Video on Trial (season 1)

Video on Trial (season 1)
Country of origin Canada
No. of episodes 37
Release
Original network MuchMusic
Original release August 15, 2005 (2005-08-15) – August 6, 2006 (2006-08-06)
Season chronology

The first season of the Canadian television comedy series Video on Trial premiered on MuchMusic on August 15, 2005 and concluded on August 6, 2006. It consists of 37 episodes.

Episodes

The show uses a courtroom-style format: each episode usually consists of five music videos being "tried" by five different people, usually comedians, musicians, and entertainment columnists, acting as the "jurors". From the first to mid-fifth seasons, the end of each episode featured a final "verdict" given to each video being "tried".

This list is arranged in the order in which the episodes were broadcast, and does not include spin-off "specials" (such as Stars on Trial). The list contains the air dates, episode numbers, "accused" music videos, and "jurors" of each episode of the season.

EpisodeJurorsAccusedOriginal airdate
1.01
  1. "Ass Like That" – Eminem
  2. "Do Somethin'" – Britney Spears
  3. "99 Problems" – Jay-Z
  4. "Beverly Hills" – Weezer
  5. "Hollaback Girl" – Gwen Stefani
 August 15, 2005
1.02
  1. "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" – Jessica Simpson
  2. "Candy Shop" – 50 Cent featuring Olivia
  3. "Get Right" – Jennifer Lopez
  4. "Lose Control" – Missy Elliott featuring Ciara and Fatman Scoop
  5. "I Just Wanna Live" – Good Charlotte
 August 22, 2005
1.03
  1. "Milkshake" – Kelis
  2. "Let's Go" – Shawn Desman
  3. "I Miss You" – Blink-182
  4. "Splash Waterfalls" – Ludacris
  5. "We Belong Together" – Mariah Carey
 August 29, 2005
1.04
  • Jan Caruana
  • Tamla-Mai Deleon
  • Quinn Martin
  • Chris Murphy
  • Fraser Young
  1. "Crazy in Love" – Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z
  2. "Caught Up" – Usher
  3. "La La" – Ashlee Simpson
  4. "Shut Up!" – Simple Plan
  5. "Call on Me" – Eric Prydz
 September 5, 2005
1.05
  1. "Dirrty" – Christina Aguilera featuring Redman
  2. "Jesus Walks" – Kanye West
  3. "Our Lips Are Sealed" – Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff
  4. "Oh" – Ciara featuring Ludacris
  5. "Behind Blue Eyes" – Limp Bizkit
 September 12, 2005
1.06
  1. "Since U Been Gone" – Kelly Clarkson
  2. "Hot in Herre" – Nelly
  3. "Don't Cha" – The Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes
  4. "Wait" – Ying Yang Twins
  5. "Gangsters and Thugs" – Transplants
 September 26, 2005
1.07
  1. "Just Want You to Know" – Backstreet Boys
  2. "Toxic" – Britney Spears
  3. "Rumors" – Lindsay Lohan
  4. "Got Some Teeth" – Obie Trice
  5. "Fall to Pieces" – Velvet Revolver
 October 2, 2005
1.08
  1. "Don't Phunk with My Heart" – The Black Eyed Peas
  2. "Be Easy" – Massari
  3. "What You Waiting For?" – Gwen Stefani
  4. "All These Things That I've Done" – The Killers
  5. "Complicated" – Avril Lavigne
 October 9, 2005
1.09
  1. "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" – Bloodhound Gang
  2. "Shake It Off" – Mariah Carey
  3. "Wake Up" – Hilary Duff
  4. "We Be Burnin'" – Sean Paul
  5. "Sugar, We're Goin Down" – Fall Out Boy
 October 16, 2005
1.10
  1. "Can't Hold Us Down" – Christina Aguilera featuring Lil' Kim
  2. "Do You Want To" – Franz Ferdinand
  3. "Dip It Low" – Christina Milian
  4. "We Are All on Drugs" – Weezer
  5. "Stand Up" – Ludacris featuring Shawnna
 October 30, 2005
1.11
  1. "My Prerogative" – Britney Spears
