Masked Man swipes his arm away before she can even take a bite of it]
- Masked Man (Future Timmy): [runs over and grabs a rather large candy cane using it as a weapon] Get back, you frosted freaks! Back!
- Paula Poundcake characters: Oooooohh!
- [In the "Blue's Clues" parody, "Clint's Hints"]
- Jeff: [to the audience; as he does a cartwheel into the scene] Hi, kids! I'm Jeff! [runs closer to the camera] Ignore the shaving cut and the five o'clock shadow. I'm really a kid, just like you. Hey, let's go find some hints! [runs backwards away from the camera] Some Clint's Hints! Come on!
- [Jeff runs off screen to his right]
- [Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]
- Vicky: Today's show has been brought to you by the letter "V". [laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV]
- [Cosmo and Wanda and the Timmies appear]
- Timmy: This way! Quick!
- [The Timmies walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda]
- Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
- [Everyone starts jumping into the TV]
- Future Timmy: [about to fade back into the future] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Mahomushi". You can... change the future.
- Timmy: But if I do, you won't exist!
- Future Timmy: Sure I will, and I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know. [fades away]
- Timmy: No, come back! Please! Please! [growls and then screams] Every time the same old thing. Every time, Vicky ruins it! And I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!
- [Mr. and Mrs. Turner confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]
- Mr. Turner: So, Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
- Mrs. Turner: In the face of this overwhelming evidence that you are and always have been an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!
- Vicky: [in tears] I'm-I'm sorry! I blame television!
- Mr. Turner: Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
- Vicky: [uneasy] Yes...?
- Mrs. Turner: Vicky, you're fired!
- [Last lines, imitating Porky Pig]
- Cosmo: Well... Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th...
- Wanda: Cosmo, what's the matter with you?
- Cosmo: Nothing. It's just really cold in here.
Cast
- Tara Strong as Young Timmy Turner, Paula Poundcake, Vicky and Tootie's Mom, Tommy Turner and Tammy Turner
- Alec Baldwin as Adult Timmy
- Daran Norris as Cosmo and Mr. Turner
- Susanne Blakeslee as Wanda and Mrs. Turner
- Grey DeLisle as Vicky, Tootie and Robot Vicky
- Carlos Alazraqui as Denzel Crocker, Sheldon Dinkleberg, Dinkledog, Tony Futurelli and Mayor of Dimmsdale
- Jason Marsden as Clint (live-action), Chester McBadbat, Jeff, Johnny Hunt and Shaggy Rogers
- Gary LeRoi Gray as AJ
- Kevin Michael Richardson as Adult AJ, Mr. Turner's Boss, Snoop, Donnie Donut and Frosty the Snowman
- Dee Bradley Baker as Big Kid and Adult #5
- Jim Ward as Chet Ubetcha, Mr. Joel, Vicky and Tootie's Dad, Doug Dimmadome and Blackbird
- S. Scott Bullock as TV Host, Wrestler #1 and Bird
- Butch Hartman as Race Official
- Chris Kirkpatrick as Chip Skylark
- Adam West as himself
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