Page Miss Glory (1936 film)

The cartoon opens with the small town of Hicksville preparing to welcome Miss Glory. In a local hotel, teenage bellhop Abner is anxiously awaiting her arrival, and has prepared for it, but falls asleep while waiting. As he sleeps, he enters a dream sequence in which the hotel morphs into the Cosmopolitan Hotel, an upscale establishment in the big city, with Abner morphing into a fully grown bellhop at the same time. A man arrives and asks the now grown-up Abner to page Miss Glory, a guest at the hotel, and deliver a message to her. Other men arrive demanding that he page the young woman for them.

Soon, a chorus of well-dressed men begins singing "Page Miss Glory", a song that had been introduced in the feature film of the same name a year earlier. Abner joins in the singing. (In the 1930s, it was common for a cartoon short to be built around a song, with "I Love to Singa", also released in 1936, being another example). The distinct way Abner pronounces "Glory", as "Glore-EE", is loosely based on the bellhop character in the Philip Morris cigarette advertisements on radio and later television, who always called out to page "Phil-ip More-Iss" as he made his way through a hotel. That character was played by Johnny Roventini for nearly 40 years.

Abner meets someone he mistakes for Miss Glory, and he carelessly steps on the train of the woman's dress, ripping the garment off just as she crosses behind a potted plant. This woman then takes two large leaves off the same plant and begins performing a fan dance, oblivious to the fact that others are watching. Eventually, the presence of "Miss Glory" is announced over the hotel's PA system. Abner, in his rush to finally see her, is unable to get into any elevator for a while everyone else rushes, and eventually he brings back one of the elevators by turning its arrow, only for the elevator operator to then refuse to take him up. While "Miss Glory" -- shown in the dream as a Harlow-type blonde -- is performing in the upper floors of the hotel, Abner is trying to figure out how to work the elevator, but ends up knocked out of the building and in front of a streetcar.

The angry streetcar conductor in the big city transforms into the hotel manager in Hicksville, awakening Abner from his glamorous dream and bringing him back to reality. The manager tells Abner that Miss Glory has arrived for her stay, and the bellhop rushes out to greet the woman of his fantasies. The real Miss Glory emerges from a limousine and turns out to be a little girl, barely older than a toddler, causing Abner to swoon in amazement. The child then declares, "Boy, do I slay 'em!" as the cartoon irises out.

Produced by Leon Schlesinger. Words and music by Warren and Dubin. Moderne Art conceived and designed by Leadora Congdon.

• Page Miss Glory is the only Warner Bros. cartoon with all of its crew uncredited. However, rural caricatures of some of them, including Avery, Jones, Clampett and writer Melvin 'Tubby' Millar, can be seen outside the hotel at the end of the cartoon.
• The 'moderne art' sequence has been much imitated in later years, for example in the title cartoon for Jeeves and Wooster, Granada Television 1990-3.

• Page Miss Glory is available on Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 6, Disc 4, and Looney Tunes Platinum Collection: Volume 2, Disc 2.

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