  2. "P.I.M.P." – 50 Cent featuring Snoop Dogg
  3. "Like You" – Bow Wow featuring Ciara
  4. "The Reason" – Hoobastank
  5. "Truth" – Seether
 November 6, 2005
1.12
  1. "Just Lose It" – Eminem
  2. "Tilt Ya Head Back" – Nelly featuring Christina Aguilera
  3. "Everybody's Fool" – Evanescence
  4. "Roses" – Outkast
  5. "Just Like a Pill" – Pink
 November 13, 2005
1.13
  1. "My Humps" – The Black Eyed Peas
  2. "First Date" – Blink-182
  3. "Girls & Boys" – Good Charlotte
  4. "Dance, Dance" – Fall Out Boy
  5. "Naughty Girl" – Beyoncé
 November 20, 2005
1.14
  1. "Luxurious" – Gwen Stefani featuring Slim Thug
  2. "The Way You Move" – Outkast featuring Sleepy Brown
  3. "Cry Me a River" – Justin Timberlake
  4. "Stacy's Mom" – Fountains of Wayne
  5. "Doesn't Remind Me" – Audioslave
 November 27, 2005
1.15
  1. "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)" – Lindsay Lohan
  2. "Diamonds from Sierra Leone" – Kanye West
  3. "Jesus of Suburbia" – Green Day
  4. "Whenever, Wherever" – Shakira
  5. "Shadow" – Ashlee Simpson
 December 4, 2005
1.16
  1. "Hung Up" – Madonna
  2. "Lean Back" – Terror Squad featuring Fat Joe
  3. "Heartbreaker" – Mariah Carey featuring Jay-Z
  4. "Helena" – My Chemical Romance
  5. "Bye Bye Bye" – 'N Sync
 December 25, 2005
1.17
  1. "Everytime" – Britney Spears
  2. "The New Workout Plan" – Kanye West
  3. "Perfect Situation" – Weezer
  4. "Twisted Transistor" – Korn
  5. "Don't Bother" – Shakira
 December 25, 2005
1.18
  1. "With You" – Jessica Simpson
  2. "One Way Ticket" – The Darkness
  3. "Window Shopper" – 50 Cent
  4. "Hero" – Enrique Iglesias
  5. "All That I've Got" – The Used
 January 15, 2006
1.19
  1. "Me Against the Music" – Britney Spears featuring Madonna
  2. "LOVE" – Ashlee Simpson
  3. "Mr. Brightside" – The Killers
  4. "When I'm Gone" – Eminem
  5. "Burn" – Usher
 January 22, 2006
1.20
  1. "It's My Life" – No Doubt
  2. "Can't Stop" – Red Hot Chili Peppers
  3. "Teachers Suck" – Tom Green
  4. "She Will Be Loved" – Maroon 5
  5. "21 Questions" – 50 Cent featuring Nate Dogg
 January 29, 2006
1.21
  1. "Heard 'Em Say" – Kanye West featuring Adam Levine
  2. "Resolve" – Foo Fighters
  3. "Where's Your Head At" – Basement Jaxx
  4. "Papa Don't Preach" – Kelly Osbourne
  5. "Ch-Check It Out" – Beastie Boys
 February 5, 2006
1.22
  1. "Beautiful Soul" – Jesse McCartney
  2. "Over" – Lindsay Lohan
  3. "My Band" – D12
  4. "Batter Up" – Nelly and St. Lunatics
  5. "The Denial Twist" – The White Stripes
 February 19, 2006
1.23
  1. "Just a Lil Bit" – 50 Cent
  2. "Feeling This" – Blink-182
  3. "Juicebox" – The Strokes
  4. "Don't Forget About Us" – Mariah Carey
  5. "Get Back" – Ludacris
 February 26, 2006
1.24
  1. "Lucky" – Britney Spears
  2. "Wake Me Up When September Ends" – Green Day
  3. "Laffy Taffy" – D4L
  4. "Scars" – Papa Roach
  5. "We Are All Made of Stars" – Moby
 March 5, 2006
1.25
  1. "Thinking of You (I Drive Myself Crazy)" – 'N Sync
  2. "Pump It" – The Black Eyed Peas
  3. "Hella Good" – No Doubt
  4. "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)" – Chris Brown
  5. "Bat Country" – Avenged Sevenfold
 March 12, 2006
1.26
  1. "Stupid Girls" – Pink
  2. "It's Gonna Be Me" – 'N Sync
  3. "Touch the Sky" – Kanye West featuring Lupe Fiasco
  4. "Stan" – Eminem featuring Dido
  5. "Dirty Little Secret" – The All-American Rejects
 March 27, 2006
1.27
  1. "Sorry" – Madonna
  2. "Everlong" – Foo Fighters
  3. "Signs" – Snoop Dogg featuring Justin Timberlake and Charlie Wilson
  4. "Trouble" – Pink
