Jeremy Williams (cricketer)

Jeremy Williams (born 19 January 1979) was an English cricketer. He was a right-handed batsman and wicket-keeper who played for Devon. He was born in Plymouth.

Williams, who played in the Minor Counties Championship for the team between 1998 and 2003, made two List A appearances, between 2001 and 2002.

Williams made a top score of 40 runs, in his debut List A appearance.

Known as 'The Count' to his friends due to his uncanny likeness to the Sesame Street character, Williams last season was 2015-16 appearance was for his local club side.

Has recently opened a grinder account and is available for home visits south of the greater Bristol area.

Jeremy has a fondness for wearing white suits and strutting his stuff down the main street during a Argyle Vs Portsmouth derby.

When talking to a group of people he likes to oscillate his hands in a manner not unlike someone trying to tune an invisible transistor radio. Doctors have since confirmed that this is due to him having PTSD having being dismissed by numerous spin bowlers in his playing career, this was the main weakness of 'The Count'.

Known Phobias

Jeremy is very superstitious and not only believes in but is deathly afraid of ghosts. Around Halloween he books into an isolated 'non-haunted' house until this festive period has passed. So far this location is unknown to those outside of his family having previously advertised a previous retreat which was then subsequently haunted and no longer suitable as a venue. Crabs - doesn't like them never has. The feeling is mutual. Bigfoot - although closely related to the beast of myth its humanoid appearance and complete coverage of hair unnerves him. To near obsessive levels he frequently is waxed all over and competes at 'The UK's Smoothest Men's Skin Award's' and has a long and distinguished career having earned 'Most Juvenile Complexion' and 'Master Silky Sack'. He is looking forward to competing again in 2020 after a freak injury to his waxing partner meant he had to miss the 2019 competition that he was a favourite to win his fourth consecutive title. Camels - doesn't understand why an animal would store water and not just carry a bottle with them. Left hand opening doors - doesn't understand them. Never will and shows no signs of wanting to change this. To date it has meant he has not attended 7 weddings, 3 holidays and 22 PTA meetings. He has been quoted as saying 'it hasn't held me back'.

He is available for bookings and currently has a TripAdvisor rating of 1.3 out of 5 from his 12 reviews. Overwhelming feedback has been 'didn't even try to open the door (LH door)' 'sat in the corner and ate a pasty. When he finished he gave a toast which was a word for word reading of Jackass 3. That's not even the good one' 'Very clean. Didn't understand why he wore a white suit but seemed very comfortable wearing it.'