Atomic Roger

Maximus: How much longer is this going to take?

Minimus: I'm trying to capture your good side, sir. It's not so easy!

Maximus: Show me what you've done.

Minimus: I think it's quite a good likeness myself.

Maximus: I want more than just a FOOT! I want a giant gold statue a hundred feet high, proclaiming my evil glory to all the galaxy!

Minimus: But we've only stolen enough gold for the foot. And one ear.

Maximus: Then steal more GOLD!

Sparky: This is it! Maximus's robots are robbing the gold mines of Abraxax Four!

Betty: X-5, get us into hyperspace! And both of you stop looking at my hair!

Roger: Listen, Kitty--

Betty: It's Betty.

Roger: Right. Cathy, it's been a thrill chatting with you, but I really have to go now.

(He gives her a card.)

Roger: Here. My hairstylist. You need to call her right away.

Betty: I hope no one is looking at my hair.

(Sparky and X-5 look away, whistling.)

Maximus: Who is this new Guardian who foiled my plans!?

Minimus: Oh. Atomic Roger, sir. He's running everything! Though he does have fantastic hair.

Maximus: Huh? Who cares about his hair!? Behold! Let's see this Atomic Roger stop my new army of gold-pilfering robots! Fly, my pretties, fly!

Betty: This is getting ridiculous! How am I supposed to save the day if he's always getting here first!?

Sparky: I'm telling you, it's the hair.

Maximus: Ugh. That girl is bad enough. But that ROGER!?

Minimus: Ooh, isn't he dreamy? Gah! I mean, what a jerk!

Maximus: Look at the fool! No one dares to stop me!

Betty: Come on, boys! I'm not afraid to get a little dirty!

Maximus: With that hair, I'm not surprised.

Toxic Talent

X-5: Colosians are the environmental police of the cosmos. Their sensitivity is matched only by their commitment to peace and love.

Sparky: No wonder Maximus hates them!

Betty: What in the cosmos is that!?

Maximus: Aha. Atomic Betty. Welcome to my dance party.

Minimus: Except YOU weren't invited! (Burps)

Maximus: Watch your manners.

Minimus: Ooh, nice shot!

Maximus: I don't have time to play these RIDICULOUS games! I'm trying to take over the universe.

Minimus: Yes, your gameship.

Maximus: Game, set and match! Mwahahahahahaha!

Dalton: Where did you get those extra chords, Betty?

Betty: Out of a manual. Called "Guitar Playing For Idiots"!

Osbournes: All right!

Maximus: I know that voice!

Minimus: Ooh. Sounds like Atomic Betty. She's not bad.

But the Cat Came Back

Sparky: Why couldn't she own a rabbit?

Sparky: Jumping Jupiter!

Lost in Spa

X-5: And when I was nine, I was sent to Camp Positron and bullied by a satellite dish.

Sparky: What have you done to our commander!?

Maximus: Oh dear! It appears he's been cryogenically frozen. Who could have done such a dastardly deed? Oh, that's right. It was me.

Maximus: What!?

Minimus: Juice break, union rules.

Employee: I said we hold that position until I say so!

Maximus & Minimus: Yes, ma'am......

Spindly Tam Kanushu

Betty: I have to go.

Penelope: Late for your plastic surgeon?

Minimus: Oh, bravo! Encore! Encore! Hmph. I've seen better.

Spindly Tam Kanushu: Take good care of Freddie here. I've got to take the show on the road. Well! I'm off! Come on, boys!

Science Fair

Maximus: "Maxi-Mmm" pet food is never watered down. Because Maximus hates water. Your Zanthian Zibret will love "Maxi-Mmm" pet food. It's fit for a king, whether your kingdom is a litter box, or....the universe! Mwahahahaha! Antoine Lucci: Cut! Brilliant! A work of a genius! That would be me, Antoine Lucci. You were good too, Maximus. I laughed, I cried.

(Wave splashes over Maximus's ship.)

Maximus: Aaaaaaaaaah!

(He cowers.)

Minimus: Heh heh heh!

Maximus: You didn't see that. I HATE WATER!!!

Furball for the Sneeze

Maximus Displeasure

The Doppelganger

Cosmic Cake

Attack of the Evil Baby

Space Brains

When Worlds Collide

The Ghost Ship of Aberdeffia

The Great Race

Poached Egg

Max Land

[during a rollercoaster ride, one of the weapons incinerated the vehicle]

X-5: I suddenly lost my attraction for this attraction.

Betty: [running] Sparky, I'll save you!

[Scene changes to Betty being carried away by two robots]

Robot: You are being disruptive and we must ask you to leave. We hoped you've enjoyed your stay at Max Land.

Sparky: Craters! I'm gonna miss it!