  5. "Touch It" – Busta Rhymes
 April 10, 2006
1.28
  1. "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me"" – Fall Out Boy
  2. "She Hates Me" – Puddle of Mudd
  3. "I Know You Don't Love Me" – Tony Yayo featuring G-Unit
  4. "Ex-Girlfriend" – No Doubt
  5. "When the Sun Goes Down" – Arctic Monkeys
 April 24, 2006
1.29
  • Tamla-Mai Deleon
  • Trevor Boris
  • Roddy Colmer
  • Katherine Ryan
  • Todd Shapiro
  1. "Walk Away" – Kelly Clarkson
  2. "Grillz" – Nelly featuring Paul Wall, Ali and Gipp
  3. "So Yesterday" – Hilary Duff
  4. "Go with the Flow" – Queens of the Stone Age
  5. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" – Panic! at the Disco
 April 30, 2006
1.30
  1. "Beep" – The Pussycat Dolls featuring will.i.am
  2. "Pass That Dutch" – Missy Elliott
  3. "Is It Just Me?" – The Darkness
  4. "My Sacrifice" – Creed
  5. "Number One Spot" – Ludacris
 May 7, 2006
1.31
  1. "Gimme That" – Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne
  2. "Dani California" – Red Hot Chili Peppers
  3. "Because I Got High" – Afroman
  4. "The Hardest Part" – Coldplay
  5. "Don't Let Me Get Me" – Pink
 May 21, 2006
1.32
  1. "What's Left of Me" – Nick Lachey
  2. "Smooth Criminal" – Alien Ant Farm
  3. "Say Somethin'" – Mariah Carey featuring Snoop Dogg
  4. "It Wasn't Me" – Shaggy featuring Rikrok
  5. "Ms. New Booty" – Bubba Sparxxx featuring Ying Yang Twins and Mr. Collipark
 June 25, 2006
1.33
  1. "The Ghost of You" – My Chemical Romance
  2. "Unwritten" – Natasha Bedingfield
  3. "Slow Jamz" – Twista featuring Kanye West and Jamie Foxx
  4. "Learn to Fly" – Foo Fighters
  5. "When You're Mad" – Ne-Yo
 July 2, 2006
1.34
  1. "Who Knew" – Pink
  2. "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song" – The Flaming Lips
  3. "Behind These Hazel Eyes" – Kelly Clarkson
  4. "Ridin'" – Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone
  5. "Crazy" – Gnarls Barkley
 July 9, 2006
1.35
  1. "Hips Don't Lie" – Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean
  2. "Freak on a Leash" – Korn
  3. "I'm 'n Luv (Wit a Stripper)" – T-Pain featuring Mike Jones
  4. "Tribute" – Tenacious D
  5. "Talk" – Coldplay
 July 16, 2006
1.36
  1. "Bossy" – Kelis featuring Too Short
  2. "Work It" – Missy Elliott
  3. "Invisible" – Ashlee Simpson
  4. "Walk Away" – Franz Ferdinand
  5. "But It's Better If You Do" – Panic! at the Disco
 July 23, 2006
1.37
  1. "Ain't No Other Man" – Christina Aguilera
  2. "I Love My Chick" – Busta Rhymes featuring Kelis and will.i.am
  3. "Girl's Not Grey" – AFI
  4. "S Club Party" – S Club 7
  5. "The Kill" – Thirty Seconds to Mars
 August 6, 2006

Verdicts

The following table contains the fictitious "final verdicts" given to each artist for their video. The verdicts are listed by episode, and the videos are listed in order of their "case numbers".

The verdicts for videos with blank areas in the "verdict" field are currently unknown. Verdicts do not apply to artists whose names are in small text.

AccusedVideoVerdict
Episode 1.01
Eminem "Ass Like That"Sentenced to have a slinky up his ass.
Britney Spears "Do Somethin'"Sentenced to life with Kevin Federline.
Jay-Z "99 Problems"Sentenced to death by firing squad.
Weezer "Beverly Hills"Sentenced to an extremely juvenile detention center.
Gwen Stefani "Hollaback Girl"Sentenced to stay 400 meters away from any Harajuku Girls.
Episode 1.02
Jessica Simpson "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"Sentenced to fifty slaps in the ass by a drunken hillbilly.
