Back at the Barnyard is a Nickelodeon show that is a spin-off of the 2006 film Barnyard. The show, which debuted in 2007, includes pop culture references and parodies.

Season 1

The Good, The Bad, and the Snotty/Escape From the Barnyard [1.1]

Freddy: He seems nice... or, wait, not nice. What's the word? It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, yeah, dangerously insane!
Freddy: Yay, I love kabobs! [everyone looks at him] Sorry.
Pig: My work here is done.
Duke: [whining and punching a post] No, I do not want to be eaten. I'm too young!
Pip: Dude, you're a dog. The farmer won't eat you.
Duke: What, you're saying I wouldn't go nice with some low-fat chips and a cherry cola?

Cowman and Ratboy/Cow's Best Friend [1.2]

Otis: Pip and I have this great idea. We totally want you guys to join us.
Bessy: Yeah, I'll do that right after never.
Otis: With great cow power, there must also come great cow responsibility!

Chez Pig/The Right Cow [1.3]

Duke: [sticking paws into a hot pot] This is boiling water, isn't it?
Female Patron: And I'd like a side salad.
Bessy: Yeah, well, I'd like a cruise to Barbados, but that's not happening either.

Saving Mrs. Beady/The Farmer Takes a Woman [1.3]

[all stuck in shed]
Pig: Gotta say, not too crazy 'bout the new digs.
Otis: I dunno. I kinda like it. It gives the chance to really know each other; like the various meats of a hoagie.
Otis: [writing personal advertisement for the Farmer] Let's see now ... Gloomy farmer seeking anyone with pulse. Hmm ... We should hot it up a little.
Pip: Write he's rich. The ladies love the cheddar.
Otis: [writing] Rich farmer.
Abby: And he gotta have muscles!
Otis: [writing] Rich, really bulky farmer.
Pig: Yes, but don't write farmer! Write [writing] exploding lion tamer.
Abby: Even more bulky! And write that he has a pony! [writing] Has a pony...
Otis: Okay, I will read it to you. Erfglag 7 star number sign glarg... Man, I wish we had fingers!
Pip: I can do it. [jumps on the keyboard] There, what do you think?
Otis: [reading] "Wealthy, agricultural mogul with body of a Tutanic god wants to share his heart with you."
[everybody likes it]

Hypno-A-Go-Go/Fowl Play [1.5]

[Otis watches a boxing film, eyes on the watch as he swings it left to right, and then hypnotizes himself]
Otis: Oh, watch. It's just you and me. And I'm not letting you out of my sight. Why would I? I mean you're so round and pretty and shiny and... [hypnotized] ...wavy
Boxing coach: Now listen up kid. You got to do exactly what I say.
Otis: Do exactly what you say.
Boxing coach: You've got Farmer on the ropes. He's ready to fall. When you hear the bell, destroy Farmer.
Otis: When I hear the bell, destroy farmer. DESTROY FARMER!!! [falls to sleep]

Doppelganger/Save the Clams [1.22]

[Duke has been replaced with an imposter at the Vet]
The Vet: Okay Baxter, it's doggy-doctor time! Who loves his doggy-doctor? You do, yes you do, yes you do!
Duke: [mumbled protestation]
The Vet: Aw, don't be scared, boy, this won't hurt at all. [reads "Duke's" chart] Oh, deep de-worming. I was wrong. [starts up a giant machine] This is gonna hurt! Yes, it is, yes it is!
[Duke recoils in terror]
The Vet: Aw, relax Baxter, the worst is over, yes it is, yes it is! [takes of safety goggles, reads chart again] Oops, I'm wrong. Says here I have to flush out your brain hole. [picks up a large syringe-like device] Who's got a dirty brain. Baxter does, yes he does!
[Duke is mortified]
Duke: Hang in there, Duke. You've been poked, drilled, humiliated, but there's nothing they can do to break you. Nothing!
The Vet: [returns with a bucket of leeches] Okay, Baxter, time for your butt-leeching. Who's gonna his butt leeched? Baxter is, yes he is!
Duke: Okay, that's it! [knocks leeches into The Vet's face and runs away]
The Vet: Oh, the leeches are on my face. [stumbles into wall] Who's draining my face blood? [hits head on examination lamp] You are, yes you are! [collapses from blood loss/head trauma]

Barnyard Idol

Peck: Why, it sounds like a heavenly angel.
Freddy: Or a bewitching sorceress luring us to our doom.
Otis: Hey, maybe the angel and the sorceress had a kid... a...
Freddy: You mean a sorcer-angel?
Otis: No, more like an angel-ress.

Season 2

Dummy and Dummier

Freddy: So, Mr.Jinx, how are you tonight?
Mr.Jinx: Pretty good, thanks.
Freddy: Good, now say that again while I drink water.
Mr.Jinx: Pretty.... good, thanks! (Freddy chokes)
Otis: Bravo! Bravisimo! Amazing!
Abby:(whispers) Otis, he's not good.
Otis: (whispers) You want him to dislocate his bones again?! Laugh it up!(Otis, Pip, Abby, Pig, and Peck pretend that they're laughing)
Freddy: So, Mr.Jinx, what's the hardest part about being a dummy?
Mr.Jinx: Why don't you ask your pal Otis? He's the biggest moron I know! (the audience laughs, except Otis and co.)
Mr.Jinx: Hey, Peck! Some tree fungus just called! He wants his personality back! (the audience laughs harder)
Mr.Jinx: Why did the tubby, disgusting loser cross the road? To get away from Pig! (the audience laughs even harder)

Snotty and Snottier

Mrs. Beady: [to Bernard, after catching him torture Snotty Boy] I'm sending you back to your mother and father, and you're never coming back here again! EVEEERRRRR!!!!
Bernard: [to Snotty Boy, as Mrs. Beady drags him away] I'll be back, Eugene! AND I'M GONNA EAT YOUR SILLY-BILLY SKULL!

Cast

United States

Regular cast

Much of the original cast from the movie reprised their roles. However, Kevin James, who had voiced Otis in the previous film, Andie MacDowell, who voiced Etta, and Megan Cavanagh, who voiced Hanna, did not return for the series. Others, such as Abby the cow, were created especially for the series.

Minor characters

Guest stars

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