White Trash Christmas

White Trash Christmas is the fifth and final Christmas album by Bob Rivers, released in 2002.

Track listing

1. Aquaclaus - 2:47

   Straight parody of "Aqualung" as performed by Jethro Tull, describing the less savory aspects of a department-store Santa Claus.

2. What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - 3:08

   A hardcore hip-hop interpretation of James Lord Pierpont's classic winter carol.

3. Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer - 1:44

   Straight parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" as performed by Elmo Shropshire; the song describes reindeer attacking terror leader Osama bin Laden.

4. White Trash Christmas - 2:46

   Parody of "White Christmas," performed by hillbillies as a down-tempo country music piece.

5. Little Hooters Girl - 1:52

   Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy," performed by an all-male, a cappella chorus: M-pact. Song describes, in crude terms, the assets of a waitress at a Hooters restaurant.

6. Be Claus I Got High - 3:27

   Straight parody of "Because I Got High" as performed by Afroman.

7. Not So Silent Night - 1:55

   Fast-tempo Hard Rock rendition

8. Me and Mrs. Claus - 2:20

   Straight parody of "Me and Mrs. Jones" as performed by Billy Paul.

9. Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas - 1:49

   Parody of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," sung by Bob Rivers. The song makes references to Ozzy Osbourne's antics and his then-popular reality show The Osbournes.

10. Merry Christmas Allah - 2:41

    Straight parody of "Merry Christmas Darling" as performed by The Carpenters, with an Islamic twist.

11. Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree - 1:51

    Straight parody of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" as performed by Brenda Lee.

12. I'll Be Stoned for Christmas - 2:27

    Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas," performed by a drunken Dean Martin impersonator.

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