50 Cent featuring Olivia "Candy Shop"Sentenced to "fiddy" whips by a video chicken.
Jennifer Lopez "Get Right"Sentenced to eight consecutive life sentences.
Missy Elliott featuring Ciara and Fatman Scoop "Lose Control"Sentenced to be buried alive until she turns blue.
Good Charlotte "I Just Wanna Live"Sentenced to solitary confinement for their own safety.
Episode 1.03
Kelis "Milkshake"Sentenced to 5 years of chest arrest.
Shawn Desman "Let's Go"Sentenced to return the rental sports car.
Blink-182 "I Miss You"
Ludacris "Splash Waterfalls"
Mariah Carey "We Belong Together"Sentenced to a career arc similar to that of Eric Roberts.
Episode 1.04
Beyoncé featuring Jay-Z "Crazy in Love"Sentenced to have her legs registered as loaded weapons.
Usher "Caught Up"Sentenced to the school of "Retro Fashion".
Ashlee Simpson "La La"Sentenced to wear a shock collar in her next video.
Simple Plan "Shut Up!"
Eric Prydz "Call on Me"
Episode 1.05
Christina Aguilera featuring Redman "Dirrty"Sentenced to take a warm bath in a hot vat of Purel.
Kanye West "Jesus Walks"Sentenced to be stopped from making the album "Jesus Surfs".
Hilary Duff and Haylie Duff "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Ciara featuring Ludacris "Oh"Sentenced to continue being the queen of crunk.
Limp Bizkit "Behind Blue Eyes"Sentenced to an eternity in rock and rap hell.
Episode 1.06
Kelly Clarkson "Since U Been Gone"Sentenced to continue to be a hotter chick than Clay Aiken.
Nelly "Hot in Herre"Sentenced to apologize for making pit stains hot.
Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes "Don't Cha"Sentenced to be forever listened to on mute.
Ying Yang Twins "Wait (The Whisper Song)"Sentenced to pipe up about where they will put their yings and yangs.
Transplants "Gangsters and Thugs"Sentenced to stop transplanting rap and punk.
Episode 1.07
Backstreet Boys "Just Want You to Know"Sentenced to cease all attempts to increase their 15 minutes of fame.
Britney Spears "Toxic"Sentenced to remove the dishwasher from the front lawn of her Malibu home.
Lindsay Lohan "Rumors"Sentenced to spend more time on her boobs and less time in the booth.
Obie Trice "Got Some Teeth"Sentenced to dental sensitivity training.
Velvet Revolver "Fall to Pieces"Sentenced to stop giving hardcore drugs a bad name.
Episode 1.08
Black Eyed Peas "Don't Phunk with My Heart"Sentenced to stop being so motherphunking terrible.
Massari "Be Easy"Sentenced to cease production on video where he pretends to own the space shuttle.
Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"Sentenced to return to the sucky band from where she came.
The Killers "All These Things That I've Done"Sentenced to come up with an original thought.
Avril Lavigne "Complicated"Sentenced to stop making videos that look like Pizza Pocket commercials.
Episode 1.09
Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"Sentenced to headline Jock Jams 17.
Mariah Carey "Shake It Off"Sentenced to appear in People Magazine's "Sexiest Women Under 70" issue.
Hilary Duff "Wake Up"Sentenced to go to London and party with Britain's bad boy, Prince Harry.
Sean Paul "We Be Burnin'"Sentenced to stop "we-be-burnin'" up the atmosphere by getting rid of his Hummer.
Fall Out Boy "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"Sentenced to the more Simpsons-inspired name of "Worst Band Ever".
Episode 1.10
Christina Aguilera featuring Lil' Kim "Can't Hold Us Down"Sentenced to notify the local water filtration plant whenever she showers.
Franz Ferdinand "Do You Want To"Sentenced to just get it over with and have sex with each other.
Christina Milian "Dip It Low"Sentenced to switch to using watercolor paints when engaging in sexual activity.
Weezer "We Are All on Drugs"Sentenced to have sand kicked in their face by a bully.
Ludacris featuring Shawnna "Stand Up"Sentenced to stop making videos that make him look like a prop comic.
Episode 1.11
Britney Spears "My Prerogative"Sentenced to forbid her newborn son from using his father as a role model.
50 Cent "P.I.M.P."Sentenced to notify Snoop that he's less of a P.I.M.P. and more of a W.I.M.P.
Bow Wow featuring Ciara "Like You"Sentenced to use a booster seat when driving his Hummer.
