Episode 1.Newest School Training

Kim Possible: American dragon, Just prepare to become a pair of boots!

Kim Possible: Ah, yes. Do not you know what would magnificent stuffed and mount on the wall of the Bad Liar?

Ron Stoppable: Let me guess. [looks through the spyglass, spying on Numbuh 5 and Heatsonia]

Ron Stoppable: A pair of dragon skins?

[He and Ron Stoppable laugh]

Episode 3.The Legend of Dragon Tooth

Haley: Jake told me not to, um... rip the door off the hinges, break the ceiling fan, and spray the fire extinguishers everywhere... but I wouldn't listen. [smiles, revealing one lost tooth] Sorry!

Episode 5.Act 4, Scene 15

Huntsman: Blast that American Dragon! We'll pick up the search tomorrow. We will find him. And the beetle.

Rose: [taking her mask off] For all we know, the dragons have already send it back to Egypt. Maybe we should just give up, and--

Huntsman: Give up? Those dragons need to be slain! Never forget that! [He takes his glove off, to show Rose his mark on his palm.] It is your calling, as it is mine. As it is theirs. [Huntsman shows Rose the statues of Huntsclan members. Rose looks at her dragon-shaped birthmark]

Rose: I understand, Huntsmaster. But what's so important about this one Egyptian bug?

Huntsman: For generations, the Huntsclan have hunted magical creatures. And for generations, dragons have stood in their way. But no more. Once we locate the scarab, we will use its life-giving powers to revive past generations of the Huntsclan. Hundreds shall be reborn and become my army-- An army which will wipe out dragons forever! [cackling]

Episode 6.Eye of the Beholder

Pageant Host: I'll be the most powerful game show host in the land! Deal with that Trebek.

Episode 15.Jake Takes the Cake

Susan: Jake, what are you doing?

Jake: Making a complete fool of myself on national TV.

Susan: Okay! Well good luck with that!

Episode 21.The Hunted

[Rose has Jake tied up and charges him]

Rose: Its over dragon! Say goodbye!

Jake: Rose, no!

Rose: [stops in shock] What did you just call me?

Jake: Rose. If you want to say goodbye, say it to my human face. [takes on human form] Rose, its me.

Rose: [takes off her mask, shocked] Jake? [pauses then charges him] Hiyah!

Jake: [discovers Rose cut him free and is running away] Rose, wait! [tries to follow but trips on the ropes]

Episode 2.Half Baked

Brad: That's right, the Bradster makes Home Ec home excellent.

Episode 7.Family Business

Balthazar: I do what I love, and I love what I do.

Episode 9.Dreamscape

[Jake and Rose are on yet another dream date. This time, they are in a hot-air balloon perched on a purple mountaintop.]

Jake: Whoa! What's this?

Rose: The "Voyage" channel aired a special on hot-air balloons. I kept flipping between that and "America's Wackiest Home Videos".

[Jake looks at Rose and is surprised Rose is a fan of "America's Wackiest Home Videos"]

Jake: Hey, isn't that the show where everybody's pants...

[A pair of hands magically appear to pull down Jake's pants, then Jake pulls them back up]

Rose: Yep, that one.

Episode 14.Supernatural Tuesday

Nigel: Don't reach my knees on the b-ball court, why's a kid named Long gots to be so short?

Episode 16.Hong Kong Longs

[The Dark Dragon makes a long speech about his villainous plans]

Spud: Excuse me! I move we skip the cool villain banter and get right to the Kung-Fu!

Councilor Andam: I second the mortal's motion! Get him!

Spud: [as everyone's losing] You might be winning, but that evil laugh is still a cliche!

Bananas B: [sees that his side is losing] I think I'm going to sit this one out, I'm against violence. [turns to see Fu Dog]

Fu Dog: Really? [chases Bananas away] Because I'm all for it! Agoo!

Episode 18.Love Cruise

Cupid: Papi's off to Cancun to get his groove back!

Jake: Rose I my Boo After all we been throught, And a love that's taboo, Going on the love criu...

Episode 20.Homecoming

Huntsman: [after seeing Jake unmorphed] So this is the American dragon's true human form.

Jake: I wish Rose was never taken by the Huntsclan!

Huntsman: [holding one of the Aztec Skulls] By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hearby wish...! [knocked out by a blast from Rose from behind]

Rose: The destruction of all Huntsclan! [all Huntsclan members start to get sucked into the air where they vaporize]

Episode 25.Magic Enemy #1

Bananas B: Train Zords for Rose is what me is naming, animal guardian's what I'm gaming. I'm telling you, dawg, yo, quit your yelping, I'm a monkey what's into helping.

Episode 26.Ghost Story

Benny: Hi! I'm Benny! I get picked on a lot, so I've sealed myself in this bully-resistant wonder-ball!

Craig:: He's Chris.

Chris:: He's Craig.

Craig:: We're identical twins, only I weigh five pounds more than Chris.

Chris:: Not for long, you don't!