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1. | "Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath" | 3:23 |
2. | "Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath" | 1:42 |
3. | "Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap" | 3:30 |
4. | "Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap" | 2:09 |
5. | "Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub" | 3:18 |
6. | "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home" | 2:38 |
7. | "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub" | 0:58 |
8. | "Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub" | 2:23 |
9. | "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue" | 2:19 |
10. | "Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet" | 1:13 |
11. | "Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub" | 2:49 |
12. | "Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan (Growl)" | 1:27 |
13. | "Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself" | 5:09 |
14. | "Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree" | 2:24 |
15. | "Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom" | 2:47 |
16. | "Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom" | 3:50 |
Total length: | 41:59 |