Hoobastank "The Reason"Sentenced to include an album advisory sticker with a warning that their lyrics may offend all.
Seether "Truth"Sentenced to set up a cage match between two other fictional characters: a unicorn and their musical talent.
Episode 1.12
Eminem "Just Lose It"Sentenced to learn how "Bad Comedy" can hurt people by watching the entire first season DVD of The King of Queens – with director's commentary.
Nelly featuring Christina Aguilera "Tilt Ya Head Back"Sentenced to stop giving "The Depression" a bad name.
Evanescence "Everybody's Fool"Sentenced to stop making music that sounds like a Leon's commercial.
Outkast "Roses"Sentenced to reduce their "Poo-Related" content, and cease production on their new album "Dirty Sanchez".
Pink "Just Like a Pill"Sentenced to stop falling into the "Easy-Rhyme" trap by listening to rap, and not making music that sounds like crap.
Episode 1.13
Black Eyed Peas "My Humps"Sentenced to death by label rejection.
Blink-182 "First Date"Sentenced to realize their fake moustaches make them look cool.
Good Charlotte "Girls & Boys"
Fall Out Boy "Dance, Dance"
Beyoncé "Naughty Girl"Sentenced to stop making guys want to cheat on their girlfriends.
Episode 1.14
Gwen Stefani featuring Slim Thug "Luxurious"Sentenced to pay royalties to the year 1999 every time she wears lip liner.
Outkast featuring Sleepy Brown "The Way You Move"Sentenced to visit a real mechanic and suffer through the residual overcharging and smell of day-old farts.
Justin Timberlake "Cry Me a River"Sentenced to write another song about his relationship with Britney, this time called "Dodged a Major Bullet!"
Fountains of Wayne "Stacy's Mom"Sentenced to speed up production on their new song, "Stacy's Grandmom".
Audioslave "Doesn't Remind Me"Sentenced to continue watching Murder, She Wrote on the tour bus.
Episode 1.15
Lindsay Lohan "Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)"Sentenced to buy a new father.
Kanye West "Diamonds from Sierra Leone"
Green Day "Jesus of Suburbia"Sentenced to cease production on their next video, "Moses of Suburbia".
Shakira "Whenever, Wherever"Sentenced to continue being the female version of David Hasselhoff.
Ashlee Simpson "Shadow"
Episode 1.16
Madonna "Hung Up"Sentenced to stop making dance music before another vogue invasion.
Terror Squad featuring Fat Joe "Lean Back"Sentenced to stop eating his bandmates.
Mariah Carey featuring Jay-Z "Heartbreaker"
My Chemical Romance "Helena"Sentenced to be prominently featured on the playlist for late night D&D sessions.
'N Sync "Bye Bye Bye"
Episode 1.17
Britney Spears "Everytime"Sentenced to realize her dream and find Kevin Federline a job at the Cheerios factory.
Kanye West "The New Workout Plan"Sentenced to remind Anna Nicole Smith that this is not "The New Pork-Out Plan".
Weezer "Perfect Situation"Sentenced to continue their lifelong dream of non-stop rockin' and role playing.
Korn "Twisted Transistor"Sentenced to stop making songs that already sound like Weird Al's parody version.
Shakira "Don't Bother"Sentenced to head back to the studio with her good friends the Tin Man and the Scarecrow.
Episode 1.18
Jessica Simpson "With You"
The Darkness "One Way Ticket"
50 Cent "Window Shopper"
Enrique Iglesias "Hero"
The Used "All That I've Got"Sentenced to appear in the "used" CD bin shortly after release.
Episode 1.19
Britney Spears featuring Madonna "Me Against the Music"Sentenced to stop singing and resume face-sucking.
Ashlee Simpson "L.O.V.E."Sentenced to create an award show for her fellow idea stealers called "The Grabbies".
The Killers "Mr. Brightside"Sentenced to hire Carrot Top for their next video.
Eminem "When I'm Gone"Sentenced to lighten the f*@k up already!
Usher "Burn"Sentenced to take a dip in his awesome flaming pool.
Episode 1.20
No Doubt "It's My Life"Sentenced to pray really hard that Gwen returns to the band.
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Can't Stop"
Tom Green "Teachers Suck"Sentenced to school with "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Maroon 5 "She Will Be Loved"Sentenced to death by an alien or a dinosaur.
50 Cent featuring Nate Dogg "21 Questions"
Episode 1.21
Kanye West featuring Adam Levine "Heard 'Em Say"Sentenced to have their relationship annulled.
Foo Fighters "Resolve"Sentenced to realize that even Mr. T pities them.
Basement Jaxx "Where's Your Head At?"Sentenced to realize that the "double X" in their name is as cool as a pair of uggs.
Kelly Osbourne "Papa Don't Preach"Sentenced to stop making songs that make people preach for an Ozzy Osbourne album.
Beastie Boys "Ch-Check It Out"Sentenced to crimes against hair with Chad Kroeger.
Episode 1.22
Jesse McCartney "Beautiful Soul"Sentenced to put a "may cause drowsiness" sticker on future albums.
Lindsay Lohan "Over"Sentenced to go from acting to singing to early retirement.
D12 "My Band"Sentenced to perform on the Carrot Top tour.
Nelly and St. Lunatics "Batter Up"Sentenced to do a video about bobsledding.
The White Stripes "The Denial Twist"Sentenced to make at least one video with a Hummer and a jacuzzi.
Episode 1.23
50 Cent "Just a Lil Bit"
Blink-182 "Feeling This"
The Strokes "Juicebox"Sentenced to take a cold shower together.
Mariah Carey "Don't Forget About Us"Sentenced to stop kissing in soccer nets to avoid getting hit by a soccer ball.
Ludacris "Get Back"
Episode 1.24
Britney Spears "Lucky"Sentenced to stop manufacturing Federlines.
Green Day "Wake Me Up When September Ends"Sentenced to make a less depressing video about stuff like candy and rainbows.
D4L "Laffy Taffy"Sentenced to spank their super-soakers on their own time.
Papa Roach "Scars"Sentenced to continue rockin' the iPod in white-boy frat houses everywhere.
Moby "We Are All Made of Stars"Sentenced to eat a rogaine sandwich.
Episode 1.25
'N Sync "Thinking of You (I Drive Myself Crazy)"Sentenced to become even more "crazy" by trading Justin to the Backstreet Boys in exchange for AJ.
Black Eyed Peas "Pump It"Sentenced to invent their own video game called "Grand Theft Talent".
No Doubt "Hella Good"Sentenced to continue obtaining signatures in their "Bring Back Gwen" petition.
Chris Brown "Yo (Excuse Me Miss)"Sentenced to stop stalking and do what every other successful musician does: buy love.
Avenged Sevenfold "Bat Country"Sentenced to an eternity of listening to their frat-boy fans yell out "You dudes rule!" at concerts.
Episode 1.26
Pink "Stupid Girls"Sentenced to scientifically identify how she is any different from Lindsay Lohan.
'N Sync "It's Gonna Be Me"Sentenced to a lifetime of being asked about Justin.
Kanye West featuring Lupe Fiasco "Touch the Sky"Sentenced to work with NASA to make a rocket that can orbit his ego.
Eminem featuring Dido "Stan"Sentenced to hope that his fan letters to Vanilla Ice never surface.
The All-American Rejects "Dirty Little Secret"Sentenced to vanish from your iPod within the month.
Episode 1.27
Madonna "Sorry"Sentenced to re-invent herself.
Foo Fighters "Everlong"Sentenced to never again wear wigs in their future videos.
Snoop Dogg featuring Justin Timberlake and Charlie Wilson "Signs"Sentenced to keep the videos made in Las Vegas.
Pink "Trouble"Sentenced to 3 months in a country jail.
Busta Rhymes "Touch It"Sentenced to a cage fight with MC Hammer and the Vengaboys.
Episode 1.28
Fall Out Boy "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me""Sentenced to stop using The Simpsons for inspiration for Jebus' sake!
Puddle of Mudd "She Hates Me"Sentenced to show any impact they have made.
Tony Yayo featuring G-Unit "I Know You Don't Love Me"
No Doubt "Ex-Girlfriend"
Arctic Monkeys "When the Sun Goes Down"
Episode 1.29
Kelly Clarkson "Walk Away"Sentenced to "walk away" from the music industry.
Nelly featuring Paul Wall, Ali and Gipp "Grillz"
Hilary Duff "So Yesterday"
Queens of the Stone Age "Go with the Flow"Sentenced to make another music video advertising the Swiffer.
Panic! at the Disco "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
Episode 1.30
Pussycat Dolls featuring will.i.am "Beep"Sentenced to join the Backstreet Boys and call themselves "Pussycat Dolls with Balls".
Missy Elliott "Pass That Dutch"Sentenced to do a duet with Cheech & Chong.
The Darkness "Is It Just Me?"Sentenced to stop brushing their teeth with Coke.
Creed "My Sacrifice"Sentenced to do a rosary for every stripper.
Ludacris "Number One Spot"Sentenced to let Mini-Me just be a TV commercial.
Episode 1.31
Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne "Gimme That"
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Dani California"Sentenced to have their next video directed by Kevin Federline.
Afroman "Because I Got High"
Coldplay "The Hardest Part"Sentenced to have no plans for their next video.
Pink "Don't Let Me Get Me"Sentenced to give up the anti-corporate fight and get a tattoo of Mickey Mouse holding a Nike swoosh.
Episode 1.32
Nick Lachey "What's Left of Me"Sentenced to rejoin his 98 Degrees bandmates on the D-list.
Alien Ant Farm "Smooth Criminal"Sentenced to recognize that punk and comedy go together like Tara Reid and proportionate breasts.
Mariah Carey featuring Snoop Dogg "Say Somethin'"Sentenced to be a little less sexy, a little more 45 candles...or however old she is...
Shaggy featuring Rikrok "It Wasn't Me"Sentenced to be in heavy rotation on your dad's iPod.
Bubba Sparxxx featuring Ying Yang Twins and Mr. Collipark "Ms. New Booty"Sentenced to 200 hours of community service with the "Save the Booty Foundation".
Episode 1.33
My Chemical Romance "The Ghost of You"Sentenced to get their lunch money stolen by bullies.
Natasha Bedingfield "Unwritten"Sentenced to leave her next album completely "unwritten".
Twista featuring Kanye West and Jamie Foxx "Slow Jamz"Sentenced to stop inspiring men to play the skin flute.
Foo Fighters "Learn to Fly"Sentenced to leave the bad moustaches and smoking to K-Fed.
Ne-Yo "When You're Mad"Sentenced to give a public apology and a life of abstinence.
Episode 1.34
Pink "Who Knew"Sentenced to continue making fun of her stupid girls, but without her stupid curls.
The Flaming Lips "The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song"Sentenced to attract women more their age group by taping some Metamucil to their privates.
Kelly Clarkson "Behind These Hazel Eyes"Sentenced to thank God she was never eaten by Ruben Studdard.
Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone "Ridin'"Sentenced to ride his "low rider" straight to hell.
Gnarls Barkley "Crazy"Sentenced to keep making videos that deliver a hallucinogenic contact buzz.
Episode 1.35
Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean "Hips Don't Lie"Sentenced to realize that if her "Hips Don't Lie", they're probably saying her song sucks.
Korn "Freak on a Leash"Sentenced to stop making videos that look like the new Garfield movie.
T-Pain featuring Mike Jones "I'm 'n Luv (Wit a Stripper)"Sentenced to remember that on a date with a stripper, the two-drink minimum still applies.
Tenacious D "Tribute"Sentenced to keep on fat guy rockin'.
Coldplay "Talk"Sentenced to cease on having the always baked Prince Harry direct their videos.
Episode 1.36
Kelis featuring Too Short "Bossy"Sentenced to change nothing – well, with the possible exception of "everything".
Missy Elliott "Work It"Sentenced to warn potheads that her videos may "harsh their mellow."
Ashlee Simpson "Invisible"Sentenced to realize that you can't pick your sister, you can't pick your nose, and you can't pick your sister's nose.
Franz Ferdinand "Walk Away"Sentenced to keep making theater students look tough.
Panic! at the Disco "But It's Better If You Do"Sentenced to Google the word "creativity."
Episode 1.37
Christina Aguilera "Ain't No Other Man"Sentenced to let archaeologists "dig for face" beneath her thousands of layers of pancake make-up.
Busta Rhymes featuring Kelis and will.i.am "I Love My Chick"Sentenced to stop making videos that look like a Steven Seagal action flick.
AFI "Girl's Not Grey"Sentenced to reveal that A.F.I. stands for "Audio for Idiots".
S Club 7 "S Club Party"Sentenced to forever answer the question, "What does the 'S' stand for?"
30 Seconds the Mars "The Kill"Sentenced to watch every episode of Full House and wonder which Olsen twin is being used in each scene featuring Michelle Tanner.
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